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Lotions and Potions

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Lotions and Potions

sc010f

143 Reviews   |   143 Ratings, 0 Likes, 124 Favorites )

Humor Romance Potions Under Duress 13,502 Words 9 Chapters Complete
Blaise Zabini Draco Malfoy Fred Weasley George Weasley Harry Potter Hermione Granger Neville Longbottom Other Canon Witch/Wizard Ronald Weasley Severus Snape Mr. Granger Mrs. Granger Ernie MacMillan Ginevra Weasley

Severus Snape has been dead for years, and Hermione is incensed that Weasleys' Wizarding Wheezes could possibly be capitalizing on his name to sell beauty products. Written for Lulabelle72's prompt, "the late Severus Snape presents".

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Chapters (9)

Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Chapter 2: Chapter 2

Chapter 3: Chapter 3

Chapter 4: Chapter 4

Chapter 5: Chapter 5

Chapter 6: Chapter 6

Chapter 7: Chapter 7

Chapter 8: Chapter 8

Chapter 9: Chapter 9


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sc010f

Member Since 2007  |  11 Stories  |  Favorited by 145  |  114 Reviews Written  |  795 Review Responses

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HermioneJeanSnape

Woohoo!!!! Yesyesyesyesyes! Whootwhoot! Best...solution...ever! On to the indignity, then the lemons!

Response from sc010f (Author of Lotions and Potions)

*giggles*Thank you so much! :)I'm so glad you enjoyed this!

10/10

pickles

love it!

Response from sc010f (Author of Lotions and Potions)

Thank you! :)

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snapefan2007

wow, that was a great chapter.  i can't wait to read the next one!

Response from sc010f (Author of Lotions and Potions)

Thank you so much! :)

10/10

pickles

Wow what a powerful ending of this chapter.Bet she wasn't expecting to be told he had no more magic.Waiting for more.Hopefully soon.

Response from sc010f (Author of Lotions and Potions)

Thank you so much! :)Nope, she wasn't expecting that at all! More is coming! ;)

Response from pickles (Reviewer)

Waiting on pins and needles.Hurray it's starting to hurt.

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kimjo2

lost his magic, eh?  that would explain a lot.  what a facinating story and i look forward to where it's going...actually, i think i know where i'm looking forward to how we'll get there.  thanks so much

Response from sc010f (Author of Lotions and Potions)

Thank you so much.Yeah, the direction it's going is not going to be a surprise to anyone, but the ride'll be fun! ;)

10/10

ClayPotter

How very intriuging. Now why would he be forced to live without his magic?

Response from sc010f (Author of Lotions and Potions)

Why indeed? :) More is coming!I'm so glad you're enjoying this!

10/10

Muggline

Now that was an interesting turn of events. More, please!

Response from sc010f (Author of Lotions and Potions)

Thank you so much! I'm so glad you're enjoying this!

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indigo_rose

No more magic?  The plot thickens...  Hmm.  I think Snape lashed out because he doesn't know why he's talking to Hermione.  After all, if he's been eavesdropping on her graveyard visits then he knows very well that she has conversations with his headstone!  Not the sort of behavior you'd expect from someone who didn't really think you were dead.  But what's with the lack of magic???  I must know!

Response from sc010f (Author of Lotions and Potions)

*g* Thank you so much! More is coming and more will be revealed! :)

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rhiannon113

I'd like to congratulate you for one of the most unsettling things I've read in some time. The way he goes from naught to sixty in a moment is truly remarkable. I suppose it makes perfect sense, as he's a spy and all, but still *shivers* you've done a lovely job. 

Response from sc010f (Author of Lotions and Potions)

*g* Thank you so much! I'm glad that you're engaged by this story!More coming!

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sunny33

Suppose he had to be a good actor when he was spying. :)

Response from sc010f (Author of Lotions and Potions)

Indeed! :)I'm so glad you're enjoying this!

10/10

Muggline

Well, aren't Hermione's parents going to be surprised...

