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Supreme Masters of the Universe Hatch a Plan

1: Setting the Stage

2: Knowi Tall Writes a Porno

3: Onwards!

Supreme Masters of the Universe Hatch a Plan

TeaOli

22 Reviews   |   22 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )

Humor Romance Alternate Universe Potions Under Duress 3,215 Words 3 Chapters Complete
Hermione Granger Original Character Severus Snape Crookshanks

Familiars get familiar with one another as they scheme regarding their companions’ relationship.

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Chapters (3)

Chapter 1: Setting the Stage

Chapter 2: Knowi Tall Writes a Porno

Chapter 3: Onwards!


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Reviews for Supreme Masters of the Universe Hatch a Plan

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10/10

HBAR

It will happen for them, they just need to be patient.  If they even know the meaning of that word, lol.  I'm sure Knowi doesn't.

10/10

HBAR

I don't know whether to be screaming, "Oh no!" or "Oh yes!"  :)  This is cracking me up.

10/10

HBAR

Well of course Knowi has work to do, lol.  This is too much fun, plotting against their owners.  Cats are too smart as it is, so I can imagine with some kneazle mixed in, they could take the world by storm.

0/10

snapify52

Funny. Funny. Funny.

Response from TeaOli (Author of Supreme Masters of the Universe Hatch a Plan)

Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!

Response from TeaOli (Author of Supreme Masters of the Universe Hatch a Plan)

Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!

0/10

snapify52

Funny! I think this is the best title ever. On to the next chappie... :)

Response from TeaOli (Author of Supreme Masters of the Universe Hatch a Plan)

Thank you! You know... felines and all that.

Response from TeaOli (Author of Supreme Masters of the Universe Hatch a Plan)

Thank you! You know... felines and all that.

0/10

heartmom88

LOL. Sounds like someone's kitty has been spending a little too much time watching Animal Planet. (Or is it Nat Geo?) I could just picture Crooks trying to keep it together long enough to find *something* positive to say about that perfectly horrible prose.Poor Knowi. Her heart's in the right place...Thanks for posting--hm88

Response from TeaOli (Author of Supreme Masters of the Universe Hatch a Plan)

LOL!! I hadn't thought about what her television habits might lead to; I was rather more worried about what she's been reading on the interwebs.

Response from TeaOli (Author of Supreme Masters of the Universe Hatch a Plan)

LOL!! I hadn't thought about what her television habits might lead to; I was rather more worried about what she's been reading on the interwebs.

10/10

mick42

Over the years, I have been trained by many of my small, furry owners. I have been trained by both, cats and small dogs {or as the males of my family say, cats that bark} all experts in the fine art of, getting their own way. I have to say ,that Severus and Hermione may as well give in gracefully, they can not win,their fate is sealed. The Masters have spoken.

Response from TeaOli (Author of Supreme Masters of the Universe Hatch a Plan)

It has long been one of my goals in life to thwart a furred fiend furry friend.

Response from mick42 (Reviewer)

It will never happen, they are too smart for us.

Response from TeaOli (Author of Supreme Masters of the Universe Hatch a Plan)

It has long been one of my goals in life to thwart a furred fiend furry friend.

Response from mick42 (Reviewer)

It will never happen, they are too smart for us.

0/10

noodle

Ooooh, I don't think they can slow-blink their way out of this one...

Response from TeaOli (Author of Supreme Masters of the Universe Hatch a Plan)

Not likely, no. »^ ˬ ^«

Response from TeaOli (Author of Supreme Masters of the Universe Hatch a Plan)

That was supposed to be a cat face »^_^«, by the way.

Response from TeaOli (Author of Supreme Masters of the Universe Hatch a Plan)

Not likely, no. »^ ˬ ^«

Response from TeaOli (Author of Supreme Masters of the Universe Hatch a Plan)

That was supposed to be a cat face »^_^«, by the way.

10/10

MsTree

*grin* And the fit hits the shan? Love Knowi's writing style. Reminds me of some other fan fiction I've read over the years (but not on this archive). ^_^

Response from TeaOli (Author of Supreme Masters of the Universe Hatch a Plan)

Knowi's style is... something, isn't it? Her full story is on the archive, so unfortunately there's at least one of that sort at TPP!

