A Practical Approach
themistresssnape124 Reviews | 124 Ratings, 0 Likes, 155 Favorites )
An epidemic of pregnancy after the celebration of Voldemort's demise spurs a mandatory Sex Ed class to be taught at Hogwarts. Heaven help the seventh years.
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themistresssnape
Member Since 2005 | 12 Stories | Favorited by 197 | 72 Reviews Written | 917 Review Responses
After many years away, and many forays into other fandoms, I'm back to my roots. The Granger-Snapes!
Reviews for A Practical Approach
Well, I certainly have a newfound respect for Professor Snape. This was both very hilarious and very sexy, in that order, and I thoroughly enjoyed reading it (for both reasons). Well done! Hermione, ever the know-it-all, has found herself yet another subject to master, and quite the teacher to help her with it. Damn, lucky witch.Great story!Peace, Love, and Potter (or should I say Snape?),Sue :o)
Response from themistresssnape (Author of A Practical Approach)
That's exactly what I say!! Much love ~~ The Mistress
i really enjoyed your story. i liked the way you handled snapes approuch to teaching sex ed. i felt that it was in chacter.
Response from themistresssnape (Author of A Practical Approach)
Thanks lots! I had tons of fun writing it! ~The Mistress
*snicker* this is brilliant! :-) Excellent work!! Thanks for writing it!!
Response from themistresssnape (Author of A Practical Approach)
Thanks much!!! I think I'll try my hand at writing humor more often. ~The Mistress
How could you call it "horrid" at the end of Parts I and II? This story was a lot of fun! I've only just discovered this site and glad I did. I'm looking forward to reading your other works. Thanks for the fun!
Response from themistresssnape (Author of A Practical Approach)
Thank you so much! ~The Mistress
Awesome story... couldn't quite believe McGonagal, but all is well as that's what drove Hermione to check-out what was happening in Snape's class after all!
Response from themistresssnape (Author of A Practical Approach)
Yes, I couldn't help but write her this way. I'd have checked out his class too! ~The Mistress
Very, Very Nice
Response from themistresssnape (Author of A Practical Approach)
Thanks! ~The Mistress
Great fun, really. I'm off to Parts III and IV!
Response from themistresssnape (Author of A Practical Approach)
Thanks a lot, I'm glad you enjoyed my first attempt at humor! ~The Mistress
hahahaha. hilarious!! loved it!
Response from themistresssnape (Author of A Practical Approach)
Thanks so much! ~The Mistress
Very good! I have read several that had Snape teaching the sex-ed class, but this was the best.
Keep Writing,
Response from themistresssnape (Author of A Practical Approach)
Response from themistresssnape (Author of A Practical Approach)
Thanks! I thought Severus might turn it into something that would keep him entertained. ~The Mistress
Whew! *fans self* Hot and funny and really enjoyable! Must've been very fun to write! ~Just popped over to PP and couldn't see where to vote?? Sorry if I'm being dim-
Response from themistresssnape (Author of A Practical Approach)
Voting doesn't open until the challenge deadline, which is August 21 if I remember correctly. I think they'll be doing it under the polls section. You could get more info under the Challenge section here on TPP. Hope that helped. ~The Mistress
Nice work. I really enjoyed this.
Response from themistresssnape (Author of A Practical Approach)
I'm glad you enjoyed it. Thanks for reading! ~The Mistress
Naughty, naughty! I like those sorts of ones, comedy, I am not a big fan of angst, and that one is brilliant!
Response from themistresssnape (Author of A Practical Approach)
Thanks so much! I write too much angst, so I thought I'd try my hand at humor. ~The Mistress
*gets up off the floor to write a review That was brilliant!! I loved it!! *rolls around on floor again before tries to compose herself* Sorry about that. It was brilliant. Definitely the best response to the challenge that I've read so far!! *giggles* Oh I do love some Hermione/Snape smut... :D *hugs* xx
Response from themistresssnape (Author of A Practical Approach)
*blushes* Gee, thanks. I couldn't help myself, any reason for some Snape smut is good enough for me! ~The Mistress
You SO have my vote...I can't find words to express my enjoyment of your story, so I'm not going to try...Well, maybe a little. Wonderful, amusing, hot, ...they all come to mind. My stomach hurts from laughing...That's the end, isn't it? I was hoping for a bit more tutoring.
