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The 12 Days of Christmas

1: One-Shot

The 12 Days of Christmas

notsosaintly

43 Reviews   |   43 Ratings, 0 Likes, 78 Favorites )

Humor Romance Alternate Universe Potions Under Duress 2,888 Words 1 Chapter Complete
Hermione Granger Severus Snape

A merry trip through the 12 days of Christmas with the professor and his apprentice.

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10/10

Becky

THIS IS SO SAVED!!  I LOVE IT! WONDERFUL WONDERFUL!!

Response from notsosaintly (Author of The 12 Days of Christmas)

Ho ho ho!! That made my evening!

10/10

Gardengirl

That was both clever and fun! Nicely done. Merry Christmas to you, too!

Response from notsosaintly (Author of The 12 Days of Christmas)

Thank you! I hope your Christmas is full of spirit!

10/10

Bentwaters

This is FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!!!  Just absolute perfection!  A very delightful romp.  All I can do is applaud.  Thank you for sharing and a very "merry" one to you too!!

Response from notsosaintly (Author of The 12 Days of Christmas)

Thank you, and I am so very glad you liked it!

10/10

Pearle

I loved the "adaption" of the song, and their banter was excellent. But the last two lines really brought it home. Great story, I loved it!

Response from notsosaintly (Author of The 12 Days of Christmas)

Hahaha ... I thought of those last two lines before I even finished it. Of course, it made me even more eager to get it written once I had!

10/10

amsev

And a Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to you as well!  ROFLMAO!!! If there were more new holiday fanfic to read, I may enjoy the season more! Well done, thank you!

Response from notsosaintly (Author of The 12 Days of Christmas)

That is exactly why I wrote this... I was severely lacking in a little holiday spirit. This did help, though!

10/10

Subversa

SQUEE!  Delightful!  Clever, funny, sexy, naughty ... everything a good/bad girl wants for Christmas, notsosaintly!  Thanks for gifting your readers!  Happy Holidays to you, too!

Response from notsosaintly (Author of The 12 Days of Christmas)

Thanks,

Response from notsosaintly (Author of The 12 Days of Christmas)

! Now, if only I could get Santa to deliver what I want for Christmas!

9/10

septentrion

I love smut when well written and laced with humour.

Response from notsosaintly (Author of The 12 Days of Christmas)

I can never help adding in the humor, so I'm glad you like it!

0/10

Brisinggammen

Lovely little christmas tale...

Response from notsosaintly (Author of The 12 Days of Christmas)

A tale about how they both got some tail ... whoops!

Response from Brisinggammen (Reviewer)

You dirty woman! (Wouldn't have you any other way though...)

0/10

Icedancer

Oh - my - God!!! That was fabulous! I love your style of writing, I really do! And I would love to translate this into German... Well, I don't know whether I'll have time to do this the next two weeks, but perhaps some time... Would you give me permission to translate this story? Please...

Response from notsosaintly (Author of The 12 Days of Christmas)

If you do get around to it, please send me a copy! I'd love to have it for my 'files'. Thanks!

Response from Icedancer (Reviewer)

Thanks a lot! I'll do my very best... but please be patient! :-)

Response from notsosaintly (Author of The 12 Days of Christmas)

I'm very patient ... don't worry!

10/10

LaiksMarei

LMFAO...this was absolutely hilarious!!  I adore your writing and was excited to see that you posted a new story.  What a fabulous, little Cristmas lemon.

Response from notsosaintly (Author of The 12 Days of Christmas)

Well, it got me more in the Christmas spirit, so I thought I'd share. I'm happy that you liked it!

0/10

ladyofthemasque

Well, I wouldn't have called that 'explict' (as in the Explicit Sexual Content warning--more like Moderate Sexual Content, though not quite 'Sexual Content Lite'), but it was definitely 'smutty'!  Nicely done, my dear, nicely done!Sooo...since I'm still shy of 50k in book 4, you have plenty of time to write more before I'll barge in with batting eyelashes, doe-eyed looks, and whimpering pleas for you to beta my stuff...so when are we gonna see another cool story outta you, hmm?*hugs*~Lotm

Response from notsosaintly (Author of The 12 Days of Christmas)

You know, I thought about the 'Explicit' warning for a while ... but you're right, it isn't that explicit. I suppose I was hoping people would come away feeling as though they had gotten their explicit-fix.

(and I'm so looking forward to Book 4 )

Response from ladyofthemasque (Reviewer)

That icon is WAAAAAY too hawt.*drools for a bit, watching it**clears throat*  Ahem...book 4 is roughly halfway done.  I'll get it to you as soon as it's completely done.  *mwah*!*goes back to watching hawt-icon-ness*~Lotm

10/10

MistressSnape

Absolutely bloddy friggin' brilliant!?!

Response from notsosaintly (Author of The 12 Days of Christmas)

I wonder what he gets her next year ... *snicker*

0/10

Soul Bound

Oh my! That was all kinds of hot, kudos to you for pulling that off!! :D

Response from notsosaintly (Author of The 12 Days of Christmas)

And I had tons of fun attempting it, too!

10/10

Southern_Witch_69

Awesome! I loved the progress... what a lucky girl: gifts, detention, nine inches of broomstick.:)

Response from notsosaintly (Author of The 12 Days of Christmas)

Yeah, gotta love that "broomstick". Mwahahahaha!

10/10

snitchette

Yes Master. Ask anything you want Master I'll be happy to complied. *sigh* She's so one lucky girl. *double sigh*

Response from notsosaintly (Author of The 12 Days of Christmas)

She is.  I'm definitely envious ....

Response from notsosaintly (Author of The 12 Days of Christmas)

She is.  I'm definitely envious ....

9/10

severuslover

Awww...that was cute. Great job! You did a wonderful job picking the phrases for each day. Keep up the good work!~Jen

Response from notsosaintly (Author of The 12 Days of Christmas)

LOL  It was fun to write too.  It still makes me smile to think about it.  Thanks!

Response from notsosaintly (Author of The 12 Days of Christmas)

LOL  It was fun to write too.  It still makes me smile to think about it.  Thanks!

0/10

EverMystique

That was a very entertaining rendition of the 12 Days of Christmas. :) Thanks for sharing your imagination with us.

10/10

The_Earths_Memento

Exceptional, and the sarcasm was wonderful. The smut was a big high five for you! Thanks. ú

Response from notsosaintly (Author of The 12 Days of Christmas)

The sarcasm portrays exactly how I feel around that season.  Just especially snarky.  ;)  Glad you enjoyed it!

Response from The_Earths_Memento (Reviewer)

Hahaha. ^.^ I adore sarcasm. It displays the individuality of the character and gives a shed of reality to the story. I'm a DHR fan but SHR is also one of my favorites. The progress of their personalities through their interactions in each story I read capitalizes the possibility that they would've been a better pairing for Harry Potter. Though I'm just internalizing what I think. No offense meant to Ron, I like him too! lol

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