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To the Winner Go the Spoils
by sunny33
14 Ratings, 0 Likes, 5 Favorites )Hermione learns more than she sought when she visits Severus Snape.
520 Words, Started 06/14/2010, Completed 06/14/2010
Microwaveable Dinner
by lyn_f
14 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )Lucius is left at Spinner's End with nothing more than a two-litre bottle of Coca Cola and a microwaveable dinner. Will he figure out how to heat it so he can eat?
883 Words, Started 03/15/2009, Completed 03/15/2009
Yes, Lucius, I Know How It Is Done
14 Ratings, 0 Likes, 3 Favorites )Lucius suspects that Severus does not know how to handle a woman. Severus begs to differ.
694 Words, Started 05/31/2010, Completed 05/31/2010
The Final Ingredient
by OpalJade
14 Ratings, 0 Likes, 2 Favorites )A spelling mistake brings Professors Granger and Snape together.
1,048 Words, Started 07/07/2010, Completed 07/07/2010
Wolf at the Door
by PlaidPooka
14 Ratings, 0 Likes, 10 Favorites )**Complete** Remus Lupin's solitary habits cause him no end of trouble when his change does not take place as expected. Who will be able to help him and how shall he ever get to the help he so desperately needs?
11,034 Words, Started 07/30/2005, Completed 07/30/2005
My Guilty Pleasure
by belle4life
14 Ratings, 0 Likes, 5 Favorites )Someone is enjoying their guilty pleasure and they are interrupted.
119 Words, Started 02/05/2009, Completed 02/05/2009
Snape’s Start of Term Speech
14 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )Snape's thoughts behind his start of term speech.
574 Words, Started 08/13/2010, Completed 08/13/2010
Blessed Be the Cheesemakers
by kittylefish
13 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )Severus is utterly engrossed in watching ... something.
51 Words, Started 10/03/2008, Completed 10/03/2008
Braggart
13 Ratings, 0 Likes, 4 Favorites )Ron's got a big mouth. Uh-oh.
453 Words, Started 05/03/2009, Completed 05/03/2009
Bedchamber Chatter
13 Ratings, 0 Likes, 19 Favorites )Lucius, Hermione, and Severus have a post-coital chat.
1,780 Words, Started 06/29/2009, Completed 06/29/2009
Black Roses Red
by severina
13 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )Harry loses control of Kreacher and the Ambulans Stereotypicus settles over 12 Grimmauld Place. Ominous Dark signs, indeed, but nothing Snape and Hermione can't solve with a little help from Moody and Polyxena, the vigilant couple who make their second appearance.
11,677 Words, Started 08/18/2006, Updated 07/23/2007
I Dream of Plagiarism
by Cat Feral
13 Ratings, 0 Likes, 7 Favorites )Fanfiction invades the dreams of the staff.
1,516 Words, Started 06/25/2009, Completed 06/25/2009
Reclining Nude
by Savva
13 Ratings, 0 Likes, 3 Favorites )All it took was his father's crazy caprice and his son's fate was sealed. From that day in the French museum, young Malfoy knew exactly how his future wife was supposed to look. A little etude for a gloomy day.
1,637 Words, Started 01/20/2011, Completed 01/20/2011
Spot of Bother
by luvsev
13 Ratings, 0 Likes, 2 Favorites )Luna finally gets tired of her shoes going missing.
345 Words, Started 03/01/2009, Completed 03/01/2009
Potential
by ubiquirk
13 Ratings, 0 Likes, 18 Favorites )Family obligations can be a pain in the arse, and they’ve landed an increasingly bitter and sarcastic Hermione an unrewarding job in the Muggle world. Just who can incite her to save herself? Why, someone even snarkier, that’s who.
6,207 Words, Started 07/17/2007, Completed 07/17/2007
Straight to the Point
13 Ratings, 0 Likes, 8 Favorites )Hermione Granger is trying to live her life after the war as peacefully as she can. One day, a surprise left at her place of employ changes all of that. AU, mild language.
3,990 Words, Started 06/16/2009, Updated 07/18/2009
Ladies Who Lunch
13 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )It was just idle conversation. Fleur/Hermione/Angelina.
49 Words, Started 06/12/2012, Completed 06/12/2012
Moaning Myrtle's Mambo Number 5 (sung to Lou Bega’s Mambo #5)
by dracontia
13 Ratings, 0 Likes, 4 Favorites )Summary: Moaning Myrtle. Mambo #5. Do I really have to go on? Good, clean, er, lewd fun!
688 Words, Started 06/30/2007, Completed 06/30/2007
I'm A Clever Girl sung to Barbie Girl by Aqua
by JustJeanette
13 Ratings, 0 Likes, 1 Favorite )It would seem I have a death wish. I've finally released "I'm A Clever Girl" for your consideration. I don't own Harry Potter or the song "Barbie Girl" by Aqua but I am a strange individual and this is the result.
Severus and Hermione sing together... ;)
416 Words, Started 06/23/2007, Completed 06/23/2007
Bottoms Up
by kalina_blue
13 Ratings, 0 Likes, 9 Favorites )Hermione and Draco have to serve detention with Snape, but they are not the only ones. Beware of the Hufflepuffs.
3,279 Words, Started 11/17/2008, Completed 11/17/2008
Avada Kedavra
by JustJeanette
13 Ratings, 0 Likes, 4 Favorites )Avada Kedavra Sung to Hakuna Matata.
Adding a warning... DO NOT read this whilst anywhere near liquids... I will not be held responsible for keyboard or monitor damage.... ;)
300 Words, Started 06/17/2007, Completed 06/17/2007
Sunday Activities
by BrenaMarie
13 Ratings, 0 Likes, 7 Favorites )Severus found a new hobby while on vacation. What happens when the Weasley twins find out?
1,228 Words, Started 10/04/2009, Completed 10/04/2009
Polyjuice Cravings
by Marti
13 Ratings, 0 Likes, 21 Favorites )A pregnant Severus wants something
2,051 Words, Started 06/14/2007, Completed 06/14/2007
Kwik Work On A Broken Heart
by beaweasley2
13 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )During the war of Voldemort’s first rising, Emmeline Vance suffered the losses of friends and family. Nevertheless, as they say, time heals all wounds. It can also bring happiness. And so it was for Emmeline that during the time between Voldemort's disappearance and his return, she found some romance during this brief period of peace.
5,623 Words, Started 09/08/2008, Completed 09/08/2008
His Galatea
by linlawless
13 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )When Hermione hears about a certain piece of artwork on display at Malfoy Manor, Ron has some explaining to do...
536 Words, Started 06/03/2012, Completed 06/03/2012