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Makeover SexGod!Snape Challenge Mission: Get Severus Laid
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Mission: Get Severus Laid

Fervesco

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Hermione Granger Severus Snape

Entry for the SexGod!Snape challenge. With his first sexual encounter with Hermione on the agenda, a rather premature Snape goes about finding a solution to his quandary...

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Chapter 1: Mission: Get Severus Laid


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Fervesco

Member Since 2005  |  16 Stories  |  Favorited by 507  |  29 Reviews Written  |  544 Review Responses

Hmmm..a bio huh? Oh, blimey, let's just sum this up: I'm a crazy mid-twenties review whore with a totally unhealthy obsession with Snape.

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10/10

cottontail

Oh my, I'm  breathless. I did so enjoy that immensely.  I really loved reading his thoughts and then hers.  A very entertaining romp indeed.

0/10

EverMystique

I've read this before, and I have to say, this is my favorite part:

"And it’s the oddest thing, but I am certain that today almost all the seventh year Gryffindor girls and some of the Ravenclaws were staring at me like … well, like they wanted to devour me. How very strange…and even the more intelligent ones appeared to be having problems answering my questions. Never mind, it must be something going around…"

Nice set up.

9/10

2345

Wow! I need a cigarette and I don't even smoke.  You have quite a gift.

10/10

vdemon_96

Poor Severus!Hope Hermione lets him get some practice!!

0/10

emmajm

lovin it please carry on with it

0/10

Bella Snape

That was - as Ron would say - bloody brilliant!

0/10

Bella Snape

That was - as Ron would say - bloody brilliant!

9/10

severuslover

Very comical. I especially liked the Deflating Draught scenario...great idea. Keep up the wonderful work!~Jen

0/10

moor

Way to weather the storm, Severus!  ;)

6/10

slytherensangel26

very nice....i love how this all plays out

10/10

notsosaintly

I read this in the waiting room at the doctor's office.  *snicker*  I should know better than that.  Congratulations on expecting (your first?), and condolences on the morning sickness and general malaise. Feel better soon.

Response from Fervesco (Author of Mission: Get Severus Laid)

LOL...poor doctor!  *snigger*  Nope, not my first...yes, I'm silly enough to go through this a second time around!  You would think I'd learnt my lesson (glares at the three year old monster...) apparently not!  Thanks hun!

10/10

ellerobbie

That was absolutely magnificent: great plot, hilarious twists, good  character voices. I loved it - Snape's Slytherin scheming was great and a wonderful twist to the challenge.

Response from Fervesco (Author of Mission: Get Severus Laid)

Aww...thank you!  I'm glad you enjoyed it :)

10/10

sevstarved

That was fantastic! Your flow is superb, stringing the action along slowly without falling into overly detailed descriptions. Fantastic! That is all I can say.

I?ve never laughed quite so much while reading a PWP. This was certainly a PWP comedy. Deflating Draught? Brilliant! I particularly love a Snape who is no sex god, but has the same insecurities and aspirations of any, normal man.

My favorite line? ?Ginny is a moron.? Honest inner dialogue, during the ?main event? no less. Again, brilliant!

One correction. ?Severus? breathing becomes more and more laboured until his movements suddenly lose all control and he is thrusting erratically inside of me, hitting places deep within me with is arousal.? I?m assuming it should be ?his?. The one and only error I found in the entire piece.

Thank you for sharing this! I will recommend it to anyone in search of a quick, amusing, and thoroughly satisfying read!

Response from Fervesco (Author of Mission: Get Severus Laid)

My...what a lot of praise!  Thank you so much :)  It is also wonderful to hear what you like about it...lets me know what I'm doing right :)  Oh, and thanks for pointing out that error, all fixed now.  Cheers,  Ferv ;)

10/10

ancientgirl

Loved the first person aspect of this.  Poor Hermione, she had no idea his hours of foreplay were due to that deflating potion.  LOL.And the end was great.  I like that he's totally oblivious to the fact that every girl knows he's a sex god!

Response from Fervesco (Author of Mission: Get Severus Laid)

Poor oblivous Severus!  Never mind, the man got what he wanted...and I'm sure he'll have more coming his way given his performance :)  Thanks heaps for the review, hun!

10/10

wartcap

Excellent. I particularly like the one on one relationship our couple enjoyed without Sirius and Remus getting under everyone's feet. LOL, I know, I'm in the minority. Mission: Sev series is very promising and I believe will be a lot better than Mission: Dobby! Hugs, warty (who is writing Mission: Buckbeak as you read this)xxx

Response from Fervesco (Author of Mission: Get Severus Laid)

Aww, now Warty...what about poor Sirius and Remus?  Or have you got them otherwise occupied ;) ?  Mission Buckbeak sounds....promising?   (Run, everyone, Run!)*sloppy kiss*Ferv :)

10/10

PlaidPooka

Brilliant, love!  That was just too fucking brilliant!  The whole idea of Hermione ending up thinking Severus is a sex god because he had a little accident and had to improvise is just killing me.  I hope he's smart enough to keep up the foreplay, even without the Longbottom effect!  Loved it!  :)

Response from Fervesco (Author of Mission: Get Severus Laid)

I certainly hope he is too...otherwise I'm willing to give up some of my valuable time and teach him a lesson or two *snigger*...I'll send him your way for revision if you like?  Thanks hun!

9/10

Bambu

::kisses your poor hand... offers a tissue for your nose... and makes peppermint tea for your morning sickness::  You definitely get votes for heroism for writing under such distressing conditions.This was very funny considering that despite all of his handicaps, Severus ends up being a sex-god after all! 

Response from Fervesco (Author of Mission: Get Severus Laid)

Kisses, tissues and peppermint tea graciously accepted...thank you!  I'm glad you enjoyed it...I hoped it would be a slightly different, hopefully funny take on the challenge :)

10/10

zambonigirl

This just cracked me up, but then, your work usually does. Thanks so much for sharing! I don't know where to go to vote, but I'm sure you'll at least be in the top 10, if not the winner. Will vote when I know where...Gred and Forge sing a song in honor of you.

Response from Fervesco (Author of Mission: Get Severus Laid)

Ah, I think the voting starts in about a week...I'll be sure to post the link then.  I suspect it will be at the potter_place yahoo group - the link is on the home page here.  Thank you so much for your review *sloppy kiss*

0/10

broomclosetravenclaw

Here are a few more jellybeans--funny take on the challenge--poor Snape, a deflating potion *snicker*--but lucky Hermione. :)

Response from Fervesco (Author of Mission: Get Severus Laid)

Thank you!  Yes, poor dear Snape, but I'm sure it has taught him an invaluble lesson (what that lesson is, mind you, I'm not so sure...might just be not to let Neville lose in his cupboard). 

0/10

MollysSister

This was the first in the series wasnt it? ((sighs happily))

9/10

cami_bossas

:)

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