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Hogwarts Castle Yes, Lucius, I Know How It Is Done
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Yes, Lucius, I Know How It Is Done

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Yes, Lucius, I Know How It Is Done

morgaine_dulac

14 Reviews   |   14 Ratings, 0 Likes, 3 Favorites )

Humor Erotica Smut Drabble/100-Word Hogwarts Castle 694 Words 1 Chapter Complete
Lucius Malfoy Severus Snape

Lucius suspects that Severus does not know how to handle a woman. Severus begs to differ.

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Chapter 1: Yes, Lucius, I Know How It Is Done


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morgaine_dulac

Member Since 2008  |  52 Stories  |  Favorited by 122  |  948 Reviews Written  |  2,443 Review Responses

Born: in the glorious year of 1979, when Dio joined Black Sabbath and Peter Pettigrew started passing on information to the Dark Lord

Colours: black, green, silver

Passions: writing, cooking, baking, witchcraft

Obsessions: quite a few, chocolate for one (hi Lupin!), but mainly a certain Potions master and a blond DE.

When I am not writing alone, I co-write with my favourite Ravenclaw star_girl. Look for sevs_starsisters to find our stories.

Published writer since 2014. Original fiction is good fun, but I find myself returning to fan fiction every now and then 

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Reviews for Yes, Lucius, I Know How It Is Done

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10/10

loreen77

Great job with those quotes. This was fun.  

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of Yes, Lucius, I Know How It Is Done)

That was SO much fun to write!

10/10

sunny33

Lucius is such a wanker... ;)

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of Yes, Lucius, I Know How It Is Done)

Hehe, he sure is! :)

10/10

Marty21

Um.. I thought the quote "I see you've manged to get your shirt off" was from Galaxy Quest?  Damn Severus sure showed Lucius a thing or two. Severus can handle me anytime any way he likes!

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of Yes, Lucius, I Know How It Is Done)

Hm, now that you mention it, that quote IS from Galaxy Quest. Someone must have mixed them up. Thanks for pointing it out. As a Thank You, I'll let you skip two positions in the Severus-can-handle-me-any-time-any-way-he-likes-queue, which is very, very looooog :P

Response from Marty21 (Reviewer)

 Your welcome, I'm sure it was just a mix up. Cool! I like skipping a few positions in that line *Grins* It might be a loooong wait but it will be worth it!  :p

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of Yes, Lucius, I Know How It Is Done)

The poor man will need a Stamina Potion :P

Response from Marty21 (Reviewer)

*laughs* Hope he has plenty on hand cause he is going to need plenty of it  *Grins*

8/10

sevibaby

Not bad.  I have to say you got his sarcasm down to a tee.

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of Yes, Lucius, I Know How It Is Done)

Why thank you!

10/10

mick42

Yep, that's the way it's done alright.

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of Yes, Lucius, I Know How It Is Done)

This is EXACTLY how it's done :-) I've heard...

10/10

Gemini Sister

Ooops forgot to say. Thanks for writing this lovely piece of delicious Severus smutt. I also forgot to tick the box.

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of Yes, Lucius, I Know How It Is Done)

It was my pleasure to write. :-)

10/10

Gemini Sister

Severus getting one over on Malfoy in a very unexpected way lol. Loved it. Thanks.

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of Yes, Lucius, I Know How It Is Done)

Hm, this was so much fun to write. Glad you enjoyed it! :-)

0/10

Jolene_Wawr

Once again, this was very VERY good!
I love the quotes!

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of Yes, Lucius, I Know How It Is Done)

This was so much fun to write! Actually, it wrote itself. Glad you enjoyed it.

10/10

Beal86

I love you were able to use those quotes I gave you. Marvelous! Can't wait til we have another challenge.

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of Yes, Lucius, I Know How It Is Done)

Writing this was so much fun! The story formed in my head the minute I read the quotes. And yes, I am very much looking forward to a new challenge, too. /M

0/10

hexgirl

I still love how you managed to get the John Gissing quote in so plausibly. Great piece of smut - well done!

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of Yes, Lucius, I Know How It Is Done)

Cheers,

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of Yes, Lucius, I Know How It Is Done)

. I had a blast writing this piece. We must have another challenge soon, so I'll have a legitimate reason to postpone writing the last chapters of my long story.

9/10

livvy6

I LOVE John Gissing. "A plaintive piss" was what I remembered. Quite hilarious ficlet!Livvy

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of Yes, Lucius, I Know How It Is Done)

I've only seen parts of that film. Think I'll have to reserve a day soon to do nothing but Rickman perving :P Glad you liked the ficlet. I had a blast writing it!

10/10

snitchette

I hope Lucius won't come back for the sake of everyone...

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of Yes, Lucius, I Know How It Is Done)

Hehe, no, I'll keep him locked up :P

0/10

Tota

Ooh, yes!I could not wait till my lunch break, I read it as soon as you left my room :)  I love it!  Straight to it! The selfconfident ending is Snape spot on! My litterary side gives you extra points for the bookshelf view

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of Yes, Lucius, I Know How It Is Done)

Tut, tut, my friend. Writing this filth at work is one thing. But READING it .... :P

10/10

MrsAstoriaMalfoy

SQUEEEE!!!!!Good boy Sev! Show him how it's done!

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of Yes, Lucius, I Know How It Is Done)

Never wrote a fic as fast in my life! It was done an hour after I received the quotes. Hope you had a good time today :-)

Response from MrsAstoriaMalfoy (Reviewer)

Wow, that was fast! And of course I've had a god day!

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