The Petulant Poetess
  • Stories
  • Browse By
    • Category
    • Character
    • Genre
    • Author
  • Info
      Useful Info
    • General Information
    • Message Board
    • Membership & Story Ratings
    • Submission Rules
    • Important Links
    • Support The Petulant Poetess
    • Writers' Resources
    • Punctuation Guide
    • Writing Fan Fiction
    • Harry Potter Resources
    • Dictionaries
    • Beta Resources
  • Create an Account
    • Create an Account
    • Sign In
Stories Authors Pearle
The Petulant Poetess Validated Author

Pearle

72 Stories  |  Favorited by 493  |  67 Reviews Written  |  105 Review Responses

I am amazed and enthralled with the Harry Potter universe, with the emphasis on Snape. HG/SS is my favorite ship (you have been warned). I like sci-fi ? Star Wars, Quantum Leap, Star Trek, and Ray Bradbury to name a few. Horror also catches my interest as in Stephen King. I am a married, mother of two teenagers, multiple pets (dogs, cats, rabbits, turtle), and I work way too many hours. The rest is window dressing and subject to change without notice. I am also on staff on a wonderful new site called Playwitch. Visit when you get a minute: WWW.Playwitch.net

Dances With Witches was a winner in the laughter category of the Multifaceted Awards (Round 2) - Thank you!



Here Be Pirates - Nominated for a Round Three Multifaceted Award in the categories: Endurance ~ The Challenge Response Award and Laughter ~ The Humour Award




Destiny is a featured story for September

*Squee - points to banner*


Search Works by Pearle

Current parameters show 72 of 72 stories.

Displaying Story 1 - 25 of 72 in total
← Previous 1 2 3 Next →
Humor Mystery/Suspense Drama Romance General Friendship Epilogue What Epilogue? Potions Under Duress 250,708 Words 49 Chapters WIP

Dances with Witches

by Pearle

357 Ratings, 0 Likes, 539 Favorites )

Severus loses a magical bet to Albus. The consequences? He's forced to take Argentine Tango lessons from Hermione during her summer break from University. An uneasy friendship is formed that turns into something more. What part does the Wolfsbane Potion play, and what is the mystery behind the Enchanted Leaf? Equal parts: humor, sensuality, adventure, and mystery. My answer to the codpiece challenge on Wiktt. HG/SS (Rating for later chapters).

Dances With Witches was a winner in the laughter category of the Multifaceted Awards (Round 2)


Chapters 47 & 48 new as of March 2012

***New***

Chapter 49 - Expecting The Unexpected


Summary: Master Viridis contacts Hermione and an unusual confrontation takes place.

250,708 Words,  Started 04/12/2005,  Updated 03/13/2012

Humor Mystery/Suspense Drama Angst Romance General Alternate Universe post-HBP/HBP compliant Potions Under Duress 12,336 Words 4 Chapters Complete

Sin and Virtue

by Pearle

68 Ratings, 0 Likes, 76 Favorites )

Sin and virtue: can one exist without the other? And to what end do they determine our final outcome? Severus ponders these very questions as he tries to determine exactly where he's ended up. Is love really the answer? (Rating is for language, one word really)

***New*** Chapter Four: What's Love Got To Do With It?

Now complete in four chapters!

12,336 Words,  Started 12/28/2006,  Completed 03/21/2007

Humor Mystery/Suspense Drama Angst Romance Epilogue post-HBP/HBP compliant post-DH/DH What Epilogue? Potions Under Duress 18,380 Words 6 Chapters Complete

Cursed

by Pearle

68 Ratings, 0 Likes, 85 Favorites )

Hermione seeks an elusive cure for the lasting effects of a curse Bellatrix Lestrange managed to hit her with during the Battle of Hogwarts. Her life has been lost to endless bouts of pain and despair that have plagued her these last two years. But her luck may finally be changing. A reference to a Dark potion in an obscure book may hold the key to her cure. But where will she find a Potions master knowledgeable enough to brew it? Written for Warded_Portal for the SSHG Winter 2007 exchange.


Prompt: AU, EWE: Hurt/comfort. Years after the final battle, Hermione struggles daily with the after effects of Bellatrix Lestrange's special brand of Crucio. St. Mungo's advises treating the symptoms, but Hermione wants to live her life. She goes to the oldest center of Wizarding population, Alexandria, Egypt, chasing a rumour: a Potions master with a dual expertise in Legilimency. For some reason, he doesn't want to help her. Without knowing his true identity, Hermione must persuade him she is worth his time. Romance, happy ending please. (Bonuses include: archaeology, magical artifacts, history, dusty libraries, and moments of crazy stupid in love).

