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| When the Ministry refuses to finance Hermione's research project, the only option she has left is the library at Malfoy Manor. She hasn't met Lucius s... |
Last Updated: 2008/08/28
Chapters: 5 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 15701
| Dumbledore asks Snape to do him a favour... Christmas with Miss Granger? Hermione willingly goes along with the only man that can protect her from the... |
Last Updated: 2008/08/28
Chapters: 17 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 22961
| Remus Lupin, unemployed and unhappy, makes a deadly, if not to say stupid, decision: he becomes a full-time wolf. Only Severus Snape has no intention ... |
Last Updated: 2008/08/27
Chapters: 7 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 26839
| There are different times frames: some count life in seconds, month and years; others in eons, eras and epochs. Occasionally, they get engaged in a dr... |
Last Updated: 2008/08/27
Chapters: 4 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 2882
| Hermione is forced to lead a double life when she agrees to Dumbledore's plan to protect Professor Snape. Inspired by the Marriage Law. Warning for st... |
Last Updated: 2008/08/27
Chapters: 45 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 224733
| Two very delectable wizards give Hermione the special attention that she deserves. Hermione/Remus/Severus. Written for the Hermione_smut exchange.
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Last Updated: 2008/08/26
Chapters: 3 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 7770
| It was only after Snape followed her into the neglected shop, moving furtively between the shafts of sunlight that pierced the gloom, that it occurred... |
Last Updated: 2008/08/26
Chapters: 2 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 6051
| Who was Marlene McKinnon? An Auror, a member of the Order of the Phoenix, a powerful witch who was killed by Voldemort himself, along with her entire... |
Last Updated: 2008/08/26
Chapters: 8 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 10733
| Hermione, Ginny and Luna, sharing a girl moment, decide to cast a Pairing-Plight Troth Charm on themselves for fun. Each placed in the cauldron one ye... |
Last Updated: 2008/08/26
Chapters: 16 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 89258
| Hermione is captured by Death Eaters just before the Final Battle. Voldemort forces her to take an ancient potion he has been experimenting with, wh... |
Last Updated: 2008/08/26
Chapters: 8 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 17180
| AU. An epidemic has devastated the wizarding world. Within the confined realms of his clinic, Snape discovers the disease can let slip his secret desi... |
Last Updated: 2008/08/26
Chapters: 4 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 12893
| He went into the bookstore looking for a good read, but found a bushy-haired ex-student. She opened the bookstore looking to heal her broken heart, bu... |
Last Updated: 2008/08/26
Chapters: 5 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 13147
| Lily's life doesn't end when Voldemort hexes her. Instead, she and Harry go into hiding, but are things truly any better for her?... |
Last Updated: 2008/08/26
Chapters: 17 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 31519
| Nobody expected Hermione Granger to leave Ronald Weasley, except for his brother Bill. Written for portus_envy.... |
Last Updated: 2008/08/26
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 767
| The Potions Master is about to meet a bitch of unexpected dimensions.... |
Last Updated: 2008/08/26
Chapters: 44 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 173859
| London isn’t so hot anymore. Phoenix is too hot. Hermione is on edge. Lucius has mellowed. And what on earth happened to Severus?... |
Last Updated: 2008/08/25
Chapters: 11 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 28095
| Severus Snape and Hermione Granger are the only survivors of the Final Battle. The responsibility of re-building Hogwarts and usher in a "New Era" for... |
Last Updated: 2008/08/25
Chapters: 17 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 53902
| Hermione Granger had a job that gave her everything she wanted. However, money can't buy the one thing she desires most, the love of the reclusive Se... |
Last Updated: 2008/08/25
Chapters: 5 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 10199
| AU. SSHG. Post-Vold. Snape is #1 on the Death Eater hit-list after the fall of the Dark Lord. His memory is wiped when he is attacked in Hogsmeade, an... |
Last Updated: 2008/08/25
Chapters: 2 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 3920
| Set in the aftermath of OotP, Severus Snape's complicated web of lies and loyalties becomes too much to bear. A new instructor is hired, and a previou... |
Last Updated: 2008/08/25
Chapters: 5 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 21334
| Five years after the Final Battle, Snape has finally started to unwind. After getting knocked on his ass in Diagon Alley by a plump red-head, he find... |
Last Updated: 2008/08/25
Chapters: 12 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 20326
| For centuries, the Faery people have been a mysterious, sometimes persecuted minority in the Wizard world. But now Albus Dumbledore has persuaded them... |
Last Updated: 2008/08/25
Chapters: 51 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 577679
| Lucius Malfoy, on orders from the Dark Lord, captures Hermione Granger to be held as his prisoner deep within the underground dungeons of his Manor. C... |
Last Updated: 2008/08/25
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 1922
| A three part tale, inspired by a random Tarot card spread. Scorpius' concern for his newly divorced father forces Draco and Severus to examine their d... |
Last Updated: 2008/08/25
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 9670
| RBHJ: Unwavering loyalty, social propriety, hierarchy of station. Regulus Black knew his place, his purpose, his duty. What he didn’t know was hims... |
Last Updated: 2008/08/25
Chapters: 3 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 12564
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| "Please, don't say yes. Please, tell me you didn't do it. Tell me it was just a sick joke that Malfoy made up."... |
Last Updated: 2008/08/27
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 395
| Tom Riddle reflects on the end of his relationship with Minerva McGonagall.... |
Last Updated: 2008/08/26
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 143
| Written for Septentrion to celebrate the birth of her little girl. A quartet of drabbles, celebrating life, love, and redemption.... |
Last Updated: 2008/08/26
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 437
