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Lotions and Potions

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Lotions and Potions

sc010f

143 Reviews   |   143 Ratings, 0 Likes, 124 Favorites )

Humor Romance Potions Under Duress 13,502 Words 9 Chapters Complete
Blaise Zabini Draco Malfoy Fred Weasley George Weasley Harry Potter Hermione Granger Neville Longbottom Other Canon Witch/Wizard Ronald Weasley Severus Snape Mr. Granger Mrs. Granger Ernie MacMillan Ginevra Weasley

Severus Snape has been dead for years, and Hermione is incensed that Weasleys' Wizarding Wheezes could possibly be capitalizing on his name to sell beauty products. Written for Lulabelle72's prompt, "the late Severus Snape presents".

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Chapters (9)

Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Chapter 2: Chapter 2

Chapter 3: Chapter 3

Chapter 4: Chapter 4

Chapter 5: Chapter 5

Chapter 6: Chapter 6

Chapter 7: Chapter 7

Chapter 8: Chapter 8

Chapter 9: Chapter 9


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sc010f

Member Since 2007  |  11 Stories  |  Favorited by 145  |  114 Reviews Written  |  795 Review Responses

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Merlina Thalia

This is good so far...more please:)

Response from sc010f (Author of Lotions and Potions)

Thank you so much! More is coming!

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rhiannon113

Drunken Ernie is much funnier than pompus Ernie. Too funny. Can she heal Severus? I certainly hope so, though with his pride in the way...Great story!

Response from sc010f (Author of Lotions and Potions)

Thank you so much!Yes, drunk!Ernie is a lot of fun!  And as for healing Severus? Well, soon, I hope things will be revealed!

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snapefan2007

Ha, that was great.  i can't wait to read the next one...

Response from sc010f (Author of Lotions and Potions)

Thank you so much! :)

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HermioneJeanSnape

"Well," he finally said with a certain lascivious dignity, "I have a bloody great snake if you're interested."xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDHeehee. Positively fantastic! Hmm, what did that snakey bitch Nagini do, I wonder?

Response from sc010f (Author of Lotions and Potions)

*giggles*Thank you so much! I'm so glad you're enjoying this! :)

9/10

ClayPotter

Excellent start. I can hardly wait to read more.

Response from sc010f (Author of Lotions and Potions)

Thank you so much! :)More soon to come! 

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mom7knox

really great opening - good dialoge and nice timing - keep up the good work and thanks!

Response from sc010f (Author of Lotions and Potions)

Thank you so much! :)More coming soon!

10/10

Muggline

Heheee - great ending! But of course you knew that before you posted it, right?

Response from sc010f (Author of Lotions and Potions)

Awww, thanks anyway! :)Glad you enjoyed this!

10/10

livvy6

Great start!Livvy

Response from sc010f (Author of Lotions and Potions)

Thank you! :)

10/10

pookah

I like those stories where they all think he'd dead!  Thanks for this; it looks like it'll be a lot of fun.  You packed in a fair ammount of backsotry for only one chapter.  but not in a bad way, in a good way.

Response from sc010f (Author of Lotions and Potions)

Thank you so much! :)I'm glad you enjoyed this and yeah, backstory always makes me itch, so I try to get it over with as fast as possible or weave it in when you don't notice it!

Response from pookah (Reviewer)

Oh, I forget to mention Threepwood! I have never run into that surname outside of P. G. Wodehouse. 

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asnapeintime

Very intriguing..I'll definately be back for more.

Response from sc010f (Author of Lotions and Potions)

Thank you so much! :)More is coming!

10/10

itchyfoot

I love it when he's alive after all, hehehe.  Looking forward to more.

Response from sc010f (Author of Lotions and Potions)

Thank you so much! :)More is coming!

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HermioneJeanSnape

Talk about a heart attack moment! Yikes!

Response from sc010f (Author of Lotions and Potions)

*g*Thanks! :)More coming!

10/10

Persevero

Splendid start!

Response from sc010f (Author of Lotions and Potions)

Thank you! :)

10/10

cenicienta

Love the comments in between sentences. Is something I do constantly when I talk or think... Ginny sounds very patronizing… the apple does not fall off far from the tree I guess. Interesting plot and hope to read more soon!

Response from sc010f (Author of Lotions and Potions)

Thank you so much! :)I'm so glad you're enjoying this!More is coming.

9/10

Anonymous

Oh, lovely! What a nice surprise! :o)

Author's Response: Thank you so much! :)

10/10

Hope24

Ooo, this looks good. :)

Response from sc010f (Author of Lotions and Potions)

Thank you so much! :)

9/10

Kureneko

Wow, that was really unexpected(sort of, because it is a SSHG afterall!) It made me laugh a bit, and I'm really looking forward towards your next update! ;)

Response from sc010f (Author of Lotions and Potions)

Thank you so much! More is coming!

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gifarlme

oh my!  this looks like fun!

Response from sc010f (Author of Lotions and Potions)

*g*Thank you! :)(:

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