18,380 Words,  Started 11/27/2008,  Completed 11/27/2008

Drama Angst General Potions Under Duress 18,282 Words 12 Chapters WIP

The Choices We Make

by Pearle

68 Ratings, 0 Likes, 36 Favorites )

He was a fool to hold Hermione to her original promise. It was time to rectify that mistake. But it seemed fate, and Hermione had other plans. Can Severus learn to live with the choices he's made, even at the cost of his own happiness?


A/N: The story is written in drabble form, one hundred words per chapter. The brevity of the chapters forces the emotions to stand out sharply against the action. The first forty chapters were posted in the drabble collections – Round Nine through Fourteen. Since so many have asked me to post these as their own story, I've decided to compile them here. Originally written as a response to the GrangerSnape100 LJ challenge "Choices".

*** Chapters 125 to 136 are new with this posting ***

18,282 Words,  Started 04/11/2006,  Updated 04/15/2007

Romance General post-HBP/HBP compliant Potions Under Duress 4,518 Words 1 Chapter Complete

You Win

by Pearle

52 Ratings, 0 Likes, 82 Favorites )

An angry and annoyed Hermione has decided to give up on "Project: Friend Snape." But sometimes we miss most what we can no longer have.


Note: The M(R) rating is basically for one word in the story, even the imagery is not as explicit as the rating.

4,518 Words,  Started 12/07/2006,  Completed 12/07/2006

Humor Mystery/Suspense Drama Angst Romance General Potions Under Duress 16,374 Words 8 Chapters Complete

Nevermore

by Pearle

47 Ratings, 0 Likes, 59 Favorites )

The war is long over and life has settled into a comfortable routine. Harry and his team of specialists have been charged with tracking down and dismantling Dark objects. While not part of the team, Harry has had occasion to call on his best friend's husband to help them. What started out as routine turned out to be anything but. One question remained: how was he going to explain to Hermione her husband had been turned into a bird?

A response to SouthernWitch69's chapter challenge. A mystery complete in eight chapters.Rating for later chapters. HPB compliant.

Chapter 8 – Epilogue – Quoth the Raven, "Nevermore"

A bit more information about Severus and Hermione, and a glimpse into the future.

This story is now complete.

16,374 Words,  Started 02/07/2006,  Completed 02/13/2006

Drama Angst Romance Smut General Alternate Universe Epilogue compliant post-DH/DH What Epilogue? Potions Under Duress 7,787 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Time Lapse

by Pearle

42 Ratings, 0 Likes, 50 Favorites )

“Oh my God! You’re dead! I saw you die.” Hermione’s face turned deathly white as she stared at the profile of the man she thought had died and left her alone to face the world without him. Time has started to run backward for our heroine, as we watch the story of her love affair with one Severus Snape play out from finish to start and start again. *Mostly DH compliant, but definitely EWE.

The idea for this odd fic comes from the Seinfeld episode, “The Apology.” The story runs backwards from the start of the episode when the group is attending a wedding in India, back to the beginning (or the very last scene of the episode) when the invitation to the wedding arrives in the mail, stuttering back randomly every few minutes as events are presented in reverse order.

7,787 Words,  Started 02/08/2008,  Completed 02/08/2008

Humor Romance Erotica Smut General Parody Alternate Universe Potions Under Duress 6,982 Words 4 Chapters Complete

Severus Snape and The Claiming of Sleeping Hermione

by Pearle

39 Ratings, 0 Likes, 75 Favorites )

He didn't hate Granger, but he wasn't exactly fond of her, either. So it was with great annoyance that Severus found himself pressed into service by Headmistress McGonagall to find the lost witch. Had anyone told him he would be enjoying the ample "favours" of the not-so-bookish know-it-all by the end of the day in an effort to get back to their reality, he would have promptly committed them to St Mungo's. But reality has a way of turning on you, and magic can have many different meanings.


A rather later response, more or less, to Lotm's "Lost in a good book challenge" on Wiktt. Complete in four chapters.

Chapter Four: There's No Place Like Home

6,982 Words,  Started 05/24/2006,  Completed 05/30/2006

Humor Drama Angst Romance General post-HBP/HBP compliant Potions Under Duress 7,213 Words 1 Chapter Complete

A Wizard's Guide

by Pearle

37 Ratings, 0 Likes, 81 Favorites )

The woman in the photo was her, right down to the birthmark she had on her right hip, but why Snape would have a copy of "The Wizard's Guide to the Kama Sutra" with her picture on it made no sense, but then, not everything is always as it seems.

Based on a drabble written for the GrangerSnape100 ‘It's not what it looks like Challenge.’

