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Saturday Night Drabbles That's What She Said
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That's What She Said

1: Chapter One

That's What She Said

astopperindeath

11 Reviews   |   11 Ratings, 0 Likes, 3 Favorites )

Humor Drabble/100-Word Epilogue post-HBP/HBP compliant What Epilogue? Saturday Night Drabbles 708 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Dumbledore's portrait becomes addicted to Steve Carell. Hilarity ensues.

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Member Since 2009  |  29 Stories  |  Favorited by 80  |  132 Reviews Written  |  919 Review Responses

Twentysomething lover of Harry Potter fic. I have served as a beta (btw, i am P.I. accredited) for many authors, and welcome the opportunity to do more. I also serve as co-moderator of the LJ community ptterpr0nprmpts along with the fantabulous tonksinger.

I've been around the fandom for a long time... probably since 2003. I've spent most of it lurking, but published some stories under an old pseudonym. Upon entering the fandom, I immediately became a fan of the Snape/Granger pairing. I prefer Hermione to be a bit older, but have been known to deviate from that preference. Other ships that I prefer include Draco/Ginny, Draco/Harry, Snape/Lupin, and Snape/McGonagall. I am open to most ships and recommendations, as ultimately it is this universe that I love.

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10/10

snitchette

A bit of violence can relieve the frustration a great deal. And the painting can always be replaced. But maybe not right now for poor Severus' sake.

Response from astopperindeath (Author of That's What She Said)

haha, exactly :-P

10/10

ApollinaV

Bwahaha!  That's what he gets for interrupting the drill.  Loved it, and the US brand of The Office totally works.  Even if other's claim it's sacrilege.  Sacred and sacrilege - you're on a roll m'dear! <3  AV

Response from astopperindeath (Author of That's What She Said)

i spit orange juice just now, i crap you not.  how subversive in your subtext, my dear :-P.  i just judge the different versions of the office separately.  almost like HP books v. movies--you just can't compare them.

10/10

slytherinxxxprincess

Lmao! I have fallen prey to thats what she said many a time.

Response from astopperindeath (Author of That's What She Said)

ohh, me too. ;)

0/10

sunny33

Should have turpentined him long before that! :)

Response from astopperindeath (Author of That's What She Said)

i like to kill dumbledore as often a possible ;)

Response from sunny33 (Reviewer)

I've noticed! :)

10/10

beaweasley2

Awww poor Dumbly!  Melted!  Wouldn't banned to the broom closet have sufficed? lol

Response from astopperindeath (Author of That's What She Said)

nope.  dumbledore needs to die.  often.

10/10

Twilexis

L!M!A!O! OMG, that was soooo bad! i was laughing so hard my stomach was hurting :Dtimes your 5 star rating by 10! :D

Response from astopperindeath (Author of That's What She Said)

lol thanks! glad you ended up enjoying it in spite of our conversation ;) thanks for the review!

10/10

debjunk

  Oh, my gosh!  This was hilarious.  I don't know about killing off Albus again.  I'm always up for him disappearing from the Wizarding world, but he's pretty dang funny.Yeah, I know... That's what she said.

Response from astopperindeath (Author of That's What She Said)

one of my best friends *is* Albus in this story.  i love him dearly, but there are definitely times we would like to melt him :-P.  and he's not *really* dead again; he's got all those chocolate frog cards and then there's the covers of all his biographies.  i'm sure he's fine ;)

Response from debjunk (Reviewer)

Talk about immortality!

10/10

blue artemis

I absolutely love the idea of him killing off Albus' portrait.  I salute you!

Response from astopperindeath (Author of That's What She Said)

lol thanks! kill albus. kill him often.

Response from blue artemis (Reviewer)

I try.  Or burn his portrait for a few hundred years, or disregard his instructions...hee.

Response from astopperindeath (Author of That's What She Said)

how about throwing him into the great pit of carkoon? ;)

10/10

luvsev

Omg, so freaking funny!

Response from astopperindeath (Author of That's What She Said)

thanks! and thanks for the review!

0/10

rachow

I loved it, especially because I just watched th
e entire season of the US version and am now going through the UK one. I would love to see more if you can work around dead Dumbledore.

Response from astopperindeath (Author of That's What She Said)

well it's entirely possible that the board of governors may require him to reinstate the portrait... ;)

0/10

Steph501

I love the show "the office!" Great idea adding steve carell and that's what she said to the story! Love it!

Response from astopperindeath (Author of That's What She Said)

some plot bunnies are evil like that :-P.  thanks for the review!

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