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86 Reviews   |   86 Ratings, 0 Likes, 64 Favorites )

Humor Potions Under Duress 1,500 Words 1 Chapter Complete
Blaise Zabini Draco Malfoy Hermione Granger Severus Snape Vincent Crabbe

The Ministry of Magic has decreed that Muggle-born witches must marry and breed with pure-bloods. You've read that one before, have you? Not like this. Hermione has her own, unique way of dealing with the situation. Rec'ed by Know It Alls

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10/10

sshg316

A fabulous twist on the MLC, Buzzy!  That curse sounds particularly nasty, and I love the Slytherinesque way they deal with the law.  LOL 

Response from a_bees_buzz (Author of Biting Back)

The vagina dentata exists as a myth in a lot of different traditions, mostly ones where men overthrew matriarchal societies.  I just used it for my own nefarious purposes!  I'm so glad you enjoyed it.

Response from a_bees_buzz (Author of Biting Back)

The vagina dentata exists as a myth in a lot of different traditions, mostly ones where men overthrew matriarchal societies.  I just used it for my own nefarious purposes!  I'm so glad you enjoyed it.

0/10

minuet99

Hehe! Nicely done! And very inventive!

Response from a_bees_buzz (Author of Biting Back)

Thank you.  The goal was to find a new twist on the MLC, so I'm very happy you found it inventive.

Response from a_bees_buzz (Author of Biting Back)

Thank you.  The goal was to find a new twist on the MLC, so I'm very happy you found it inventive.

0/10

Celophane Thuggee

What a delightful twist on the old yarn.  Smart, self-assured Hermione is such a delight, and scheming-with-Snape-Hermione is even better.  My cup of fangirl squee runneth over. 

I've got a love-hate relationship with the marriage law challenge.  It's like some kind of accident that I can't bear not to look at, because every now and again someone takes the creepy prompt and makes into sheer delightfulness.  As you have done here. 

Response from a_bees_buzz (Author of Biting Back)

The MLC is a bit creepy, since it's based on the premise of Hermione being victimized, even if she does eventually overcome.  I too prefer a strong Hermione who doesn't allow herself to be victimized.  As does Severus, at least in my stories.  I'm glad I managed to make you enjoy a MLC story.

Response from a_bees_buzz (Author of Biting Back)

The MLC is a bit creepy, since it's based on the premise of Hermione being victimized, even if she does eventually overcome.  I too prefer a strong Hermione who doesn't allow herself to be victimized.  As does Severus, at least in my stories.  I'm glad I managed to make you enjoy a MLC story.

0/10

peppermint

snort!  very nice :D

Response from a_bees_buzz (Author of Biting Back)

Thank you.

Response from a_bees_buzz (Author of Biting Back)

Thank you.

0/10

rlc

I rather enjoyed this twist on MLC!  Thanks.

Response from a_bees_buzz (Author of Biting Back)

Thank you.  I thought it needed twisting.

Response from a_bees_buzz (Author of Biting Back)

Thank you.  I thought it needed twisting.

0/10

bluzkat

Fantabulous! I'm so glad I took the time to read this. funny and plotty (if that's a word). Glad I wasn't drinking my coffee while reading. It's always so messy to clean off the screen.

Response from a_bees_buzz (Author of Biting Back)

Definitely not coffee-safe, but then, most of my writing isn't, one way or the other.  ;-P

I don't know of plotty is a word, but I'm very happy to accept it, along with fantabulous!  Lovely review, my dear. 

Response from a_bees_buzz (Author of Biting Back)

Definitely not coffee-safe, but then, most of my writing isn't, one way or the other.  ;-P

I don't know of plotty is a word, but I'm very happy to accept it, along with fantabulous!  Lovely review, my dear. 

0/10

OpalJade

Superb!Loved the charactarization of SS and HG in this story! Very witty, well done!

Response from a_bees_buzz (Author of Biting Back)

Thank you so much!  Getting the characters right is so important, I'm really glad you thought I got it here.

Response from a_bees_buzz (Author of Biting Back)

Thank you so much!  Getting the characters right is so important, I'm really glad you thought I got it here.

10/10

HannahSmith

This is so funny! Of course she wouldn't really have grown anything - would be rather inconvenient for Snape, wouldn't it. But these other bastards couldn't take the chance and they got their just reward. Great story.

