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Lotions and Potions

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9: Chapter 9

Lotions and Potions

sc010f

143 Reviews   |   143 Ratings, 0 Likes, 124 Favorites )

Humor Romance Potions Under Duress 13,502 Words 9 Chapters Complete
Blaise Zabini Draco Malfoy Fred Weasley George Weasley Harry Potter Hermione Granger Neville Longbottom Other Canon Witch/Wizard Ronald Weasley Severus Snape Mr. Granger Mrs. Granger Ernie MacMillan Ginevra Weasley

Severus Snape has been dead for years, and Hermione is incensed that Weasleys' Wizarding Wheezes could possibly be capitalizing on his name to sell beauty products. Written for Lulabelle72's prompt, "the late Severus Snape presents".

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Chapters (9)

Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Chapter 2: Chapter 2

Chapter 3: Chapter 3

Chapter 4: Chapter 4

Chapter 5: Chapter 5

Chapter 6: Chapter 6

Chapter 7: Chapter 7

Chapter 8: Chapter 8

Chapter 9: Chapter 9


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Member Since 2007  |  11 Stories  |  Favorited by 145  |  114 Reviews Written  |  795 Review Responses

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10/10

beaweasley2

He doesn't have his magic?  What? He played his part so well, and the scene in the front garden - wow. But why didn't she Apparate him home instead of making his walk in the rain?

Response from sc010f (Author of Lotions and Potions)

*looks mysterious* More will be revealed.I'm so glad you're enjoying this! :)

10/10

beaweasley2

Oh gads, she is adorable and he's crotchety! Perfect for them. Her stunt worked - well worked on him at least. LOL

Response from sc010f (Author of Lotions and Potions)

Thank you so much! :)

10/10

beaweasley2

Oh so cool! Neville saved Severus and his Gran took care of him. But how is it that Neville didn't know Severus survived? I think Hermione needs another cat, btw. And Severus needs another visitor - or a second visit!

Response from sc010f (Author of Lotions and Potions)

I'm so glad you're enjoying this! :)

10/10

beaweasley2

Oh well done! I'd nver know that English wasn't your native tongue. I really like how indignant she became over the products. ANd her vigil to his grave - but the shock at the end - that was a stunner!

Response from sc010f (Author of Lotions and Potions)

Thanks! I'm so glad you're enjoying this! :)

0/10

HermioneJeanSnape

Ooh, sneaky sneaky witch! GENIUS!!!! Heehee, lemon time!

Response from sc010f (Author of Lotions and Potions)

*g* Thank you so much! :)

0/10

rhiannon113

I love Draco and Blaze, they are too funny. I can't believe he caved! I really loved your choice to make the feel of the magic the thing that put him over the edge. OOOOoooooo! Can we be expecting any lemons??? LOL

Response from sc010f (Author of Lotions and Potions)

*g* I'm so glad you're enjoying this! Lemons soon, I promise!

0/10

snapefan2007

EEE!  I loved it!  I can't wait to read more and see what happens next! 

Response from sc010f (Author of Lotions and Potions)

Thank you so much! :) I'm so glad you're enjoying this!

10/10

pickles

Mmm, I wonder if she will have 2nd thoughts before or after the fact.Great chapter.Waiting for more.

Response from sc010f (Author of Lotions and Potions)

Thank you so much! More is coming soon!

10/10

sinbad

Very good, Hermione finally wore him down.  I hope her theory is correct as the world is just a bit bleaker without Severus snarking the halls of Hogwarts.

Response from sc010f (Author of Lotions and Potions)

Thank you so much! I'm so glad you're enjoying this!

0/10

Ugly Kitten

*pouts* Now that's just fully unfair, that! Just when we was gettin' to the good part, too.

I would have liked some more transitions between time jumps, as they were a might disorientating. @_@

Response from Ugly Kitten (Reviewer)

One thing I forgot to add: Sev says something about being "bound to" Hermione for the rest of their lives. Does this mean that in your version of things, wizarding sex is the same as a binding magical contract of sorts?