7,213 Words,  Started 06/01/2007,  Completed 06/01/2007

Humor Romance Erotica Smut General Slash post-HBP/HBP compliant Potter Place Winter 2007 Prompt Challenges 3,130 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Possibilities

by Pearle

32 Ratings, 0 Likes, 75 Favorites )

Wars make strange bedfellows, but there are many ways to enjoy yourself if you're open to the possibilities. A response to Potter Place’s Winter 2007 Prompt Challenge- Prompt 33: Typical someone-walks-in-on-someone-else-bathing situation but with atypical results. SS/HG/RL. One-shot.

3,130 Words,  Started 04/20/2007,  Completed 04/20/2007

Humor Romance General Epilogue What Epilogue? Potions Under Duress 2,618 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Hooting

by Pearle

29 Ratings, 0 Likes, 16 Favorites )

Hogwarts has finally joined the twenty-first century, much to Severus’ annoyance. He’d assumed only owls hooted; evidentially, he was wrong.


SS/HG, One-shot; DH compliant - but definitely EWE.

2,618 Words,  Started 01/11/2010,  Completed 01/11/2010

Drama Angst Romance General Potions Under Duress 15,382 Words 6 Chapters WIP

Why Me: Three Sides of the Same Coin

by Pearle

28 Ratings, 0 Likes, 5 Favorites )

Another interlude into the marital infidelity of Hermione Weasley and Severus Snape. This time, they take a few people along with them.....
HGSS......Companion piece to Why and Why, Indeed

15,382 Words,  Started 09/26/2005,  Updated 09/27/2005

Humor Romance General Snapshot Alternate Universe Epilogue compliant post-DH/DH What Epilogue? Potions Under Duress 966 Words 1 Chapter Complete

April’s Fools

by Pearle

28 Ratings, 0 Likes, 15 Favorites )

April Fool’s Day is supposed to be peppered with harmless jokes and pranks designed to bring a smile to the faces of pranksters and those pranked, alike. And while the idea of pulling a joke on the dour Potions master is never a good idea, looking at Hermione, Harry had to wonder just where the joke had gone wrong? Oneshot; DH compliant - but definitely EWE.


A response to the challenge issued in the story “Snape’s Laughter” by whysnapesmiles. The story and rules can be found here: Click me.

966 Words,  Started 04/01/2008,  Completed 04/01/2008

Humor Drama Romance General Epilogue compliant post-DH/DH What Epilogue? Potions Under Duress 1,400 Words 1 Chapter Complete

The Butterfly Effect

by Pearle

27 Ratings, 0 Likes, 19 Favorites )

Why is Professor Snape clutching his forearm in pain? Has the Dark Lord risen again? Those seated at the High Table are left to wonder that very question as they witness Severus’ hurried exit from the Great Hall. Oneshot; DH compliant – but definitely EWE.


A response based on a mini-challenge by CharmedForce at Potter Place. Write a story based on the Butterfly Effect (i.e. a butterfly in China beating its wings causing a tornado in the Midwest).

1,400 Words,  Started 04/18/2008,  Completed 04/18/2008

Drama Angst Romance General Epilogue post-HBP/HBP compliant What Epilogue? Potions Under Duress 4,814 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Anatomically Correct

by Pearle

26 Ratings, 0 Likes, 32 Favorites )

The plushie’s glare was a remarkable copy of his own. He’d have thought it impossible to infuse such annoyance into a stuffed doll, but the evidence sat uncomfortably in his hands. Prodding the doll, he snarled as several question sprang to mind: Who created the doll (though the crossed WWW on the doll’s tag answered the who, more or less, just not which of the Weasley brothers he should kill), and why create a plush likeness of himself? But, really, the main question that echoed over and over in his mind was: Why was the doll anatomically correct, and why had he found a copy of the plushie on Hermione’s workbench?

4,814 Words,  Started 02/20/2009,  Completed 02/20/2009

Humor Drama Angst Romance General Alternate Universe Epilogue post-HBP/HBP compliant post-DH/DH What Epilogue? Potions Under Duress 6,228 Words 1 Chapter Complete

It’s A <i>Not</i> So Wonderful Life

by Pearle

26 Ratings, 0 Likes, 31 Favorites )

Overcome with despair, Severus wishes he’d never survived the final battle. A compassionate angel shows him what the world would be like if he’d never lived.


The story is based on and borrows heavily from the film of almost the same name, Frank Capra's It's A Wonderful Life. Rating is for imagery. Mostly DH compliant, but still EWE.

