Table Etiquette
lilbitbord43 Reviews | 43 Ratings, 0 Likes, 88 Favorites )
Hermione is thrown in the middle of her parents' vicious divorce. Can two very delectable wizards help her through it with some very special lessons? Hermione/Remus/Severus threesome. Written for the Hermione_smut exchange.
Disclaimer: NOT DH compliant. I own nothing. I'm not making any money off of this story. If I was, I wouldn't have a secondhand laptop to work with. :)
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lilbitbord
Member Since 2006 | 6 Stories | Favorited by 18 | 44 Reviews Written | 84 Review Responses
I'm in my thirties and a mother of one sone that lives near Ann Arbor Michigan. I didn't get hooked on Harry Potter until after my sister-in-law came over and brought the first two movies. After I decided to sit down and read all 6 books, it took me under 2 weeks to get through all 6 of them, I couldn't put them down.
I started reading fan fiction right after I finished book six. I started off by reading only SS/OFC, then I found a wonderful author who got me hooked on SS/HG, I thank her everyday. It wasn't until recently that I started reading other HG fictions.
I'm favorite stories involve Hermione Granger and Charlie Weasley, Bill Weasley, Remus Lupin, Lucius Malfoy or Draco Malfoy.
I several stories and drabbles posted on various sites.
I NO LONGER UPDATE ON THIS SITE. ALL MY STORIES INCLUDING THE COMPLETED FIC "TABLE ETIQUETTE" ARE AT THE GRANGER ENCHANTED OR AT ADULT FANFICTION. THANK YOU
Reviews for Table Etiquette
I loved the description that Remus gave Harry on his feelings and Severus's feelings for Hermione. She has got them wrapped around her finger and does not even know it. Love the latest.
Hot, steamy, and oh my so much male - so little time. Their seduction of Hermione was just steamy. I loved all the smut that this chapter encompassed. When they both tasted her - it was too hot too handle - wonderfullly naughty writer!!!
How wonderful to have three such attentive men at ones disposal. This is a good light read when you want something fun and tantelizing. Keep up the good work.
Response from lilbitbord (Author of Table Etiquette)
When I write I like to keep things fairly light and fluffy. I figure one of these day I will write a drama filled story but for now I like thing humorus and light :) Thank you for the review 
This is a wonderfully hot story.
Response from lilbitbord (Author of Table Etiquette)
Thank you I am glad that you are enjoying it.
Lucky Hermione!!!! Can't wait to read what Severus has in store for her. 
Response from lilbitbord (Author of Table Etiquette)
Yes Hermione is very luck to have two sexy wizards at her disposal! Wouldn't we all like to switch places with her. 
hee hee hee I think Severus might be upset that he missed out on some fun. Well done.
Response from lilbitbord (Author of Table Etiquette)
Oh don't worry, Hermione will make it up to Severus Thank you for your review!
Oooh! I really like this story and I was super-happy to see that you decided to continue it.
Response from lilbitbord (Author of Table Etiquette)
Thank you! I had to continue it, there was too much left unsaid, and to much more fun to have with these three. 
Mhhhh, yes! Definitely still very yummy after reading it the -I don't know- third time, fourth time? More, please?
Response from lilbitbord (Author of Table Etiquette)
I am so happy with the response that this story is getting. I am having a blast writing. I so so glad that you are enjoying it :)
Nice fic, loving the humour in there. Great job!
Response from lilbitbord (Author of Table Etiquette)
Thank you! I have decided to continue this story, Chapter two finished, expect to see it in the next day or so. I love humor in my stories, expect more in chapter two :)
Response from lilbitbord (Author of Table Etiquette)
Thank you! I have decided to continue this story, Chapter two finished, expect to see it in the next day or so. I love humor in my stories, expect more in chapter two :)
may i suggest, respectfully, if this is a threesome story...that you add that warning so people who arent comfortable with that sort of thing arent confused. also, anyone searching for this sort of thing wont find this story if you dont have it labeled properly!but, i digress, HOT HOT HOT!
Response from lilbitbord (Author of Table Etiquette)
I am glad that you think the story is hot. And thank you for the review.I have in the warning area : Menage-a-Trois, which means threesome. You are the only person that has suggested that my story wasn't properly marked. And the summary of the story does suggest a threesome. I will add the word threesome to the end of the summary but I really don't think that it needs it.
Response from Diva0789 (Reviewer)
ahhh, my mistake then. my apologies! you needn't add the word threesome. it was an error on my part not yours. truly though, it is a great story.
Oh you have to continue the story! I LOVE IT! So damn sexy. And will everyone else pick up on it?! Oh the fun they could have at the breakfast table in the morning. lots of 'Mione you OK you're looking a little flushed' and very confusing wicked grins from our very sexy men and very wicked deeds under the table! lolAs I said. I love it!
Response from lilbitbord (Author of Table Etiquette)
I already have chapter two complete! I am just waiting for my beta to get back to me. There is a "morning after" in the begining of the chapter with Harry. Not quite what you wrote but I hope that you will like it when I am finally able to post it. Thank you for the review!
thank you for thr updat i will continue it till the endhugs and chocolate
Response from lilbitbord (Author of Table Etiquette)
Thank you for the review! I am glad that you are enjoying the story.
Sexy! I can't wait for more!
Response from lilbitbord (Author of Table Etiquette)
Thank you! I am glad that you are enjoying the story. Thanks for the review!
Such a hot story! Glad to see an update after so long. Please don't make us wait for a new chapter.
Response from lilbitbord (Author of Table Etiquette)
Thank you so much for the review. I am glad that you liked the new chapter. I am working on the next chapter now and I hope that I can get it done very soon.
It's too bad that her mum was so bitter and cold. How could she be so angry at Hermione simply for returning them home and giving them their lives back? Was she really such a tramp? 4?I'm just glad Hermione had her men to help her through it all.
Response from lilbitbord (Author of Table Etiquette)
Yes it was a good thing that Remus and Severus were there to help her through it. But I don't think we have hear the last of Mr & Mrs. Granger. I wonder what will happen in the next chapter??
Take all the time you need. I don't mind waiting when the result is so wonderful.
Response from lilbitbord (Author of Table Etiquette)
I was worried about this chapter. I was worried I went too over the top, but it seems to be getting good responses. Thank you for your reviews.
Absolytely lfantastic. I long to have been a fly on the wall to witness their expressions. Must have been priceless.
Response from lilbitbord (Author of Table Etiquette)
Thank you!
Please hit me (and very hard). I seem to have let slip not one but TWO wonderful chapters of this wonderful story (really need a bit of fun in my life right now). Please Mistress 
I'm begging forgive me.
Response from lilbitbord (Author of Table Etiquette)
*Smack* was that too hard? Don't worry I forgive you, this time. Don't let it happen again or I will send Remus after you.
Hmm you may like that.
Response from snitchette (Reviewer)
Try Severus and I could skip a chapter on purpose...
Response from lilbitbord (Author of Table Etiquette)
Lol Hmm, if I sent Severus we may never hear from you again!
Response from snitchette (Reviewer)
I think your absolutely right and I wouldn't that the whole world's readership (i mean kidnap Severus all for personnal use;)