Response from sc010f (Author of Lotions and Potions)

Indeed, I think they're in for a shock! ;)

10/10

SeverusLovesUs

The Severus you depicted is dreamy, and that is not so easily done in my book!

Response from sc010f (Author of Lotions and Potions)

*g* Thank you so much! ;)

10/10

SeverusLovesUs

I really like the set up you have here. Hermione's longterm solitude and obvious attachment to Snape was really interesting. I loved Draco and Blaise. They were great. Your summary was really well-written too. Drew me right in. Consider me hooked.

Response from sc010f (Author of Lotions and Potions)

Thank you so much! I'm so glad you're enjoying this! :)

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Ugly Kitten

 "... politely made conversation... " Er... somehow, I truly doubt it, Mione. ^^; I'm looking forward to the explanation for why he readily agreed... and why he won't apparate himself. Did Nagini's poison render him a Squib? O.O

Response from sc010f (Author of Lotions and Potions)

You might onto something there! More is coming, I promise!Thank you so much for reading and reviewing! :)

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sunny33

Giving him his own shampoo and conditioner! Hehe. :)

Response from sc010f (Author of Lotions and Potions)

Nobody could ever accuse Hermione of having tact! :)I'm so glad you're enjoying this!

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HermioneJeanSnape

Buahaha, evil present idea! And I love her threat xD

Response from sc010f (Author of Lotions and Potions)

*g* Thank you so much! :)

10/10

SeverusLovesUs

Hmmm, still interesting. I also wonder why he doesn't Apparate himself. I can't wait to see the luncheon.

Response from sc010f (Author of Lotions and Potions)

Thank you so much! :)

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rhiannon113

Oh dear, I wonder if such high expectations will be met?? *gulps* I'm not sure if Severus is the sort of come up with a hostess gift, and chat over the weather and rugby standings. But I'm dying to find out...

Response from sc010f (Author of Lotions and Potions)

*grins* No, Severus isn't exactly known for his dinner conversation, is he?I'm so glad you're enjoying this! :)

10/10

Elisabeth

Hmmm, something tells me that Hermione may need more than shortbread to clear the next hurdle. Your Resurrected! Snape had a terrifically matter-of-fact manner -- yes, yes, I'm alive, now off you go -- that had me snickering. Looking forward to the next update.

Response from sc010f (Author of Lotions and Potions)

Yes, shortbread will probably be insufficeint! ;)I'm so glad you're enjoying this, thank you!

10/10

Elisabeth

What a smashing beginning. I still hadn't gotten over my giggles at the product packaging and Draco's "Granger Danger" antics in the bar when you set off the final twist. Going off to read Chapter Two with great anticipation!

Response from sc010f (Author of Lotions and Potions)

Thank you so much! :)I'm so glad you're enjoying this!

10/10

MomoDesu

Two chapters and I'm already hooked. I like the idea, and I'm excited to see where you take it!

Response from sc010f (Author of Lotions and Potions)

Thank you so much! :)More is on the way!

10/10

Anonymous

Wonderful new chapter! I love your Snape, and am as curious about him as is Hermione. The Longbottom idea is simply brilliant, and I'm looking forward to Hermiones visit to Augusta...

Author's Response: Thank you so much! :)

I'm so glad you're enjoying this!

9/10

indigo_rose

It's very interesting that someone who apparently is so concerned about Hermione knowing he's alive told her in the first place! Very suspicious, I say... On the whole, I'm enjoying this story so far!  Can't wait to see if Neville's gran still wears the hat with the vulture on it!

Response from sc010f (Author of Lotions and Potions)

Indeed - there is much more going here than meets the eye!I'm so glad you're enjoying this! :)

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ClayPotter

Interesting, but way too short!The plot thickens... More, please.

Response from sc010f (Author of Lotions and Potions)

Thank you so much! :)More is on the way!

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sunny33

How does he get the royalties from the cosmetics without George knowing he is alive?  Or does George know?

Response from sc010f (Author of Lotions and Potions)

*looks mysterious*More is on the way that will explain much! :D

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