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A Reader’s Lament Chapter 1: Holiday Filk
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A Reader’s Lament

1: Holiday Filk

Holiday Filk

A Reader’s Lament

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pokeystar

A filk of "All I Want for Christmas (is my two front teeth)"

Humor Podcast Holiday Filk Challenge 151 Words 1 Chapter Complete
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A Reader’s Lament

Every day the hopelessness mocks me

my fantasy life is stale as you can see

I don't know just who to blame for this catastrophe!

But my one wish on Christmas Eve is as plain as it can be!

All I want for Christmas

is an update to my fav WIP,

my fav WIP,

see my favorite story!

Gee, if I could only

have an update to my fav WIP,

then I could wish you

"Merry Ficmas."

It seems so long since I could say,

"Yippee, there’s a new chappie to read!"

Gosh oh gee, how happy I'd be,

if there were eight million new words to heed

All I want for Christmas

is an update to my fav WIP,

my fav WIP,

see my favorite story.

Gee, if I could only

have an update to my fav WIP,

then I could wish you

"Merry Ficmas!"


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Latest 25 Reviews for A Reader’s Lament

11 Reviews  |  6.18/10 Average

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sunny33

ROFL!

Response from pokeystar (Author of A Reader’s Lament)

Laugh all you want - it worked!!

Response from pokeystar (Author of A Reader’s Lament)

      

Response from pokeystar (Author of A Reader’s Lament)

Laugh all you want - it worked!!

Response from pokeystar (Author of A Reader’s Lament)

      

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droxy

LOL- post that on LJ- snerk

Response from pokeystar (Author of A Reader’s Lament)

I'm going to.I'm tempted to dedicate it to some people, too...

0/10

HermioneWeasley1972

Very cute!

Response from pokeystar (Author of A Reader’s Lament)

Thanks!

8/10

helshez

lol! I feel your pain, and share it!!

Response from pokeystar (Author of A Reader’s Lament)

 Sharing makes the burden lighter!

10/10

Southern_Witch_69

Great work.

Response from pokeystar (Author of A Reader’s Lament)

Thank you!

10/10

jenonymous

[Snerk!]  Merry FICmas!  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Response from pokeystar (Author of A Reader’s Lament)

Hee!  Thanks!

10/10

Becky

BRILLIANT!!!  I'll be singing this all day!!!  LOL!!!   I LOVE IT!!

Response from pokeystar (Author of A Reader’s Lament)

we aim to please.

10/10

andyourbirdcansing

I share your feeling... XD!!

Response from pokeystar (Author of A Reader’s Lament)

I have a feeling a lot of people sing this song!

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FruGal

Oh, do I agree with you. I've gotten so I don't read WIP's because I'm afraid I'll forget what happens during the lull between updates and I'll just have to reread them again anyway. I guess we can't dock the authors' pay, either.

Response from pokeystar (Author of A Reader’s Lament)

I tried making a rule - Don't read, unless it is finished.But alas, I am weak.

10/10

jadecadence

sincere author!

10/10

mick42

I know the feeling,and share your pain. 

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