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Potions Under Duress Spinster
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11: Chapter 11

Spinster

ladyofthemasque

203 Reviews   |   203 Ratings, 0 Likes, 371 Favorites )

Humor Romance Erotica General Potions Under Duress 106,206 Words 11 Chapters Complete
Hermione Granger Severus Snape

You know what they say about a woman who prefers to live with her cat…

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Chapters (11)

Chapter 1: Chapter 01

Chapter 2: Chapter 02

Chapter 3: Chapter 03

Chapter 4: Chapter 04

Chapter 5: Chapter 05

Chapter 6: Chapter 06

Chapter 7: Chapter 07

Chapter 8: Chapter 08

Chapter 9: chapter 09

Chapter 10: chapter 10

Chapter 11: Chapter 11


About ladyofthemasque

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ladyofthemasque

Member Since 2005  |  37 Stories  |  Favorited by 1,485  |  368 Reviews Written  |  1,311 Review Responses

I have to apologize to everyone, period. Real life swallowed me whole, as I have been struggling to make a living writing original fiction over the last 8 years. It has not been easy, & has been complicated by health issues. I hope people can forgive my long silences. Trying to make enough money to live on from writing is a lot harder--waaaay harder--than it looks. (At least I didn't leave any posted fanfics unfinished.)

Anyhoo...

These stories are works of parody (& thus are allowable under US law), and are not written for profit. Just for fun.  I'm not making any money off of any fanfics, nor will I ever.  I'm just playing around in other writers' universes.

...I am, however, making something of a living off my own stories.  (If anyone wants to play around in my universes, you may visit my website, www.jeanjohnson.net, and look up my policy on Fanfics & Fanarts.  It's reasonable enough and fairly easy to follow, too...)

~Lotm

Author Website
http://www.jeanjohnson.net
Also Archived At
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/MoITWF (Mobsite) www.RestrictedSection.org (RS.org) ashwinder.sycophanthex.com (Ashwinder, also other Sycophant Hex affiliates) www.literotica.com (Literotica)

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10/10

sagelaurel

My love for this story knows no bounds. What a fun, well-written, and sexy little romp. I love the idea of Snape being an animagus and being a black cat - its just so HIM. The mutual-animagus premise was a very original and very fun idea. Loved it.

Response from ladyofthemasque (Author of Spinster)

Thank you!~Lotm

10/10

sapphireduck

I really love this story!! I'm really sad it's the end though. Thanks for writing such a wonderful story.

10/10

mom2divas

Loved every minute of this story however I don't think I'll ever be able to get the image of Severus as "Puss-in-Boots" out of my head.

0/10

Mu xxx

Yaay a story by you that I haven't read! Very excited! And am loving it so far! What makes it even better is the mention of an archaeologist! Haha! I'm a third-year archaeology student! So yeah, can't wait to keep reading... thanks! ^__^

Response from ladyofthemasque (Author of Spinster)

Ooh, archaeology!  *geeks out with ya*  That is totally cool!~Lotmperennial studentalso perpetually buried under plot-bunny buttshence the lateness of the reply...

0/10

smurphy

what a great story... i love your severus... i ham in the middle of 'for someone special' at RS and when i saw this here and that it was by you i just HAD to read it... i love the way you write i lose myself in your stories... thank you!!!!

Response from ladyofthemasque (Author of Spinster)

You're quite welcome.  *hugs*~Lotm

Response from ladyofthemasque (Author of Spinster)

You're quite welcome.  *hugs*~Lotm

10/10

Sampdoria

This is just as entertaining and great as it was the first time I read it:-))

10/10

chivalric

You are certainly very fond of cats, missy ;-)))My kitty-cat, too…my grumpy, snarky, utterly cuddle-worthy pussy-cat…I really, really liked that description. I see Snape in front of me, tall and black and dangerous and somehow, he gets overlaced with the cat-in-boots from Shrek - uh, I think I have to stop musing in this direction. *grin*This was a very satisfying read and as I am going to fly to the USA in two weeks time I guess I will have lots of time to read some of your other stuff...

Response from ladyofthemasque (Author of Spinster)

Lol, yes, I am a cat-slave...  Have fun and a safe flight!~Lotm

Response from ladyofthemasque (Author of Spinster)

Lol, yes, I am a cat-slave...  Have fun and a safe flight!~Lotm

10/10

ripley

what i wonderful fic - amazing, hot and lovely. your snape and hermione development was exceedingly good.

0/10

sunny33

Absolutely fabulous dahling!

0/10

sunny33

was Hermione really that naive that she didn't know why he had to shower, or was she just winding him up????  another brilliant chapter!

10/10

sunny33

Hermione sorted out Harry well and truly Yay . Great chapter again!

0/10

sunny33

I wanna keep him as a cat, he's too cute! 

0/10

sunny33

brilliant idea, I liked the " kissing his own arse" line as well... lots of humour and a great story to boot.