Response from TeaOli (Author of Supreme Masters of the Universe Hatch a Plan)

Knowi's style is... something, isn't it? Her full story is on the archive, so unfortunately there's at least one of that sort at TPP!

10/10

kcollins

I want to read more! Please tell me that there is more to come!! 

Response from TeaOli (Author of Supreme Masters of the Universe Hatch a Plan)

LOL! There's more to come. I don't know when I'll get them cleaned up enough for posting, but there are two more chapters till the end. Thanks for reading and for being so eager!

Response from TeaOli (Author of Supreme Masters of the Universe Hatch a Plan)

LOL! There's more to come. I don't know when I'll get them cleaned up enough for posting, but there are two more chapters till the end. Thanks for reading and for being so eager!

10/10

mick42

That was some very purple prose, miss Tall.  

Response from TeaOli (Author of Supreme Masters of the Universe Hatch a Plan)

Heeee! That's why cats shouldn't have computers.

Response from TeaOli (Author of Supreme Masters of the Universe Hatch a Plan)

Heeee! That's why cats shouldn't have computers.

0/10

heartmom88

Sue me... those precocious kitties make me smile. :D After watching "Too cute!" on Animal Planet last night, I can even envision them living in domestic bliss... if you can just make those pesky humans see reason.Looking forward to your next installment--hm88

Response from TeaOli (Author of Supreme Masters of the Universe Hatch a Plan)

Knowi is nothing if not persistent. I feel certain she'll eventually get what she wants, one way or another.Thanks for reading!

Response from TeaOli (Author of Supreme Masters of the Universe Hatch a Plan)

Knowi is nothing if not persistent. I feel certain she'll eventually get what she wants, one way or another.Thanks for reading!

0/10

noodle

Oh, Knowi, you little treasure!  Both myself and next-door's-ginger-cat agree (of course I would agree with Simba - I may be human, but I am not completely silly), laughter can be a great way to encourage progress.  I need not implore you to persist, as your far-superior mind is made up. Crooks' offer of assisted 'delete' key location has a familiar ring to it... As though a certain human could have spoken those exact words in purrfectly pronounced sarkiness ;o)  

Response from TeaOli (Author of Supreme Masters of the Universe Hatch a Plan)

LOL! That's just what Knowi needs: further encouragement!

Response from TeaOli (Author of Supreme Masters of the Universe Hatch a Plan)

LOL! That's just what Knowi needs: further encouragement!

0/10

noodle

Tea, this is fantastic! I have personal experience of being 'trained' by the Furry-footed ones (including next door's ginger cat) and I still haven't worked out how they do it!  I would not put it past them to use the internet (kitteh iz on ur keyboardz readin' ur e-mailz).  Love the way Knowi strategically uses S's speech pattern and vocabulary.  Thanks for a morning laugh to go with coffee!

Response from TeaOli (Author of Supreme Masters of the Universe Hatch a Plan)

Heeeee!

Response from TeaOli (Author of Supreme Masters of the Universe Hatch a Plan)

Heeeee!

0/10

tenoh27

LOL, the cats are certainly as intelligent as their masters. Looking forward to the molly's plan. Thank you.

Response from TeaOli (Author of Supreme Masters of the Universe Hatch a Plan)

Thank you for reading! You'll get a glimpse of Knowi's plan soon. 

Response from TeaOli (Author of Supreme Masters of the Universe Hatch a Plan)

Thank you for reading! You'll get a glimpse of Knowi's plan soon. 

9/10

MlleGigi

Oh, my goodness...this was precious!  (I shudder at the thought of a cat being allowed/able to use the computer, however...especially through voice-activated software!)  I have a question, though...if Hermione visits Severus every Thursday, then surely she knows about Knowi...and if that's the case, wouldn't she already suspect that Severus might have an interest in her given that he named his cat Knowi Tall (Know-It-All)?  Or was Hermione the one who gave Knowi to Severus (with the result that Knowi was christened in her honor)?

Response from TeaOli (Author of Supreme Masters of the Universe Hatch a Plan)

LOL! I've no doubt Hermione shares your reluctance (else wouldn't she have accommodated Crookshanks already?) to a certain extent.As for Knowi, she was introduced in Lessons in Metempsychosis and Saṅsāra, and her origin story comes out over the course of that story. Hermione is fully aware of who and what she is!

