*snicker*  Hilarious.  Leaky is very helpful!

LMAO! This is priceless!  I love how this one is from the house-elf's POV.  So much in so few words!  Just delightful!

<i>Look, you arse. I wrote to tell you I’m interested in you, and you complain about the hour? </i>

I love it!  So very Snape to whine about such a thing, and so wonderfully Hermione to call him out on it!!

So typical of him!  Ha!  His feelings, indeed!! 

Oh, ROFL!  What a treat this is!  I love the letter!  How hilarious!

This is funny. I needed a lift today, thanks.

" If the family is making more family, you is staying out of it.” *laying on the floor wheezing with laughter* This is just too brilliant! Great idea to describe this from Leaky's point of view. Too bad we didn't get to know more detailed what the "less benign" did mean exactly *ggg*

Now that's interesting... *raises eyebrows with anticipation*

"I assure you that my feelings for you are far less benign than “like.”" Indeed? *gigglesnort* Has there someone been hitten rather close to the point, hmmm? *g*

Alcina vom Steinsberg's response: Forgot to mention: of cooooourse it has been that missing security thing. Surely.

*roflol* That's going to be a hell of a doomsday, after the deliverance of that letter, won't it? Great start and brilliant idea! :o)

OMG, I laughed so hard about the first chapter's ending! That was the sweetest evil OOPS! in ficlets history!

Well, it seems that Hermione was right AGAIN and poor Severus' surly masquerade didn't hold up for very long...

Thank you for sharing this amiable little story, Ladies!

@ Lariope: You know, ever since "Second Life", I have been (and still am) anxiously waiting for another epic masterpiece from your quill! Something in the works, perhaps?

Were they making more family?  ROFL!  Lovely little story.  It made me laugh at the end of a long day.

OMG!  Too dang funny!  Leave it to House-elves to get things rolling.

If the family is making more family, you is staying out of it.”

Loved it!  This was short and sweet and very funny.  Now, on to your next epic adventure *nudge, nudge.  looks around, whistles sweetly, waiting for hint to soak in*

OOOOH, a battle of the post scripts.  This could get interesting!

Oh, dear.  She will either remember writing the letter and be horrified that it was delivered, or she won't remember writing it and will be quite confused.  On to chapter three...

Why do the house elves have to be so damn efficient?!  I'm afraid to see his response :)

ROFLOL!  Poor Leaky!  This story was incredibly fun and adorable.  And I loved Leaky's mother's advice! 
<i>“Leaky, it does not matter how much they calls you. If the family is making more family, you is staying out of it.”</i>  Thanks so much for the giggles!

Lariope! OpalJade!  This is too darned wonderful!  I can see Hermione in my mind's eye, and dear little helpful Leaky, too.  I can't wait to read Severus' response.

Sex from a house elf perspective? YOu two are beyond evil.

Rec me some DM/HP or DM/HG porn please. I am your faithful servant.

Im guessing Lula enjoyed this story to the very ends of her stockings. Naked time soon please? 

If it werent for the post script I would be sad. Now Im all a twitter! Bring it on Prof Snape!!

I hope Leaky has a good life insurance policy. Hermione is going to scalp her!!    

 look its Hedwig!!

lol, that was a highly enjoyable way of keeping me entertained while I can't sleep thank you, loved it.

That whole thing was too cute.  I loved it.