New Chapter for Dark Lords Need Love Too
Dark Lords Need Love Too
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I'm a Michigander who works from home, keeps my husband in line, and raises two wild, wonderful daughters. I write so I don't go insane.
Reviews for Dark Lords Need Love Too
"I weep for my vision of evil."
Tee hee... lovely turn of phrase, my dear!
I'm strangely heartened by the fact that the TO is so considerate of his minions that he notices when one's hair product isn't quite performing.
cute hoot! thanks
Does that mean that Harry will just to give a hug an dthen he'll stop terrozing the world?
Love the last line. :)
Anonymous
Oh dear, such a bad day at the office for him! *grin*
Another wonderfully bizarre update.
If only I could say I especially love that one-word-ending, but actually I can't. I just love the rest as much.
*Snicker*
He called Bellatrix a COW? She would be so crushed! :D
Ick? haha
I love this series. Makes me laugh so hard!
This is another funny chapter. I love this story.
Voldie says ick! LOL. What a moron!
If Bella only knew what he REALLY thinks of her. There could be a Crucio casting contest. Until he zapped her through the Mark, of course.
*Snerk* Narcissa and her incessant bitching. Perfect!
Transfigured hippogriff slippers? Oh, my. The face of evil certainly has changed.
Response from peppermint (Author of Dark Lords Need Love Too)
They're very scary hippogriffs. With claws and big teeth and all.
Yea he got his slippers (even if he had to get them himself). I look forward to your updates.
Response from peppermint (Author of Dark Lords Need Love Too)
Thank you! I'm happy to hear you look forward to the updates :)
Anonymous
heh. i like the idea of him having regrets about not being with bella to produe an heir. well done, mate. :)
Author's Response: He could have put a paper bag over her head just the once, LOL. Thanks!
awww, poor voldie!
Response from peppermint (Author of Dark Lords Need Love Too)
But do you want to hug him?
Response from sempra (Reviewer)
Can I use someone else's arms? :D
"...something opulent and tacky." Sounds like a normal office Secret Santa but with a higher budget. And who knew hunting innocent babies would be a no-no. I think Voldie's griping about Santa and his list is what really sets the tone. Petulant child just fits here.
Response from peppermint (Author of Dark Lords Need Love Too)
Even Death Eaters can't pick out a good present for the boss :D Thanks!
aww, you've got me feeling sorry for the guy now. Hilarious. Not sure which is worse, whiny Lucius or horny Bella.
Response from peppermint (Author of Dark Lords Need Love Too)
Horny Bella. Whiny Lucius can always be directed to sulk in his own room - Bella's harder to get rid of. ;)
I think he's getting more pathetic! Very funny! :)
Response from peppermint (Author of Dark Lords Need Love Too)
Thank you!
I'm so glad for the new installement. This is always a great fun. I wonder ... What if he really had a child? A Hufflepuff no less *evil*
Response from peppermint (Author of Dark Lords Need Love Too)
Poor son-of-voldie Hufflepuff! Ha!
lololol, I love this. Why have I not read this before now? And why am I reading this out of sequence? Voldermort's inner monologue is very funny: 'I weep for my vision of evil.' I'm off to read the remaining chapters, possibly in sequence.
Response from peppermint (Author of Dark Lords Need Love Too)
Hee! I see from your other reviews that you liked it! I'm glad his inner monologue is working for you :)
I'm glad the poor laddie finally got his slippers! LOL
Response from peppermint (Author of Dark Lords Need Love Too)
Now his poor tootsies won't be so cold!
The poor man! :)
Response from peppermint (Author of Dark Lords Need Love Too)
Is really quite sad, LOL!
Anonymous
I weep for my vision of evil.
*rofl* Delightful, as the whole chapter.
Author's Response: *bows* Thank you so much!