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Potions Under Duress One Down
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1: Chapter One and Only

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PiperKirby

40 Reviews   |   40 Ratings, 0 Likes, 59 Favorites )

Humor Erotica Potions Under Duress 1,614 Words 1 Chapter Complete
Hermione Granger Severus Snape

This was written by demand of Ladyofthemasque, who had taken my Muse hostage and refused to release her until I wrote:

“1,500 words (no less than, though she can write more in penance if needed) of hawt SS/HG smutty yummy happy goodness. No Unresolved Sexual Tensions that remain unresolved, either. Full-bore smut, as hawt as she can make it, and with love and happiness by the end of it--and that's by the Lady's definition of happiness. It can be Porn Without Plot, but must not be a Work In Progress.”

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Member Since 2006  |  2 Stories  |  Favorited by 5  |  27 Reviews Written  |  58 Review Responses

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0/10

mizie

Hummina...hummina...hummina!!! Suddenly, cross word puzzles are swell! Great job!

Response from PiperKirby (Author of One Down)

Sunday mornings just got more interesting at your house?  Thank you...  Piper

8/10

helshez

lol!!!!!!!!!!! He's a wily one, that Snape is! The foreplay-by-clue looked like fun.

Lemony fresh... thank you!

Response from PiperKirby (Author of One Down)

Sunday mornings with smart guys are the best, aren't they? Hermione

0/10

pumkin

wow, smut indeed. what a lovely imagination you have. keep it up.

Response from PiperKirby (Author of One Down)

Thank you ever so much. But I think keeping it up is Severus' job, not mine. Unless he would like my help? Piper

10/10

notplainjane

Fantastic!  This will certainly put my efforts to complete the daily crossword into a whole new light.

Response from PiperKirby (Author of One Down)

Good luck! I find it always is better if you have someone to help you respond to the harder clues. Piper

10/10

MagicAlly

:-DFabulous.I'm still grinning from ear to ear.

Response from PiperKirby (Author of One Down)

Oh, thank you! I wasn't sure I could write Severus at all.. normally, I only write Lucius... and writing the Potions Master is harder than creating a crossword puzzle! Piper

Response from MagicAlly (Reviewer)

You write Lucius?Where?Gimme!

Response from PiperKirby (Author of One Down)

*facepalm* Not, not what you think... it's the name of a soap opera. It's only available on Lady of the Masque's Yahoo Group... but if you really need to lose some brain cells, let me know and I'll email you a sample... Lucius and Severus play Scrabble, for example.

Response from MagicAlly (Reviewer)

I'd love to lose some brain cells for that!

0/10

droxy

LOL- this is great!  I do cross word puzzles, I will never look at them the same way again. :D

Response from PiperKirby (Author of One Down)

Thank you, Drox. Apparently, I've now ruined crosswords for lots of other people, too. I took on Scrabble in an earlier story; must move on to a new game. Wonder what Twister would be like? Piper

0/10

zeegrindylows

Read, as promised, and enjoyed greatly. Your brilliant little teaser in chat last night did not lead to disappointment this morning. :)

Response from PiperKirby (Author of One Down)

It's always the rubber duckie that lures the unsuspecting into the trap... and then, then they discover it is too late... Bwha ha ha...

Thank you, thank you, Zee.

Piper

0/10

chloeshellie

hilarious!

Response from PiperKirby (Author of One Down)

Awe, gee, thanks.  And a smooch from Snape, too.  Ok, just kidding about the Snape smack.  Piper

Response from PiperKirby (Author of One Down)

Awe, gee, thanks.  And a smooch from Snape, too.  Ok, just kidding about the Snape smack.  Piper

0/10

LCDrusilla

I love it! "He's one of the better creators." I nearly died at the end I was lauging so hard. I want that in my life... but wait. Snape isn't real. Drats. I can dream and have unrealistic expectations of men for now.

Response from PiperKirby (Author of One Down)

Thank you.  I'm glad my ending didn't actually kill  you... but.... ....but... not real?  Not real?  SNAPE IS NOT REAL?!Better not let him hear you say that.     Piper

10/10

JordanneLeigh

Well, I saw this rec'ed at KIA, by You Know Who, and of course I have to agree with her. IT's awesome, and greatly entertaining!

Response from PiperKirby (Author of One Down)

Thank you... of course, playing games with Severus and Hermione is always entertaining...Piper

10/10

MollysSister

Oh how utterly delightful!!

Response from PiperKirby (Author of One Down)

Thank you!  Severus is, isn't he?

10/10

Helena Rickman

Oh, this was sexy sweet!  Great response to a challenge.  I'm smiling.

0/10

deedeebug95

Funny!!!! thanks for the smutty goodness!

10/10

Vampire_Exotica

Oh thats brilliant!  I have to give this to my partner. Or rather the clues. lolLove it!

Response from PiperKirby (Author of One Down)

I just hope your partner has all the right moves answers.Piper

10/10

mick42

Severus Snape, not just A Slytherin THE Slytherin .

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