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Happily Ever After

by kbauman24601

Professor Snape and Ministry employee Granger get unwillingly sucked into a novel. My answer to the Lost In A Book Challenge by LotM.

48,383 Words,  Started 03/23/2006,  Completed 03/26/2008

The Thing With Wings

by bluewillow

Severus and Hermione bump into each other in NYC after the war and an unlikely friendship slowly develops.

20,285 Words,  Started 12/20/2009,  Completed 04/25/2010

Parody: The Amazing Seventh Year Crush

by Southern_Witch_69

Seventh-year Hermione has a crush on her Potions master. She'll do what she must to have him.

17,224 Words,  Started 08/10/2009,  Completed 08/15/2009

Too Wise to Woo

by Lady Apythia

The war is over and the last of the Death Eaters have been rounded up and sent to Azkaban. Moved by the spirit of celebration and blissful in their own new-found contentment, Hermione Granger's friends begin to wonder if the never-ending battle of wits between she and Severus Snape isn't a hint of something more. When they decide to test their theory with a little matchmaking scheme, their meddling puts Snape in a position to save Hermione from a debilitating evil. But how far is he willing to go to help her?

17,180 Words,  Started 02/04/2007,  Completed 03/03/2007

Biting Back

by a_bees_buzz

The Ministry of Magic has decreed that Muggle-born witches must marry and breed with pure-bloods. You've read that one before, have you? Not like this. Hermione has her own, unique way of dealing with the situation.

1,500 Words,  Started 01/29/2008,  Completed 01/29/2008

Cuckoo in the Nest: The Baby Dialogues

by melusin

Already experiencing a miserable second pregnancy, Hermione receives an unexpected surprise...

**Winner: Best Short, HG/SS Awards, Third Round, 2008.**

9,005 Words,  Started 10/04/2007,  Completed 10/04/2007

Seven Brides For Seven Snapes

by richardgloucester

Severus Snape has decided he needs a wife, and Hermione is the lucky woman he picks for the job. But he hasn't told her everything she needs to know...

34,790 Words,  Started 09/05/2010,  Completed 09/05/2010

Summer School (For The Romantically Challenged)

by Proulxes

Dear Severus, Following our recent conversation, I am writing to confirm that you have agreed to take part in our new Summer Extension Programme at school. Working as part of a team with school staff and visiting professors, you will be partly responsible for the delivery of 'Perfect Your Potion Making!' a challenging and inspiring course for adult learners....

17,020 Words,  Started 03/10/2013,  Completed 04/09/2013

Handbook for the Recently Deceased

by Clairvoyant

Snape awakens in the Shrieking Shack to find his world upended. A story written for MoreThanMolly, the LJ community celebrating the awesomeness of überfangirls MollysSister and MoreThanSirius.

54,333 Words,  Started 02/20/2014,  Completed 05/08/2014

Strategic Negotiations or Not Wasted on a Weasley

by fizzabella

A Marriage Law Challenge with a twist. Hermione Granger is really a pure-blood witch, and Severus Snape has the unenviable task of choosing between the Insufferable Know-It-All and two other bachelorettes.

8,930 Words,  Started 05/19/2008,  Completed 06/01/2008

The Wayward Wand

by Hechicera

A brothel in Knockturn Alley serves a variety of our favorite (and not-so-favorite) characters.

13,030 Words,  Started 06/05/2009,  Updated 10/14/2009

What I Want My Words to Do to You

by Ladymage Samiko

When Snape receives a letter from a 'secret admirer', the correspondence proceeds in a manner that is anything but orthodox.

12,727 Words,  Started 04/16/2008,  Completed 07/07/2008

Snape's Shakespearean Revelation

by snapemylove

My response to the Potter Place's Winter Prompt Challenge, Prompt #22. What happens when Snape is inadvertently hit with an obscure curse that forces its victim to declare his secret love? He doesn't even release he has a secret heart's desire until the spell forces him to declare it, publicly, in Shakespearean prose no less!

8,254 Words,  Started 03/15/2007,  Completed 04/27/2007

Prisoner of Hope

by White Eyebrow

Alastor Moody's defining battle will not be fought without, but within.

100,003 Words,  Started 01/22/2011,  Updated 04/14/2014

On Veelas, Light and Dark

by linlawless

A heart-broken Hermione seeks solace in the library, where she learns more than she ever expected about things – and people – she couldn't have predicted.

9,716 Words,  Started 09/15/2013,  Updated 11/11/2013

The Games People Play

by magalena

A game of 'truth or dare' ensues; is Severus up to the challenge? Adapted from a series of drabbles for the granger/snape100 challenge 'truth or dare.'

3,376 Words,  Started 11/01/2009,  Completed 11/23/2009

New Beginnings

by magalena

It's nine years post war. Hermione has just had a traumatic break-up with her fiance, Theodore Nott. Hurt and disillusioned with her life, she retreats to a cottage in rural Ireland that she inherited from a great-aunt. You'll never guess who else has been living a peaceful life in the Muggle world in the same small village for the past eight years.

28,485 Words,  Started 04/28/2010,  Completed 06/16/2010

Matrimony

by ladyofthemasque

An orphaned Hermione must marry quickly, or lose her inheritance.

24,053 Words,  Started 06/07/2005,  Completed 06/07/2005

I Still Don't Like You

by sunny33

Hermione is Chosen to be an Unspeakable. She’s not too happy with their methods or her assigned partner.

16,059 Words,  Started 08/17/2013,  Completed 12/04/2013

A Sticky Situation

by RedOrchid

A Potions accident makes professor and student incapable of keeping their hands off each other – literally. Very loosely based on the WIKTT Bound Challenge.

8,287 Words,  Started 01/22/2008,  Completed 01/30/2008

A Good Day

by a_bees_buzz

If Severus survives the war (assuming that the good guys will win), in the immediate aftermath his life will be hell. Oh, he may be pardoned eventually, or even exonerated. He might manage to hide out until the charges are dropped. But there are going to be rough times. Nothing he can't handle; his life has always been pretty miserable. But. What if there aren't? How would Severus Snape respond to a world in which things go his way?

8,736 Words,  Started 07/11/2007,  Completed 07/11/2007

A Taxing Affair

by richardgloucester

The Prime Minister needs money. It strikes him that he knows where there may be some to be found. Severus and Hermione join forces to thwart him and to protect Lucius Malfoy, who has the most to lose.

43,862 Words,  Started 02/02/2010,  Completed 02/03/2010

A Message from Leaky

by Lariope

A letter, ill-thought out and accidentally delivered, acts as a catalyst between Professors Snape and Granger. Written by OpalJade and Lariope.

1,297 Words,  Started 11/11/2009,  Updated 11/11/2009

The Ice-Cream Man Cometh

by Clairvoyant

Unspeakable Severus Snape accepts an unusual assignment without considering the consequences. His colleague Hermione Granger reluctantly helps prepare him for the mysterious mission. How will these two solitary, headstrong individuals learn to play nice together?

24,197 Words,  Started 01/20/2012,  Completed 04/05/2012

Revival

by potionmastersmistress

Snape is alive – only he doesn't believe it. He lays in a deep coma at St. Mungo's, his mind locked in an afterlife of his own making. Occlumency shields prevented the best mind healers from intervening. He's considered a hopeless case – but there's this irritating know-it-all with a crazy shaman trance plan and a boy-who-just-won't-bugger-off.

11,302 Words,  Started 12/11/2007,  Updated 03/12/2008