0/10

sunny33

your lemons get sweeter each time we taste them...off to read the next chapter

9/10

Terrible Tues

I enjoyed the whole story, but I especially liked the way you mixed the sweet and the snark so skillfully, the way you started to develop a friendship with the twins, and the great confrontation with Harry at the Ministry of Magic. 

0/10

Wiccan

All your writing is marvelous, although I don't stop often enough to tell you so.  This one was especially glorious for the sexual tension you developed...no evolved... with painstaking titilation.  I loved how you segued a cold Snape into a sybrite through the cat transformation.  All in all I throughly loved this story.  Such a novel take on the SS/HG ship.  Lovely job!

0/10

a_bees_buzz

Can I be a kitty too?  And have Severus pet me?

Response from ladyofthemasque (Author of Spinster)

The line forms to the left...~Lotm

Response from ladyofthemasque (Author of Spinster)

The line forms to the left...~Lotm

0/10

a_bees_buzz

" She deserved someone with an actual brain in her life."

Indeed she does!  I'm loving kitty-Snape. 

0/10

OpalJade

Splendid! You are really good at describing the human complexities associated with love...and to do it while keeping our lovely protagonists in character is even more impressive!  Well Done! 

0/10

OpalJade

Your story is very touching and I love your characterization of Severus and Hermione! 

0/10

OpalJade

Your story is so entertaining....off to chapter 3!

Response from ladyofthemasque (Author of Spinster)

*crouches beneath yer chair...waaaaaits...waaaaits--POUNCES!**kittyhug!!*~Lotm*purrpurrrpurrrr*

Response from ladyofthemasque (Author of Spinster)

*crouches beneath yer chair...waaaaaits...waaaaits--POUNCES!**kittyhug!!*~Lotm*purrpurrrpurrrr*

0/10

OpalJade

Wow! Loved it! What a creative writter you are!

0/10

Leandra

“Domu Mundicarum! Penetrodu Mundicarum!”

I think that I might just covet those spells even more than I covet a sexy, "cuddly" Severus.  Lucky, lucky Hermione to have both! 

Response from ladyofthemasque (Author of Spinster)

You have to be a really, really powerful witch to pull off these spells.  Not even Molly can manage it (and she's fairly powerful).~Lotmwho really wishes she herself could, too

Response from ladyofthemasque (Author of Spinster)

Besides, it mostly just lifts off the looser bits of surface grime, like a duster or a vacuum cleaner.  To get it really clean, you also have to use a scrubbing spell.~Lotm

Response from ladyofthemasque (Author of Spinster)

You have to be a really, really powerful witch to pull off these spells.  Not even Molly can manage it (and she's fairly powerful).~Lotmwho really wishes she herself could, too

Response from ladyofthemasque (Author of Spinster)

Besides, it mostly just lifts off the looser bits of surface grime, like a duster or a vacuum cleaner.  To get it really clean, you also have to use a scrubbing spell.~Lotm

10/10

Bentwaters

A totally wonderful story to read and enjoy.  ADORED the tease of "The Song".  2008 is most definitely going to be YOUR year!  I'm so happy to get to read of it.  There may not be much fanfic coming from you, but at least we've got this one (and all the other pieces of yummy goodness that you've gifted us with) to keep us sated and happy.  I'm thinking you've gone so far past "Lady" of the Masque that surely you should be Queen by now, right??? ^.~  You keep up the writing, I'll keep up the reading.

Response from ladyofthemasque (Author of Spinster)

Nope, just Lady.  In fact, as the proud new owner of a Scottish Estate (got it for Christmas from a friend in Australia, go fig), I really can call myself "Lady" now.  (If you're a landowner in Scotland, you're either Lady or Laird So-and-so, depending on gender.)~Lotm

Response from ladyofthemasque (Author of Spinster)

Nope, just Lady.  In fact, as the proud new owner of a Scottish Estate (got it for Christmas from a friend in Australia, go fig), I really can call myself "Lady" now.  (If you're a landowner in Scotland, you're either Lady or Laird So-and-so, depending on gender.)~Lotm

10/10

aura

Absolutely adored every little thing about this fic!!! 

Except Ron. *grr*  Putting up that big, loud fuss, on her wedding day?!? Actually hope he gets out of line again soon, just so Hermione can send him to St. Mungos! *smacks the Freckled Idiot*

Loved that Fred and George were Severus' attendants, and that the four of them are successfully working together.

Their honeymoon hideaway sounds perfect for them, especially since it was partly chosen with potion ingredients in mind. Just like with the reading in bed, not many other couples would chose the locale of their first 'romantic' vacation with work and academia in mind... Is very Severus and Hermione though! Loved that they're not completely work-minded either. The loving way they talked to, thought about, and treated eachother was as great as their love-play was hot!

Just really, really liked this fic! Can't wait to see what you come up with next time!

Response from ladyofthemasque (Author of Spinster)

www.JeanJohnson.netThat's what I'm mostly working on these days. alas.  But at least I get paid for it!*sigh*~Lotm

Response from ladyofthemasque (Author of Spinster)

www.JeanJohnson.netThat's what I'm mostly working on these days. alas.  But at least I get paid for it!*sigh*~Lotm

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