Response from MlleGigi (Reviewer)

I had a look at "Lessons in Metempsychosis and Samsara" as you suggested..much is explained (at least about Knowi, that is...the plot of that story seems rather convoluted and is eluding my attempts to understand it thus far).  I'd already figured out that unless Knowi had been a gift from Hermione in some way, she must have a few characteristics -- perhaps more than a few -- which reminded him of Hermione, and I gather that Knowi has long, wavy/curly fur of a rather mousy brown color.  I can see how that combined with her temperament -- since being bossy is unfortunately one of Hermione's less-appealing traits -- would be enough to bring Hermione to mind.

Response from TeaOli (Author of Supreme Masters of the Universe Hatch a Plan)

Lessons in Metempsychosis and Saṅsāra does have a complex plot, but it's in no way "convoluted" – every bit of it matters and contributes to issues raised in the story summary. Perhaps once I have more than a single full chapter posted here, you'll feel less lost. Perhaps not. Tastes in reading materials vary.

Response from TeaOli (Author of Supreme Masters of the Universe Hatch a Plan)

LOL! I've no doubt Hermione shares your reluctance (else wouldn't she have accommodated Crookshanks already?) to a certain extent.As for Knowi, she was introduced in Lessons in Metempsychosis and Saṅsāra, and her origin story comes out over the course of that story. Hermione is fully aware of who and what she is!

Response from MlleGigi (Reviewer)

I had a look at "Lessons in Metempsychosis and Samsara" as you suggested..much is explained (at least about Knowi, that is...the plot of that story seems rather convoluted and is eluding my attempts to understand it thus far).  I'd already figured out that unless Knowi had been a gift from Hermione in some way, she must have a few characteristics -- perhaps more than a few -- which reminded him of Hermione, and I gather that Knowi has long, wavy/curly fur of a rather mousy brown color.  I can see how that combined with her temperament -- since being bossy is unfortunately one of Hermione's less-appealing traits -- would be enough to bring Hermione to mind.

Response from TeaOli (Author of Supreme Masters of the Universe Hatch a Plan)

Lessons in Metempsychosis and Saṅsāra does have a complex plot, but it's in no way "convoluted" – every bit of it matters and contributes to issues raised in the story summary. Perhaps once I have more than a single full chapter posted here, you'll feel less lost. Perhaps not. Tastes in reading materials vary.

0/10

Meladara

Yay! I love it! Can wait to see what they have in-store for their humans. :)

Response from TeaOli (Author of Supreme Masters of the Universe Hatch a Plan)

Hee! They've Know's got a crazy plan. Don't be surprised if Knowi Tall joins TPP some day.

Response from TeaOli (Author of Supreme Masters of the Universe Hatch a Plan)

Hee! They've Know's got a crazy plan. Don't be surprised if Knowi Tall joins TPP some day.

10/10

MsTree

*grin* It's a good thing I don't have any cats at the moment. This story might give them ideas. The cats I've had in the past had enough ideas without having a story give them more. ^_^

Response from TeaOli (Author of Supreme Masters of the Universe Hatch a Plan)

Thanks for reading and commenting.

Response from TeaOli (Author of Supreme Masters of the Universe Hatch a Plan)

Thanks for reading and commenting.

10/10

Sampdoria

I loved it and hope that my cats never finds out how to use the computer:-))

Response from TeaOli (Author of Supreme Masters of the Universe Hatch a Plan)

Thank you! If your cats do start using the computer behind your back, I hope they only use their powers for good. Unlike Knowi and Crooks.

Response from TeaOli (Author of Supreme Masters of the Universe Hatch a Plan)

Thank you! If your cats do start using the computer behind your back, I hope they only use their powers for good. Unlike Knowi and Crooks.

0/10

phoenix

LOL I love seeing Crooks delve into his inner Severus. Thanks for the wonderful little treat.

0/10

phoenix

Oh my! Silly cats. I can't wait to see the reaction to that.

0/10

phoenix

Very interesting way to set the stage. I look forward to seeing what happens next.

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