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Hogwarts Castle The Encounter of the Snapes
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The Encounter of the Snapes

1: Part 1: Hair

2: Part 2: Robes

3: Part 3: The Wand

4: Part 4: The Partners

The Encounter of the Snapes

morgaine_dulac

73 Reviews   |   73 Ratings, 0 Likes, 27 Favorites )

Humor Erotica Hogwarts Castle 1,607 Words 4 Chapters Complete
Severus Snape Hermione Granger Lucius Malfoy Original Character Remus Lupin

Fanon-Snape meets Canon-Snape.

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Chapters (4)

Chapter 1: Part 1: Hair

Chapter 2: Part 2: Robes

Chapter 3: Part 3: The Wand

Chapter 4: Part 4: The Partners


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morgaine_dulac

Member Since 2008  |  52 Stories  |  Favorited by 122  |  948 Reviews Written  |  2,443 Review Responses

Born: in the glorious year of 1979, when Dio joined Black Sabbath and Peter Pettigrew started passing on information to the Dark Lord

Colours: black, green, silver

Passions: writing, cooking, baking, witchcraft

Obsessions: quite a few, chocolate for one (hi Lupin!), but mainly a certain Potions master and a blond DE.

When I am not writing alone, I co-write with my favourite Ravenclaw star_girl. Look for sevs_starsisters to find our stories.

Published writer since 2014. Original fiction is good fun, but I find myself returning to fan fiction every now and then 

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Reviews for The Encounter of the Snapes

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0/10

pythia_delphi

Great premise and great fun!

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of The Encounter of the Snapes)

Thank you!

10/10

debjunk

Well, give Sevvy a hug, then.  This encounter is just too funny.  And fanon Snape is oh, so right about us!  He knows his audience.

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of The Encounter of the Snapes)

Sevvy will surely appreciate the hug!Funny, no one hugs me, and I wrote the thing, hmpf. hehe

8/10

sevibaby

I read the first chapter when it came out.  I am glad that you are continuing it.  Keep going.  I hope there will be a chapter for all the different lovers Snape is supposed to have.  What a reaction.

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of The Encounter of the Snapes)

Hm, haven't thought about THAT chapter ... Oh, notebook! Where are you??

8/10

lilashannah

Canon Sev is going to kill Fan-Sanpe.Very cute story.

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of The Encounter of the Snapes)

Close ... but not quite ;-)

10/10

Sampdoria

Oh my, make sure that you and fannon-Snape are quick to seek cover, Cannon-Snape will probably use his wand to throw some rather nasty hexes very soon:-))I will sit patiently waiting for the next update that probably will make me smile as much as I did when reading these first two:-))

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of The Encounter of the Snapes)

Yep! Nasty hex coming up in Part 3!LOVE the smile!! /M

10/10

Memory

I see your other story has taught you a lot... yes? *knowing smile*Poor Canon-Snape ;) He is missing so much... And yet HE is the one whom we all love... or not?I'm beginning - well, better - YOU are beginning to get me confused. Good job! Waiting for next.

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of The Encounter of the Snapes)

I should have been sorted into Ravenclaw. I am eager to learn. Then again, evilly and cunningly confusing people is more Slytherin.Better be: Slytherclaw!! :p

0/10

mom7knox

what a riot - thanks so much for the chuckle!

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of The Encounter of the Snapes)

You're so welcome!!

0/10

sunny33

Black, not green. Perhaps we should have a poll? :)

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of The Encounter of the Snapes)

Maybe we should, indeed.Put me down for black boxers. Tight black boxers. *fans herself*

10/10

snitchette

Can I offer a bunch of muffins to Sevvy? *grin*. I'm SO glad this is back on track. I'll wait next one very impatiently.

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of The Encounter of the Snapes)

Do I get a muffin, too? After all, I wrote the thing! ... Please?

Response from snitchette (Reviewer)

I reserve my answer till I get to read the next one.

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of The Encounter of the Snapes)

Trying to decide if you are bribing or blackmailing me. LOLEither which, I like chocolate-banana-muffins.

10/10

Sevvy

Yay, it's back - clever girl! 'I sincerely hope that greying underwear is not part of your wardrobe anymore...' Priceless!

And (just to let you know), in SS' case, I'm definitely a black silk boxers girl   !! :-)

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of The Encounter of the Snapes)

Black silk boxers ... hmmmm ... *wipes drool off keyboard*You're wairing for part thre, eh? Come oooon, admit it! ;-)

Response from Sevvy (Reviewer)

Most definitely! ... Now hurry up with it - I'm going away for the weekend and don't want to miss out!  (Maybe you could send me an 'advance' copy, eh?!  Just for me...pretty please)

10/10

Sevvy

(Only just come across this - shame on me!) :-)

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of The Encounter of the Snapes)

How could you miss it?? Seriously!!I had great fun writing it, so it's nice to see that you had fun reading it./M

Response from Sevvy (Reviewer)

I know you wrote this some while ago but any chance of a part 2 (or more!) ever?  It's very funny & begs to be continued ... the possibilites for expansion on this must be endless!  After all, it's not as if you've got any other writing commitments at the moment is it?! (hehe) :-)

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of The Encounter of the Snapes)

I promise, as soon as the Silly-Muse bites, I will write a part 2!! Oh yeah!But right now, I am into darker stuff. /M

Response from Sevvy (Reviewer)

Hadn't noticed that at all! (hehe) :-)     

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of The Encounter of the Snapes)

Had a feeling you might have missed that

10/10

rosered

I can hear them sneer from a mile away!  Great dialog, too.  LOVE IT!!!  :D

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of The Encounter of the Snapes)

Thank you!! :D

10/10

kyriaofdelphi

Too cute. This is a hoot. Love it.