| Rolf Scmander takes Luna on a Nargle hunt in the middle of summer. ... |
Last Updated: 2008/08/26
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 128
| Injured and exhausted after the battle, Severus conceals himself, only to be found by someone who is also running away… from her memories. Written fo... |
Last Updated: 2008/08/26
Chapters: 12 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 8630
| Saturday night challenge: smut sans any mention of body parts!... |
Last Updated: 2008/08/24
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 432
| 100 words of what the "hurricane" did...... |
Last Updated: 2008/08/24
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 180
| He always worried about Remus, especially on these nights.... |
Last Updated: 2008/08/24
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 155
| Draco and Pansy play a little game of hide-and-seek. Challenge entry for Romancing the Wizard.... |
Last Updated: 2008/08/24
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 155
| Severus and Hermione return to celebrate their anniversary where they'd spent their honeymoon, only to find themselves riding out a hurricane. ... |
Last Updated: 2008/08/24
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 237
| A 'missing scene' from Sky Is Falling: Severus lies awake in Azkaban and thinks about his relationship to the woman in the next cell over. ... |
Last Updated: 2008/08/24
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 420
| It's Hermione's first birthday as a married woman. However will she and Severus celebrate? A five-part series written during the mad-crazy Portus Envy... |
Last Updated: 2008/08/24
Chapters: 5 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 2784
| It was a good thing to wait until the wedding night, wasn't it?... |
Last Updated: 2008/08/24
Chapters: 2 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 979
| Written for the Potter Place Saturday Night chat challenge: SS/HG, wedding night. Somehow I missed the part about including smut.... |
Last Updated: 2008/08/24
Chapters: 2 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 439
| A sequel to Pounding Vegas, which happens before Fast Food Sev. Sunny33's Smut Challenge - Smut with no body parts mentioned... |
Last Updated: 2008/08/24
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 284
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| The right decision is sometimes the hardest to make.... |
Last Updated: 2008/08/27
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 106
| A light hearted attempt at a cliché-ridden soft smut.... |
Last Updated: 2008/08/26
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 372
| A woman seeking revenge finds more than she bargains for. A man seeking redemption finds more than he had expected.... |
Last Updated: 2008/08/25
Chapters: 31 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 77890
| The doubts of someone who wonders and the lengths that they go to find something that is a matter of faith.... |
Last Updated: 2008/08/24
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 326
| When all hope seems lost, a reminder to remember tomorrow.... |
Last Updated: 2008/08/19
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 95
| Just a short piece I wrote one day at work.... |
Last Updated: 2008/08/17
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 67
| A little spell to banish that pesky whatever. Insert name of whatever into last line.... |
Last Updated: 2008/08/09
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 49
| The fight with angels and demons is controlled by one ORDINARY human girl with EXTRAORDINARY powers...... |
Last Updated: 2008/08/07
Chapters: 24 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 89602
| This poem is about letting go. And holding on. ; )... |
Last Updated: 2008/08/05
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 38
| I was very sad the day this poem was born, thinking about loved ones who have passed from this earthly plain of existence.... |
Last Updated: 2008/07/31
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 492
| Old habits die hard. This is about how difficult it can be to change. ... |
Last Updated: 2008/07/31
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 278
| It is all quite odd how the events to be related in this work were brought to my attention. Here, I reproduce them in full detail as they were given t... |
Last Updated: 2008/07/22
Chapters: 11 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 16051
| On desolation and being forgotten, something which I have amply experienced in the past few months.... |
Last Updated: 2008/07/11
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 71
| Sort of a metaphor, that even the strongest cry sometimes.... |
Last Updated: 2008/07/10
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 107
| Written as though it was being asked to the person you love.... |
Last Updated: 2008/07/09
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| Severus Snape and the other teachers at Hogwarts have been called back to school three weeks prior t ... |
| "My name is Hermione Granger and I finished Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry in June 1998 ... |
| It was only here that they could pretend the outside word did not exist, only here were they free to ... |
Much ado about tiny bits of confectionery.
What do a wooden puppet, a talking water ... |
| Lucius knows that something is wrong when Voldemort summons Severus to the Shrieking Shack. ... |
Lucius Malfoy in Shirtsleeves
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2008/07/22 - 09:50PM
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| Not Going to Portus Club |
Well, there were a few of us, myself included, that weren't able to go to Portus in Dallas (see links page for their link if you're interested).
Feeling lonely and abandoned by my fellow admins *cough*, I retreated to Potter_Place where drabble madness ensued. The results are all posted in Recent Drabbles (there are still a couple who haven't posted), and all have the same title.
So if you're wondering how we pass the time while we're not at Portus, go read our "author insertion" stories! |
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2008/07/10 - 07:03AM
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Hi, mates.
I just wanted to let you know that most of the admins are going to be out of town (at Portus), so that will only leave one or two working the site. However, as life goes, they have other things going on as well.
Updates may take a little longer than usual.
Sorry about that! We'll make it up to you somehow.
Cheers,
The Staff
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~Southern_Witch_69~
2008/07/08 - 04:42PM
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