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Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes Blag, Blatch, Blurt—Snitchnip
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Blag, Blatch, Blurt—Snitchnip

1: 'A Credit to Their Houses' sequel

Blag, Blatch, Blurt—Snitchnip

dracontia

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Humor Romance post-DH/DH compliant Friendship Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes 3,169 Words 1 Chapter Complete
Albus Severus Potter Original Character Rose Weasley Scorpius Malfoy

Rose plays a clean game of Quidditch. Off the pitch, it’s another story. A sequel to ‘A Credit to Their Houses.’

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Chapter 1: 'A Credit to Their Houses' sequel


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Member Since 2006  |  69 Stories  |  Favorited by 208  |  51 Reviews Written  |  1,397 Review Responses

Mostly Harmless! Though I have to admit, I'm even stranger than I appear. ;-) There's a pile of unbeta'd stuff on my LJ (dracfic) if you're interested in Raw, Untamed, fanfic.

Believe it or not, "How Argus Filch Got Wild, Got Laid, and Got His Magic" has been rec'ed by Know It Alls! It's true! They gave me this pretty lil' ribbon and everything! And in March 2007, they saw fit to likewise reccommend (as an antidote to angst) the story that started it all, 'Courtesy of Your Fairy God-Jarvey'--just in time for the first anniversary of that story's posting! *hugs Harm*

(I also have to admit that 'mostly harmless' may not be the most apt description of a member of the Mad Chatters...)

Rec'ed by Know It Alls 

Finally, I just have to say... Storyville. If you were there, you know what I mean.

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10/10

orlando switch

So if this happens in their fourth year it will take Scorpius another year to ask her for the yule ball, according to your latest installation in this universe.
it's fun though to see Rose's Slytherin tendencies. She really is much more sublte than Hermione.

0/10

amr

A very wonderful little story--your Rose is *such* a Slytherin.  As is Al.  Scorpius, on the other hand....  Anyway, congratulations on another one.  I particularly liked "Snape's beak" as an exclamation.  Nice to know he's up there with Merline and his hairy testicles.

Response from dracontia (Author of Blag, Blatch, Blurt—Snitchnip)

LOL! Dear Scorpius; his Slytherin qualities are more along the lines of extraordinary discretion, social adeptness, and an almost uncanny knack for success, than of the deliberate scheming variety. Professor Snape would like to vehemently assert that his proboscis does not associate with any of Merlin's rude parts. I would like to laugh at the good professor for getting so worked up about it. Thank you most kindly for reviewing!

10/10

mick42

Rose has well and truely staked her claim on Scorpius, and Scorpius is starting to stake his claim on Rose, he just doesn't know it yet. 

Response from dracontia (Author of Blag, Blatch, Blurt—Snitchnip)

The thing that amuses me most about Rose is that she was so focused on chasing girls away from Scorpius that she never noticed the trail of boys following her around with drool on their chins. Contrary to what Rose and Scorpius believe, Al spends much more time quietly laughing at them behind their backs than he does flirting. (And it's a good thing for Jamie McMillan that Rose had already made her choice. Otherwise, he'd find out just how subtle and dangerous a serpent Scorpius can be. )

Response from mick42 (Reviewer)

Yes Al has a lot of fun, just watching his mates, he can see things so much clearer form the outside looking in. As for Scorpius, well he is his fathers son, and the green eyed monster could well raise it's black head.

10/10

jadecadence

" Younger years gave way to upper years when going through doors, unless older boys were trying to score points with a girl." - i don't know how the two are related?

nice introduction of other character names though. how were they named? ;)))

Response from dracontia (Author of Blag, Blatch, Blurt—Snitchnip)

Older boys won't make a younger girl wait for them to enter a room--if they're attracted to her and trying to flatter her. As for the names, all surnames were made up or chosen at random. First names are loosely based on a list of schoolmates my children reported as having been disagreeable to them.

0/10

gr33neyes

This whole idea with Rose manifesting her jealousy is just soooo adorable! Job well done! 

Response from dracontia (Author of Blag, Blatch, Blurt—Snitchnip)

Thanks very much! I almost sacrificed this story in favor of one about Scorpius trying to ask Rose out--but my children loved this idea so much, I found a way to make it work.

10/10

MsTree

Oh, my! The babies are growing up SO fast, aren't they? ^_^

Response from dracontia (Author of Blag, Blatch, Blurt—Snitchnip)

Indeed they are--before you know it, the owlets will be fully fledged and nesting. Thank you for reviewing!

Response from dracontia (Author of Blag, Blatch, Blurt—Snitchnip)

Indeed they are--before you know it, the owlets will be fully fledged and nesting. Thank you for reviewing!

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