Response from a_bees_buzz (Author of Biting Back)

You have to assume that old sex magic that protects witches against rape can be reversed by the witch herself.  I didn't want to get into the mechanics of the charm, since it wasn't really relevant to the story, but I imagine it's something she can get rid of if she wants to, but can't be compelled to get rid of.  Maybe it has something to do with genuine affection and desire.

I'm glad you enjoyed the story. 

Response from a_bees_buzz (Author of Biting Back)

You have to assume that old sex magic that protects witches against rape can be reversed by the witch herself.  I didn't want to get into the mechanics of the charm, since it wasn't really relevant to the story, but I imagine it's something she can get rid of if she wants to, but can't be compelled to get rid of.  Maybe it has something to do with genuine affection and desire.

I'm glad you enjoyed the story. 

0/10

goldfishy0

Fabulous story! It's wonderful to see that Snape deserves to be Head of Slytherin house. Thanks for posting.

Response from a_bees_buzz (Author of Biting Back)

Thank you so much!  I thought it a bit unfair that it's always the Malfoys being sneaky and manipulative in these stories, I thought it was time Severus and Hermione got a turn.  I'm glad you enjoyed it.

Response from a_bees_buzz (Author of Biting Back)

Thank you so much!  I thought it a bit unfair that it's always the Malfoys being sneaky and manipulative in these stories, I thought it was time Severus and Hermione got a turn.  I'm glad you enjoyed it.

10/10

Snidegrass

That was wonderful to the point I needed to read it twice. Wonderfully sneaky...

Response from a_bees_buzz (Author of Biting Back)

That is high praise indeed!  Thank you so much.

Response from a_bees_buzz (Author of Biting Back)

That is high praise indeed!  Thank you so much.

10/10

kcole

Excellent! Very sneaky and funny.

Response from a_bees_buzz (Author of Biting Back)

Thank you.

Response from a_bees_buzz (Author of Biting Back)

Thank you.

10/10

mia madwyn

Brava!

Love it.

How indecently Slytherin, and I mean that in the good way!

Response from a_bees_buzz (Author of Biting Back)

*takes a bow*

Thank you so much.   

Response from a_bees_buzz (Author of Biting Back)

*takes a bow*

Thank you so much.   

10/10

Arabella Bloodgood

Oh this is my favorite take on the Marriage Law.  You are truly brilliant.  They had it planned the whole time.  Good one.

Response from a_bees_buzz (Author of Biting Back)

Thank you.  It was inspired by someone commenting that the Marriage Law had been done to death and there was nothing new left to do with it.  So I tried to come up with an original twist.  I'm so glad you liked it.

Response from a_bees_buzz (Author of Biting Back)

Thank you.  It was inspired by someone commenting that the Marriage Law had been done to death and there was nothing new left to do with it.  So I tried to come up with an original twist.  I'm so glad you liked it.

10/10

Isode

I like this. Just enough humor mixed with darkness.  This could easily be a longer story.

Response from a_bees_buzz (Author of Biting Back)

Thank you.  I did think about stretching it into a longer story, but I thought the humor was more effective in a short version.

Response from a_bees_buzz (Author of Biting Back)

Thank you.  I did think about stretching it into a longer story, but I thought the humor was more effective in a short version.

0/10

hpfanfic

Oh, very nicely done. VERY nicely done. Thanks for the chuckles.

Response from a_bees_buzz (Author of Biting Back)

You are quite welcome.  I'm very glad you enjoyed it.

Response from a_bees_buzz (Author of Biting Back)

You are quite welcome.  I'm very glad you enjoyed it.

0/10

droxy

hits fave button. =D  Hehe- I love it.   Schemeing Snape and Granger XD

Response from a_bees_buzz (Author of Biting Back)

Scheming is always fun!  Glad you liked it.

Response from a_bees_buzz (Author of Biting Back)

Scheming is always fun!  Glad you liked it.

10/10

ayerf

Now that I can breathe again, I might be able to review.

Simply hilarious!

I notice that Hermione only said 'planned for', not that she'd actually grown teeth down there...

Response from a_bees_buzz (Author of Biting Back)

Well caught!  In fact, I'm not entirely sure the charm exists.  It's the threat that's important.

:D 

Response from a_bees_buzz (Author of Biting Back)

Well caught!  In fact, I'm not entirely sure the charm exists.  It's the threat that's important.