Response from sc010f (Author of Lotions and Potions)

*evil laugh*It worked out rather conveniently! Sorry about the disorientation - but I couldn't let Severus give in THAT easily... it'd not be fun!And as for your question - it's more the nature of the spell in this case. A convenient side effect for a future relationship! ;)

10/10

Anonymous

Wonderful chapter! The interaction is great, and so did she finally get her way... *giggles*

Author's Response: Thank you so much! :)

10/10

sinbad

Oh I bet Severus loved that bit of information.  It may have come across better if he didn't think she was drinking.  I'm not sure if he bought the spilled drink story...

Response from sc010f (Author of Lotions and Potions)

*g* Undoubtely, he did not! :)

0/10

sunny33

Well, why  not? :)

Response from sc010f (Author of Lotions and Potions)

Of course! A natural solution!

0/10

snapefan2007

mwa ha ha ha ha... that was a great chapter ending!  I can't wait to read more!

Response from sc010f (Author of Lotions and Potions)

Thank you so much! :)I'm so glad you enjoyed it!

10/10

SeverusLovesUs

I thought your explanation of magic was really neat. Makes a lot of sense, too. And, oh, does it work well for leading the way to an HG/SS shag! I can't wait to see his reaction.

Response from sc010f (Author of Lotions and Potions)

Thank you so much! :)And indeed, it's an excellent excuse to get the two of them into bed! ;)

0/10

kimjo2

oh, humorous evil cliffie!  i'm dying to find out how he reacts!  wonderful update.  thanks so much

Response from sc010f (Author of Lotions and Potions)

*g* Thank you so much! I'm so glad you enjoyed this!

0/10

Ugly Kitten

I absolutely adore the beginning of this chapter. Yes, no, yes, no, yes, no... bloody well DO it, you stupid girl, is what I was thinkin'. XD And I was just laughing the whole time. And then the end... I'm laughing too hard to think coherent thoughts, sorry. XP

Response from sc010f (Author of Lotions and Potions)

Thank you so much! :)I'm so glad you enjoyed this!

0/10

ClayPotter

Aaah... What a wonderful way to restore Snape's magic. I'm jealous.I can hardly wait to see his reaction.

Response from sc010f (Author of Lotions and Potions)

Thank you so much! :)I'm so glad you're enjoying this!

10/10

Anonymous

Great chapter! I really enjoyed myself. The best is the last line, though- and oh what an evil cliffie! *giggles*

Author's Response: Thank you so much! :)

I'm so glad you're enjoying this!

10/10

Muggline

*Fat Grin* now isn't this interesting ;-)

Response from sc010f (Author of Lotions and Potions)

heee! It is very interesting, isn't it! ;)I'm so glad you're enjoying this!

10/10

CharmedForce

Brilliant! Hahaha... Snape's gonna love that. 

Response from sc010f (Author of Lotions and Potions)

Oh, yeah. He's gonna be thrilled!I'm so glad you're enjoying this! :)

0/10

banshee_of_scotland

I wish that there was dramatic music to go with that cliffie--you know, like duh duh DUH! Then maybe a narrator asking the reader rhetorical questions, but that wouldn't necessarily make a whole lot of sense.

Response from sc010f (Author of Lotions and Potions)

Oh, without a doubt!Truly an evil cliffie!

9/10

Kureneko

ahahaha! I just KNEW it went along something like this! lol I feel bad for Hermione.. because of Severus' reaction! Again, great story, and please update again soon! :)

Response from sc010f (Author of Lotions and Potions)

Thank you so much! I'm so glad you're enjoying this!

10/10

faeriebell

Yes! I cannot wait to see Snape's sputtering response!!

Response from sc010f (Author of Lotions and Potions)

*g* Thank you so much! :)

0/10

rhiannon113

I think the best words for a tiime like this are 'Holy Crap!'  I'm positively stunned that she just up and said it. Said it to Severus Snape. Bloody Brilliant. I also like the bit with Neville explaining what had happened, the poor dear. But the ending!! You really must update soon. =]

Response from sc010f (Author of Lotions and Potions)

Thank you so much! :)I'm so glad you're enjoying this! :D

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