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Conversations at the Urinal Chapter 3: Third Meeting
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Third Meeting

Conversations at the Urinal

Chapter 3 of 3

FireWitch1

The third meeting in the conversations series. A short, but sweet ending.

Humor Slash Hogwarts Castle 518 Words 3 Chapters WIP
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“You want my booty! My sexy booty!”

“Harry, are you pissed, luv?”

“I'm purrrfectly happy thank you.”

“Harry I meant drunk.”

“I'm not drunk. I'm a little tipsy.”

“What is it with lions and after game parties...”

“Look, I can write outside the window in the snow.”

“Harry. We're thirty feet above the ground and you are taking a piss on Hagrid.”

“It's a Wookiee!”

“What's a woo-kie?”

“A giant fuzzy man thing. That makes the baaaaaaru sound.”

“I think I have a case of the giggles now.”

“I have a good reason to be drunk you know.”

“Why are you drunk?”

“I walked in on Dumbledore and McGonagall shagging."

"I believe, I just lost all plans for eating dinner."

"Harry, are you alright?"

"I just lost dinner."

"I noticed. Let's get you to bed."

"Yours or mine?"

"Did you just giggle like a schoolgirl?"

"Noooo."

"Common zip it up. Let's get you to bed."

"Yours or mine?"

"Mine. Always mine."

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Latest 25 Reviews for Conversations at the Urinal

9 Reviews  |  6.56/10 Average

10/10

MuseAmusant

OK, these are bloody funny ... more please!!!

10/10

snitchette

Mmm things are progressing it seems.

0/10

sunny33

LOL.  What a set of pick-up lines! :)

10/10

snitchette

*big grin* Will they have their date in the toilets of the three broomstick?

9/10

swerley

Ha! Very amusing. Well done.

0/10

sunny33

LOL. :)

10/10

MuseAmusant

That little piece of information about Hermione and Draco's, erm, "Head" of House ought to give him a few sleepless nights.

*Snerk*

10/10

snitchette

ROFL. Excellent. Men and their comparison. Do we, girls, brag about the size of our breasts? *giggles*

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sunny33

LOL! :)

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