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Stepping Out
by kittylefish
16 Ratings, 0 Likes, 1 Favorite )Five years after the war, rumors swirl about elusive war hero, Severus Snape, who has retired from the public eye. To set the rumors to rest, he agrees to appear at the gala celebrating victory in the Second Wizarding War, where he finds himself more popular than he expected.
53 Words, Started 12/31/2010, Completed 12/31/2010
Master Lucius’ Favourite Elf
16 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )Master Lucius’ favourite elf has a very special task. WARNING: This drabble has been written at 6:30 in the morning and is therefore extremely silly.
178 Words, Started 09/25/2009, Completed 09/25/2009
Just Like my Men
16 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )Female members of the Hogwarts faculty discuss the correlation between men and coffee.
557 Words, Started 09/16/2011, Completed 09/16/2011
Day Of The Dead
16 Ratings, 0 Likes, 7 Favorites )An Aztec scarf promises to give Hermione an especially memorable day. Written for the GrangerSnape100 LiveJournal challenge, "Hermione's Bad Day." Warning: Crude humor laced with bad taste.
499 Words, Started 09/09/2006, Completed 09/09/2006
Third Yule's A Charm
by pokeystar
16 Ratings, 0 Likes, 11 Favorites )Excerpts from Hermione's diary, over three holiday seasons.
3,603 Words, Started 02/19/2010, Completed 03/03/2010
Knuts To You
by Pennfana
16 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )Severus remembers why being careful with his words is a good idea.
384 Words, Started 06/09/2013, Completed 06/09/2013
The Bacchae
by corianderpie
15 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )Prompt: dark chocolate mousse is mistakenly served only to the guys at dinner, instead of the females - who are all pmsing. What happens?
113 Words, Started 12/20/2009, Completed 12/20/2009
The Potions Master
by kittylefish
15 Ratings, 0 Likes, 2 Favorites )This is my paean to – well, that should be obvious. Dedicated to crazed fangurls everywhere and to the brilliant fanfic authors who feed our addictions.
49 Words, Started 07/21/2008, Completed 07/21/2008
Great Bullshitters of Yesteryear
by scaranda
15 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )Week four of the Daily Prophet’s spectacular series of interviews: Great Bullshitters of Yesteryear, by Lee Jordan.
619 Words, Started 09/30/2011, Completed 09/30/2011
The Broken Road
by Britt1975
15 Ratings, 0 Likes, 29 Favorites )Hermione's Christmas doesn't go quite as she planned.
7,403 Words, Started 10/01/2007, Updated 10/01/2007
Death for Afternoon Tea
15 Ratings, 0 Likes, 1 Favorite )Severus meets a rather odd fellow in the Shrieking Shack—and discovers that the universe doesn't seem to want to allow him any dignity, even in death.
3,222 Words, Started 12/24/2010, Completed 12/24/2010
Shut Up
by belle4life
15 Ratings, 0 Likes, 3 Favorites )Hermione and Severus have an early morning tiff.
150 Words, Started 01/27/2009, Completed 01/27/2009
Blue Kisses
15 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )Who knew the color of attraction is blue?
435 Words, Started 08/21/2012, Completed 08/21/2012
New Beginning... A Chance for Love
by ShilohDarke
15 Ratings, 0 Likes, 75 Favorites )Five years have passed since the final battle. Both Harry and Ron died defeating Voldemort. Hermione has fled the wizarding world. She has created a life in the muggle world. However, Dumbledore has decided that enough time has gone by and he wants her return to Hogwarts, as a teacher. Who else would he send to retrieve her, but Snape?
21,552 Words, Started 07/13/2005, Completed 07/30/2005
Let it Go
by potterbrat
15 Ratings, 0 Likes, 2 Favorites )Third annual Christmas Filk. A reminder of why we're obsessed with the Harry Potter Books.
258 Words, Started 12/21/2009, Completed 12/21/2009
Returning A Favour
15 Ratings, 0 Likes, 1 Favorite )Severus Snape’s birthday had never been a particularly fantastic day. Leave it up to Granger to turn things around.
Warnings: Vaguely OOTP-compliant. Absolute schmoop. Hints of student-teacher romance and perhaps a ridiculous!Snape
2,471 Words, Started 12/06/2010, Completed 12/06/2010
Carbon Dating
15 Ratings, 0 Likes, 9 Favorites )Hermione's passing out presents at the Christmas party. What does Severus receive?
150 Words, Started 12/17/2009, Completed 12/17/2009
Visions From My Inner Eye
by sunny33
15 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )Sibyll Trelawney's proposed memoirs contain some interesting claims.
535 Words, Started 09/29/2011, Completed 09/29/2011
Dear Prince
by sunny33
15 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )Severus and Remus seek advice.
260 Words, Started 06/27/2012, Completed 06/27/2012
Ollivander's Os
by TeaOli
15 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )A young, hip (if a bit clueless) relative of Ollivander’s launches a line of comestibles called Ollivander’s Os. The line consists of foods and drinks packed into things they shouldn't be packed in, and each item is named after the food/drink plus the packing material. If you turn your nose up at box o’wine, then perhaps you’ve just been waiting for Tube o’Jam.
849 Words, Started 06/03/2012, Updated 06/03/2012
A Dreaded Detention
by sunny33
15 Ratings, 0 Likes, 2 Favorites )Someone has been very naughty!
120 Words, Started 07/07/2008, Completed 07/07/2008
Snape's Profound Question
by cflower
15 Ratings, 0 Likes, 11 Favorites )What question is more important than the existence of blue apples?
820 Words, Started 01/02/2009, Completed 01/02/2009
Peeved Peeves
15 Ratings, 0 Likes, 9 Favorites )Peeves decides to wreak havoc at the castle.
1,559 Words, Started 10/19/2005, Completed 10/19/2005
I Will Try Anything
15 Ratings, 0 Likes, 9 Favorites )A love potion intended for Draco is given to Hermione. PWP ensues. (femmeslash)
4,762 Words, Started 10/18/2005, Completed 10/18/2005