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of The Encounter of the Snapes)

Very glad you liked it!Cheers. /M

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of The Encounter of the Snapes)

Very glad you liked it!Cheers. /M

10/10

snitchette

This is quite an amusing and promising beginning. Please Do thank your inspirator for me.

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of The Encounter of the Snapes)

I will!Thanks for reading and leaving a note. /M

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of The Encounter of the Snapes)

I will!Thanks for reading and leaving a note. /M

0/10

star_girl

LOL, poor Canon Snape. I'd have him, greasy hair or no greasy hair :)

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of The Encounter of the Snapes)

You can always give him a nice scrubbing ;-)I know you'd like that!

Response from star_girl (Reviewer)

*sighs* You know me far too well. Prefect's Bathroom...

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of The Encounter of the Snapes)

You can always give him a nice scrubbing ;-)I know you'd like that!

Response from star_girl (Reviewer)

*sighs* You know me far too well. Prefect's Bathroom...

0/10

Antigone

That was really cute

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of The Encounter of the Snapes)

Thank you!(Love your screen name!)

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of The Encounter of the Snapes)

Thank you!(Love your screen name!)

0/10

lyn_f

*giggle* *snort*I love this, it's so funny!

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of The Encounter of the Snapes)

Glad it made you laugh. Good for my Karma :-)

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of The Encounter of the Snapes)

Glad it made you laugh. Good for my Karma :-)

10/10

MsPrinceMalfoy

:D This really made me giggle. Thank you for this little piece of humour. And don't we all know that Severus is just hiding his best shampoo under a stack of sandalwood? :D

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of The Encounter of the Snapes)

Of course we know. Question is: does he know that we know?Glad this little silly story made you giggle.Cheers. /M

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of The Encounter of the Snapes)

Of course we know. Question is: does he know that we know?Glad this little silly story made you giggle.Cheers. /M

0/10

kimjo2

oh lord!  that was a hoot!  i'm only sorry it didn't last longer, greedy witch that i am.  thanks so much

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of The Encounter of the Snapes)

Happily scribbling away on my notebook, writing MORE!! :-)

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of The Encounter of the Snapes)

Happily scribbling away on my notebook, writing MORE!! :-)

9/10

Snapekat

LOL!!!

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of The Encounter of the Snapes)

Hehe, thanks for LOLing ;-)

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of The Encounter of the Snapes)

Hehe, thanks for LOLing ;-)

9/10

orm irian

HA!!!I think you shoud do another chapter--the Snapes could discuss 'sexual prowess'.  That would be priceless!

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of The Encounter of the Snapes)

Oh trust me, I am not done with the Snapes ;-)Glad you enjoyed it :-)

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of The Encounter of the Snapes)

Oh trust me, I am not done with the Snapes ;-)Glad you enjoyed it :-)

10/10

kittylefish

very clever and quite funny!  my only complaint - too short!  i want MORE MORE MORE!  i will echo other reviews, but must also single out the "randy werewolves" comment, which made me giggle extra.  :D

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of The Encounter of the Snapes)

I've just changed status to not completed. There will be more! Promise!What is it with the randy werewolves? Why does everybody like that so much? (Not complaining, just curious).Cheers. /M

Response from kittylefish (Reviewer)

yay!  MOOORRREEEE!re:  randy werewolves: in my case, it's got to do at least in part with the fact that i've got a MASSIVE thing for snupin.  but it's also just funny how it's tossed in so casually with all the other elements. 

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of The Encounter of the Snapes)

I've just changed status to not completed. There will be more! Promise!What is it with the randy werewolves? Why does everybody like that so much? (Not complaining, just curious).Cheers. /M

Response from kittylefish (Reviewer)

yay!  MOOORRREEEE!re:  randy werewolves: in my case, it's got to do at least in part with the fact that i've got a MASSIVE thing for snupin.  but it's also just funny how it's tossed in so casually with all the other elements. 

9/10

belle4life

hahahahaha. that was genius and perfect. i love it. I could totally picture this happening. rofl

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of The Encounter of the Snapes)

Very, very glad that this made you laugh!Cheers. /M

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of The Encounter of the Snapes)

Very, very glad that this made you laugh!Cheers. /M

10/10

Valady

*LMAO*

Perfect!!!

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of The Encounter of the Snapes)

Glad you enjoyed it :-)

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of The Encounter of the Snapes)

Glad you enjoyed it :-)

0/10

kimbee73

Very funny stuff!

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of The Encounter of the Snapes)

Glad you enjoyed it :-)

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of The Encounter of the Snapes)

Glad you enjoyed it :-)

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