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Voldie got crushed flat beneath a wardrobe

Fixin’ to curse Neville Thursday eve

You can say there’s not much to shy Neville

But as for me and Voldie, we believe

He’d been nappin’ in the sanctum

And he dreamed of pain-filled foes

But he did not count on rebellion

And left his protection up to schmoes

When the plotters snuck up on him

at the scene of the attack,

The snake snogger woke up slowly

A good thing the Lestranges had his back

Voldie got crushed flat beneath a wardrobe

Fixin’ to curse Neville Thursday eve

You can say there’s not much to shy Neville

But as for me and Sevvy, we believe

Ron and Harry got a shot in

‘fore the plan went straight to hell

Macnair’s ugly vase got shattered

And Sevvy got cruciod by crazy Bell

Wise Minerva heard the signal

But swift Neville got there first

While Hermione tackled Bella,

He fired off a quick Tantellegra burst

Voldie got crushed flat beneath a wardrobe

Fixin’ to curse Neville Thursday eve

You can say there’s not much to shy Neville

But as for me and Mione, we believe

Now, it’s hard to get past ol' Voldie

His shield held, was much too big

It bounced that wee Tantellegra

The weak curse hit the wardrobe, which danced a jig

If you are a dark overlord, my

Simple message you should heed

Always give praise to your minions;

Don’t pay attention to half-assed prophecies

Voldie got crushed flat beneath a wardrobe

Fixin’ to curse Neville Thursday eve

You can say there’s not much to shy Neville

But as for me and Smudger, we believe

Voldie got crushed flat beneath a wardrobe

Fixin’ to curse Neville Thursday eve

You can say there’s not much to shy Neville

But as for me and Voldie, we believe