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Perpetual Kittens

pookah

30 Reviews   |   30 Ratings, 0 Likes, 1 Favorite )

Humor Potter Place's Anything Goes Challenge 2,265 Words 1 Chapter Complete
Dolores Jane Umbridge Hermione Granger Kingsley Shacklebolt Minerva McGonagall Severus Snape

The ‘Kittens’ Challenge! Whose Kittens are the fairest of them all? Minerva’s perpetually young kittens, that’s whose. (No kittens are eaten in this story!)

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Chapter 1: Perpetual Kittens


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Member Since 2007  |  4 Stories  |  Favorited by 4  |  1,288 Reviews Written  |  512 Review Responses

fifty-something happy wife and college mom.

Matchmaker is on a bit of a hiatus.  We've had two deaths amongst our closest freinds, my beta is ill, and my mom is in bad health.  So it may take me a while to get back to that cheery place where I can write such nonsense.  I will finish it though, unless I die, too.


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Reviews for Perpetual Kittens

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FruGal

How can you say no snakes were harmed if they had to bite Dolores Umbridge? Great fic and a Hermione even more scary than Ron could imagine.

Response from pookah (Author of Perpetual Kittens)

Thank you for such a funny review!  LOL  I am so delighted that you this little opus. 

Response from pookah (Author of Perpetual Kittens)

Thank you for such a funny review!  LOL  I am so delighted that you this little opus. 

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FruGal

How can you say no snake were harmed if they had to bite Dolores Umbridge? Great fic and a Hermione even more scary than Ron could imagine.

Response from pookah (Author of Perpetual Kittens)

So nice you reviewed twice!   Thank you very much!

Response from pookah (Author of Perpetual Kittens)

So nice you reviewed twice!   Thank you very much!

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sunny33

Anything that does away with Dolores Umbridge has got to be a good thing!

Response from pookah (Author of Perpetual Kittens)

I agree!   I hope that means my story is a good thing!  Thank you for reading and reviewing! 

Response from pookah (Author of Perpetual Kittens)

I agree!   I hope that means my story is a good thing!  Thank you for reading and reviewing! 

10/10

Arabella Bloodgood

I always knew Hermione had a murderous side.  lol   Nicely done.

Response from pookah (Author of Perpetual Kittens)

Thank you for the kind review!  I prefer to think of it not as a murderous side, but as a coldly logical side to Hermione.  People like Umbrige so often escape justice, and it's only a public service to get rid of them, right?  *evil laugh*I'm so happy you like my story!

Response from pookah (Author of Perpetual Kittens)

Thank you for the kind review!  I prefer to think of it not as a murderous side, but as a coldly logical side to Hermione.  People like Umbrige so often escape justice, and it's only a public service to get rid of them, right?  *evil laugh*I'm so happy you like my story!

10/10

silverdoe

Loved it! Very cute and very Slytherin Hermione

Response from pookah (Author of Perpetual Kittens)

Thank you for your kind review!  I am so happy you like my story with a cooly logical Hermione.

Response from pookah (Author of Perpetual Kittens)

Thank you for your kind review!  I am so happy you like my story with a cooly logical Hermione.

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