Response from themistresssnape (Author of A Practical Approach)
Thank you! Several others have asked for more, but I think it'd be more fun to see what you guys thought about what happened next. Who knows, someday I may pick it up again and write a bit of a sequel. ~The Mistress
Response from Melissa_Snape (Reviewer)
I certainly wouldn't complain if you write a sequel...
Response from themistresssnape (Author of A Practical Approach)
I'll let you know if I do. ~The Mistress
Great story. Very hot & sexy.
Response from themistresssnape (Author of A Practical Approach)
Thanks! ~The Mistress
How funny that McGonagall teaches sex through fear! The lemons were nice, but my favorite part was when Snape removes the invisibility cloak...you did a great job of describing that moment.
Response from themistresssnape (Author of A Practical Approach)
He always was a sneaky bastard, wasn't he? He'd whipped Hermione into a frenzy during the lecture and then he was going to tease her a bit! That's what I would want if I ever hit the sack with Severus. Thanks so much! ~The Mistress
To be honest I started reading this because I was a little bored. Is it the best story I've read? No. But it is a riot! I am sitting here laughing out loud (from Ron's menses comment to just picturing Snape teaching sex ed) and I must thank you for that! Off to the next chapter!
Response from themistresssnape (Author of A Practical Approach)
You're welcome, I don't think it's really my best, but it's my first foray into humor and parody. Good for a first try, anyway. ~The Mistress
yummy smutt 
yess, severussss!!!!!!
Response from themistresssnape (Author of A Practical Approach)
I know! ~The Mistress
HOw does one vote? I want to vote for your story!
Response from themistresssnape (Author of A Practical Approach)
Voting is over on Potter Place after the deadline. More details are under the challenge rules here on TPP. You can find them under Categories. ~The Mistress
I don't know if it's horrid--the plot cooks, the dialog is sparkling, and it's mercifully short. (How long can one spin out such a plot device anyway?)
Response from themistresssnape (Author of A Practical Approach)
I know, any longer and it would have turned into this useless excuse for smut (not that that's bad or anything). Thanks so much! ~The Mistress
That was pretty hot. Help, I'm overheating. We already have 32°C/89,6°F here.You could have killed with this if Remus Lupin would have taught this class. *goes and asks him for private tutoring, subject: sex ed* 
Response from themistresssnape (Author of A Practical Approach)
I'll go you one better... Team taught practical in sex ed from Severus and Remus. Oh hell, those'd be awesome tutoring sessions! ~The Mistress
Response from ksianna (Reviewer)
OMG! *faints*
LOL! this was so awesome! I loved the reason for the pure smut! ~Ruthie
Response from themistresssnape (Author of A Practical Approach)
Pure smut never needs a reason, but it's a bit more legitimate with one! ~The Mistress
I found it highly enjoyable to read! And how could I not vote for you after that offer.
Response from themistresssnape (Author of A Practical Approach)
I thought a little bribery might do the trick. All you've got to do is ask nicely. I've already got an offer for a threesome, suppose we just completely overload Severus with women desperate for tutoring? 
~The Mistress
No no noooooo You cannot leave it like this! Think of those poor school girls stuck with Minerva. Think of the pregnant ones. You cannot continue to let Minerva torture them. It is not good for pregnant women to be so upset! There needs to be some resolution on this plot point. Is Minerva the cause of Hermione’s comments “this is a sin”? Minerva is twisting their minds and quite possibly ruining their entire sex lives. She must be stopped!!! Help!
Response from themistresssnape (Author of A Practical Approach)
As far as Hermione's comments go, no it's not Minerva's fault. I just think Severus is so good at what he does that it should be outlawed. Nothing like the "this is bad and I just can't do this"! Maybe someday I'll write a sequel or something, but right now I'm going to leave it as is. Sorry. ~The Mistress
Two simple words. Loved It!!! So far, you definitely have my vote.
Response from themistresssnape (Author of A Practical Approach)
Thanks! ~The Mistress