:D 

0/10

septentrion

Oh this is too good! The Slytherin and the Gryffindor plotting to get their hands on a Death Eater's wealth! I'm pretty sure it was Severus who gave Hermione the charm who frightened her suitors.

Response from a_bees_buzz (Author of Biting Back)

Of course, they are only taking from those who deserve it - the ones who chose to take advantage of the hideous marriage law and targeted Hermione.  So she gets to keep her sense of moral superiority.

I'm not sure which of them came up with the charm.  Severus knows more Dark Arts, but it seems like Hermione's style to do the research into obscure spells that might help her out. But, Hermione would want to make a big public announcement to scare off potential suitors.  I'm very sure it was Severus who came up with the idea of setting a trap. 

Response from a_bees_buzz (Author of Biting Back)

Of course, they are only taking from those who deserve it - the ones who chose to take advantage of the hideous marriage law and targeted Hermione.  So she gets to keep her sense of moral superiority.

I'm not sure which of them came up with the charm.  Severus knows more Dark Arts, but it seems like Hermione's style to do the research into obscure spells that might help her out. But, Hermione would want to make a big public announcement to scare off potential suitors.  I'm very sure it was Severus who came up with the idea of setting a trap. 

0/10

Lariope

Marvelous... wonderfully sneaky and hilarious.

Response from a_bees_buzz (Author of Biting Back)

Thank you.  I'm glad you enjoyed it.

Response from a_bees_buzz (Author of Biting Back)

Thank you.  I'm glad you enjoyed it.

10/10

Merlinsbeard

*snorts in unladylike manner*

Bloody Brilliant! 

Response from a_bees_buzz (Author of Biting Back)

Thank you! 

I'm tickled by the image of a snorting beard! 

Response from a_bees_buzz (Author of Biting Back)

Thank you! 

I'm tickled by the image of a snorting beard! 

10/10

snitchette

Right now there's a huge and evil grin spreading over my face. This isnot common Marrigae law challenge but it's a lot better. Very well done.

Response from a_bees_buzz (Author of Biting Back)

I tried to come up with something that hadn't been done before.  I'm so glad you liked what I came up with.

Response from a_bees_buzz (Author of Biting Back)

I tried to come up with something that hadn't been done before.  I'm so glad you liked what I came up with.

10/10

Lkmaide

Fabulous--  simply fabulous

Response from a_bees_buzz (Author of Biting Back)

Thank you.

Response from a_bees_buzz (Author of Biting Back)

Thank you.

10/10

pookah

“I see. You thought to improve your reputation by repeatedly raping a well-connected and extremely powerful witch. Interesting plan.”Brilliantly  phrased!And I LOVE the surprize ending!   How clever, and  no one feels sorry for people like the Malfoys loosing some of their money to our favourite couple.This is a new fave!

Response from a_bees_buzz (Author of Biting Back)

From the very first MLC story I read, I thought that there should be a much stronger revulsion in wizarding society against men who took advantage of the law to force themselves on unwilling witches.  So I made that part of my version.  And they're only taking money from those who tried to abuse her, so it's well deserved.

Response from a_bees_buzz (Author of Biting Back)

From the very first MLC story I read, I thought that there should be a much stronger revulsion in wizarding society against men who took advantage of the law to force themselves on unwilling witches.  So I made that part of my version.  And they're only taking money from those who tried to abuse her, so it's well deserved.

10/10

Sampdoria

This was so brilliant!!! It really made my day to read this at breakfast, I think I will be in a good mood the rest of the day:-)) I just adore a scheeming Hermione, MLC-fics, and Hermione scheeming with Severus. Add some humour and terrified Slytherin boys, voilá, you have a magnificient fic:-))) You deserve each and every one of the five stars I am allowed to give you!

Response from a_bees_buzz (Author of Biting Back)

I'm very happy to have made your day!

Scheming is good fun, and those boys did need to be taken down a peg.  Thank you for all my pretty, twinkly stars. 

Response from a_bees_buzz (Author of Biting Back)

I'm very happy to have made your day!

Scheming is good fun, and those boys did need to be taken down a peg.  Thank you for all my pretty, twinkly stars. 

9/10

tudorpot

I love it. Very clever.

Response from a_bees_buzz (Author of Biting Back)

Thank you, my dear.

Response from a_bees_buzz (Author of Biting Back)

Thank you, my dear.

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