Crookshanks, Hogwarts Ranger
blue artemis5 Reviews | 5 Ratings, 0 Likes, 3 Favorites )
Really, where did Crookshanks ever hear of Chuck Norris? He's still dreaming.
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I love that it was Trevor that could make cauldrons explode! Very funny. Thanks for this.
Response from blue artemis (Author of Crookshanks, Hogwarts Ranger)
Thank you!
Crooks is more dangerous asleep than awake.
Response from blue artemis (Author of Crookshanks, Hogwarts Ranger)
Most definitely.
OH THIS WAS JUST TOO CUTE!!!!!!
Response from blue artemis (Author of Crookshanks, Hogwarts Ranger)
Thank you!
LOL! Sometimes my dog does funny sounds when he sleeps. Maybe he joined some team of his and read the world of nasty inconveniences.
Response from blue artemis (Author of Crookshanks, Hogwarts Ranger)
Does he run in his sleep? My old dog (may she rest in peace) would make noises and her feet would move like she was running sometimes. Thanks for the review!
Response from snitchette (Reviewer)
YES!! He moves his paws as if he is running. And even sometimes he barks softly (if I can say so) which wakes up my parents in the middle of the night.PS : I just saw my enourmous mistake: I mean rid and not read... 
Response from blue artemis (Author of Crookshanks, Hogwarts Ranger)
I just figured it was a typo. Yes, they have these crime-fighting teams that work in their dreams. 
For taking out dream-Umbridge and Fudge, I'd say Crooks deserves a dream-Order of Meowlin. A nice dish of cream and a freshly-caught salmon probably wouldn't go amiss either. :)
Response from blue artemis (Author of Crookshanks, Hogwarts Ranger)
You made me laugh this morning. Thanks for the review! I think his first act as Minister will be to distribute those Order of Meowlins.