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Conversations at the Urinal Chapter 2: Second Meeting
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Conversations at the Urinal

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3: Third Meeting

Second Meeting

Conversations at the Urinal

Chapter 2 of 3

FireWitch1

Draco and Harry continue their previous conversation discussing other couples within Hogwarts's walls.

Humor Slash Hogwarts Castle 518 Words 3 Chapters WIP
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“Potter.”

“Malfoy.”

“Well, seems we're making meeting here a habit. Want to continue from last time?”

“Who does Pansy date?”

“The Weasley girl, last I checked.”

“Thought Ginny and Neville were going out.”

“From what Pansy has told me, Longbottom and Weasley are an item.”

“I never thought Ron was gay.”

“Appearances are deceiving, Potter.”

“So it would seem.”

“Who are you dating, Potter?”

“No one.”

“Too little for everyone, Potter?”

“Quite the opposite.”

“...”

“Keep your eyes to your side of the wall if you would.”

“Never would have thought you could back up that ego of yours.”

“...”

“Never would have thought you couldn't.”

“I'm eight inches of man, I'll have you know.”

“I'm ten, trade you?”

“The bloody hell, Potter, do you wrap it around a leg?”

“No, but wearing boxers is hell.”

“I'd like to see that.”

“Lets make it a date.”

“Did you just ask me out, Potter?”

“Harry.”

“What?”

“Call me Harry, and I'll call you Draco.”

“It's a date then.”

“This weekend, meet me at the Three Broomsticks?”

“It's a date, P-Harry.”

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Latest 25 Reviews for Conversations at the Urinal

9 Reviews  |  6.56/10 Average

10/10

MuseAmusant

OK, these are bloody funny ... more please!!!

10/10

snitchette

Mmm things are progressing it seems.

0/10

sunny33

LOL.  What a set of pick-up lines! :)

10/10

snitchette

*big grin* Will they have their date in the toilets of the three broomstick?

9/10

swerley

Ha! Very amusing. Well done.

0/10

sunny33

LOL. :)

10/10

MuseAmusant

That little piece of information about Hermione and Draco's, erm, "Head" of House ought to give him a few sleepless nights.

*Snerk*

10/10

snitchette

ROFL. Excellent. Men and their comparison. Do we, girls, brag about the size of our breasts? *giggles*

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sunny33

LOL! :)

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