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You Win: A Very Happy Christmas, Indeed
by Pearle
18 Ratings, 0 Likes, 63 Favorites )Project: Friend Snape seems to have turned into something far greater-Project: Shag Snape.
Note: A continuation of You Win, though can be read as a stand alone.
5,117 Words, Started 12/16/2006, Completed 12/16/2006
Once Upon a Window Pane
by dracontia
18 Ratings, 0 Likes, 18 Favorites )Al wants Lily’s opinion, the Shrieking Shack wants a little cheer, Scorpius wants someone—anyone—to come to his rescue, and Professor Longbottom wants a potion for the headache. A certain ghost didn’t realize he wanted anything—until he got it.
3,360 Words, Started 03/22/2008, Completed 03/22/2008
A Bedtime Story
by Kailin
18 Ratings, 0 Likes, 15 Favorites )A short sequel to "Like Father, Like Daughter", which was a sequel to "Snape, A History"
1,484 Words, Started 05/17/2008, Completed 05/17/2008
Batman and Catwoman
18 Ratings, 0 Likes, 5 Favorites )Severus muses on his life while sitting at a Weasley family Halloween party. Sarcasm and irony abound.
640 Words, Started 10/25/2009, Completed 10/25/2009
Taking the Girls Shopping
by beaweasley2
18 Ratings, 0 Likes, 6 Favorites )Why the heck did Severus ever agree to go in the first place? Hermione knows.
422 Words, Started 02/14/2009, Completed 02/14/2009
A Likely Story
by pokeystar
18 Ratings, 0 Likes, 13 Favorites )Severus and Hermione work on a potion for the Order and end up in Dumbledore’s office. Uh-oh.
1,589 Words, Started 02/10/2010, Completed 02/10/2010
Dance with Me
by linlawless
18 Ratings, 0 Likes, 1 Favorite )Hermione ruins Severus’s plan to “enjoy” Minerva’s birthday party. But perhaps he won’t mind so much... Inspired by a prompt from the lovely and talented Subversa.
993 Words, Started 05/18/2013, Completed 05/18/2013
Signed, Sealed, and Delivered
by christev
18 Ratings, 0 Likes, 11 Favorites )Five years after Voldemort's demise, two very much changed battle veterans are reacquainted.
2,240 Words, Started 04/30/2009, Completed 04/30/2009
Spam
by Stefdarlin
18 Ratings, 0 Likes, 3 Favorites )Draco makes a technological discovery while snooping in Hermione's room.
461 Words, Started 02/22/2009, Completed 02/22/2009
Obliging Minerva
by MMADfan
17 Ratings, 0 Likes, 26 Favorites )The Headmaster's been very busy lately. His Transfiguration teacher needs some time with him. One-shot.
Not DH-compliant. Set in late October 1957.
3,438 Words, Started 10/29/2007, Completed 10/29/2007
The Unexpected Culprit
by linlawless
17 Ratings, 0 Likes, 3 Favorites )A potion has unusual effects on the drinker.
366 Words, Started 03/24/2013, Completed 03/24/2013
The Missing Ingredient
by magalena
17 Ratings, 0 Likes, 13 Favorites )Due to a potions mishap, Severus is stuck on Hermione, literally. Originally written as a series of drabbles for the granger/snape100 challenge 'stuck on you'. SS/HG
1,164 Words, Started 04/18/2009, Completed 04/18/2009
Met and Beset
by amsev
17 Ratings, 0 Likes, 21 Favorites )Mature audiences only, please. A while back, I challenged myself to write some smut with some sort of lemon in each chapter. This story is based loosely on the MLC and will eventually be a foursome of SS/HG/RH/LM. You have been warned...
8,435 Words, Started 09/22/2007, Updated 12/06/2007
Measuring Up
by dracontia
17 Ratings, 0 Likes, 14 Favorites )A conversation between Severus and Hermione about just what, exactly, he's been looking at on their computer. Not sure if this has been done before, but it might be passable for blowing off steam between longer stories!
401 Words, Started 08/06/2006, Completed 08/06/2006
The Dynamic Duo
by reets67
17 Ratings, 0 Likes, 3 Favorites )Severus and Hermione are invited to Harry and Draco's New Year's Eve Party...but they have to get dressed first.
714 Words, Started 04/11/2009, Completed 04/11/2009
Milady Headmistress
17 Ratings, 0 Likes, 12 Favorites )Hermione uses some time-proven methods to gain and hold the seat of ultimate power: Headmistress of Hogwarts. For the GS100 'Hermione as Headmistress challenge'.
212 Words, Started 07/05/2008, Completed 07/06/2008
Am I Normal?
by severina
17 Ratings, 0 Likes, 17 Favorites )A team-taught Sexual Education Seminar is foisted upon Hogwarts during GoF. Sadly, the teams of teachers aren't the best matches...
4,084 Words, Started 07/21/2006, Completed 08/12/2006
Beasts With Two Backs and Where to Find Them - i.e. In the Potions Master's Bedroom
by laurielove
17 Ratings, 0 Likes, 1 Favorite )Hermione and Severus explore the meaning of Hermione's fruity vocabulary. A sequel to 'Loose Lips, Slurred Slips'.
2,418 Words, Started 01/10/2012, Completed 01/10/2012
Heartburn Hotel
by Elisabeth
17 Ratings, 0 Likes, 25 Favorites )On the road, Hermione and Severus have a literary encounter of a frustrating kind. A post-Deathly Hallows fic, so please don't read if you hate spoilers.
929 Words, Started 07/23/2007, Completed 07/23/2007
The Four-House Tournament
17 Ratings, 0 Likes, 1 Favorite )Four unsuccessful Triwizard entrants arrange their own tournament. The prize: Snape.
56,433 Words, Started 07/02/2011, Completed 08/10/2011
All Hallows' Reckoning
by Proulxes
17 Ratings, 0 Likes, 7 Favorites )Something else from me for Halloween. It's 25 years since Godric's Hollow. Please find herein a bucket load of snarky rows, angst, swearing, and a pissed bonobo. Warning: the end of this is full of angry smut. Toxic lemons. Furious citrus. You get the idea….
7,901 Words, Started 11/11/2012, Completed 11/11/2012
I've Always Thought You Were Stupid
by cabepfir
17 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )A companion piece to A Summer in York from Snape's point of view. Warnings: quotes, references to religion, barbarisms.
6,563 Words, Started 08/06/2011, Completed 08/06/2011
Pride & Prejudice at Hogwarts
by Saz and Soph
17 Ratings, 0 Likes, 20 Favorites )The Ministry has assigned Hogwarts a challenge, a Muggle Film Making challenge. What will the film be, and what will happen when two people who love to hate each other, begin to hate to love each other? Please Review.
3,732 Words, Started 06/23/2006, Updated 06/23/2006