6,228 Words,  Started 12/14/2007,  Completed 12/14/2007

Humor Romance General Epilogue compliant post-DH/DH What Epilogue? Potions Under Duress 1,310 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Fool’s Gold

by Pearle

25 Ratings, 0 Likes, 19 Favorites )

Severus glanced at the newspaper Professor Granger had left behind in the staff room. He found it hard to believe she had spent good money on such… trash, having serious doubts as to the witch’s continued intelligence if her taste in reading materials was anything to go on.


Written in answer to Southern’s Potter Place Spam Drabble Response…or Something Challenge. Details of the Challenge follow the story.

1,310 Words,  Started 02/19/2008,  Completed 02/19/2008

Humor Romance General post-HBP/HBP compliant Potions Under Duress 3,935 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Severus's Coq

by Pearle

24 Ratings, 0 Likes, 34 Favorites )

Severus had the biggest cock Hermione had ever seen, but she had no idea why he was keeping a pet chicken. A response to a challenge Shiv issued a long, long time ago.

3,935 Words,  Started 11/18/2006,  Completed 11/18/2006

Drama Romance General compliant post-DH/DH Potions Under Duress 3,790 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Destiny

by Pearle

23 Ratings, 0 Likes, 36 Favorites )

More than twenty years has passed since the defeat of Lord Voldemort. The unanswered questions that bothered Hermione at the end of the war have long been forgotten as the wizarding world continues to enjoy its hard won peace, but a ghost from her past may hold the key to unlocking the unknown.

Spoiler Warning: The story takes place one year after the end of Deathly Hallows and contains spoilers for the book.

3,790 Words,  Started 08/04/2007,  Completed 08/04/2007

Humor Romance Erotica Smut General post-HBP/HBP compliant Potions Under Duress 5,117 Words 1 Chapter Complete

You Win: A Very Happy Christmas, Indeed

by Pearle

18 Ratings, 0 Likes, 63 Favorites )

Project: Friend Snape seems to have turned into something far greater-Project: Shag Snape.

Note: A continuation of You Win, though can be read as a stand alone.

5,117 Words,  Started 12/16/2006,  Completed 12/16/2006

Drama Angst Romance General Epilogue compliant post-DH/DH What Epilogue? Potions Under Duress 1,686 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Shake Hands With The Devil

by Pearle

17 Ratings, 0 Likes, 15 Favorites )

Severus has been accused of many things; being the Devil is just one of them. Oneshot; DH compliant – but definitely EWE.

1,686 Words,  Started 04/22/2008,  Completed 04/22/2008

Humor Romance General Potions Under Duress 4,515 Words 1 Chapter Complete

What A Week I'm Having

by Pearle

17 Ratings, 0 Likes, 39 Favorites )

My response to the Wiktt Bondage Challenge. "Four more days. That's all I have to put up with you for. Four. More. Days. And then I can kiss Hogwarts and YOU goodbye." Hermione was yelling at him. But a lot can happen in four days and Hermione Granger and Severus Snape are about to find out just how much things can change in four days.

4,515 Words,  Started 09/24/2005,  Completed 09/24/2005

Humor General Epilogue compliant post-DH/DH What Epilogue? Potions Under Duress 3,306 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Time and Consequences

by Pearle

15 Ratings, 0 Likes, 7 Favorites )

Opportunity comes in many forms, if you know where to look for it.


Originally writen and posted to 'between2snakes' as a thank you to Ladyinthecloak for all she does.

3,306 Words,  Started 10/01/2009,  Completed 10/01/2009

Humor Romance General Potions Under Duress 719 Words 1 Chapter Complete

A Moment in Time in an Alternate Universe

by Pearle

14 Ratings, 0 Likes, 22 Favorites )

A moment in time that could never happen. My apologies in advance to JKR, Mae West, and all of You. This is meant to be one-shot. HG/SS

719 Words,  Started 04/17/2005,  Completed 04/17/2005

Erotica General Epilogue post-HBP/HBP compliant What Epilogue? Potions Under Duress 568 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Long Division

by Pearle

14 Ratings, 0 Likes, 7 Favorites )

Always the teacher, Severus decides to educate Hermione. Lucius, Hermione, Severus, Math, and Taxes.


For Shiv5468, because she was bored and has a fondness for SS/HG/LM.

568 Words,  Started 09/17/2008,  Completed 09/17/2008

Displaying Story 1 - 25 of 72 in total
← Previous 1 2 3 Next →

The Petulant Poetess

A moderated archive, hosting stories by authors who enjoy dabbling in the wonderful world of Harry Potter fanfiction.

More About The Petulant Poetess

© Copyrights. All rights reserved. ThePetulantPoetess.com

Explore

  • All Stories
  • by Author
  • by Category
  • by Character
  • by Genre

Links

  • General Information
  • Terms and Conditions
  • Message Board
  • Writers' Resources
  • Submission Rules