omg!!  what a total hoot!  btw, i couldn't acess owl.tauri from your address.  thanks and merry christmas smoochies

What's a dark wizard to do?  A bottle of bad wine and no Hippogriff slippers does not a happy Dark Lord make. 

*sigh*  There's always next year...

Beth

I want Hippogriff slippers.  Nice and fluffy slippers, they are! 

A new pair of slippers would make it so much easier for Voldy to listen to all that bitching.  There is nothing like warm tootsies and a good torture report in front of the fire, is there?

*giggles*  Beth

Poor old Voldy.  It's hard to make friends today.  I love it that Voldemort is tired of Bellatrix trying to get in his robes... perhaps because "Roddy's cock fell off in prison."  LOL!
Beth

I HEARD about those biscuits! Maybe you should go snag the last of them - it might take your mind off the slippers, at least, and from what I hear, you'll be hugging everyone in sight!! (Just don't poke them like you did when I tried to give you a hug!)

Very funny, Voxy!! :D

You know, Albus left behind a whole drawerful of woolen socks - you should tell Severus to raid them, now that he's King of the Castle so to speak... er, second to you, of course! :)

Awww, poor Voldie-poo! Here's a hug for you- OW! Geez, thanks a LOT!

LOL - very funny story! :)

LOL! Absolutely delightful!

Forget Voldie.  *I* want some hippogriff slippers!  I used to have a pair of slippers in the shape of mallard ducks, and they were marvelously cute and quite warm ... but if I had hippogriff slippers, I'd be the envy of the Potterverse!

Terrific story!  I particularly like the petulant tone of Voldie's 'writing.'  Thanks for a most entertaining Christmas tale!

Aww, Voldy is breaking my heart.  He's not complicated, or opaque.  He just wants a pair of bloody hippogriff slippers.  Do you think with enough Crucio his minions might get a clue?

More hilarious than the last entry.  That Voldy has nerve, complaining about Santa and his gracious hostess, Narcissa.  Even if he weren't evil, he's still be on the naughty list because he's a whiny baby.

Love it to bits, Vox.  Titbits?   Should I ask?

Good Lord! (ambiguity...)
Lula rec'ed it, so I came.
But I was not prepared for hilariously mad stuff!
Wonderful.
And really, Malfoy is such a whiny baby. Send him to Azkaban, keep him as a prisoner in his own house, seperate him from his wand - and he starts to sulk immediately. Pff. Poor Voldy, surrounded by all this insensitive imbeciles ...

huge roflsnort

Awww! Perhaps a little mass Crucio would cure his followers of giving him crappy gifts.

Now, if we all chipped in, do you think we could get the poor man... poor lizard-thing... er, poor formerly-human-now-who-the-fuck-knows some proper slippers?

You slay me, darling. And not in a Muggle-baiting sort of way, thankfully.

Once more, you made me want to hug Voldie :P

Is there someone to give him his hug and slippers so he can stop whinning about them? Please I'll do it if it can shush him. *wink*

 Once again I am laughing my butt off.  Can't wait for the next update.

Still LMAO at the thought of Voldemort wearing a pair of hippogriff slippers! Too funny that the Dark Lord himself is horrified by Bellatrix' attentions as well. I can't imagine Bella's reaction should she ever learn that she evidently repulses her beloved master.

Aww  *hugs Voldie*  :D

Poor him! And all that Bad Lord thing because nobody gives him hippogriff slippers! I suppose that's the downside of being quite a good occlumens *giggle*.

LOL! If he would do a nice thing (like emigrating and quitting forever world domination) I could be tempted to give him his hug and slippers. I feel generous today.

Another fine installment.  I loved the addition of a harpsichord!

Well...that was sad and strange, and yet cute and funny, ^_^

*snort* Brilliat! Absolutely hilarious! :o))))

LOL Poor Voldy!

LOL!  :) I keep thinking about Dayday (sp?) from Next Friday. ~grin~ I like it