this is the best i have read for a long while! awesome writing, i so loved the build up and the finale, oh wow.

LOL Lucius to the rescue!

Percy will be the next Terranian Ambassador on Saturn, no?

Interesting chapter.

Oh, I'm so glad Lucius rescued the kitten!  My hero!  And his using the botched burglary to cover the true purpose of his visit was so clever and so perfectly Slytherin.  Well done!

Now ... I wonder why the Saturnian tried to steal her pussy?  Hmmm...  This has C.U.N.T. written all over it ...

:-)

"Wankers" Weasley FTW!!There are far too many awesome lines and bits in this chapter to comment on them all individually.  But despite having first read this a few days ago, this line has returned to my mind several times (and at the strangest moments!) ...“The current state of my cock, four letters.”  Utter genius.  Excellent job!!

Awwwww! What a sweet reunion! Now why was that C.U.N.T. after Hermione's kitty? Thank goodness Lucius saved the day! Though I wonder if he will be getting the reward he's been hoping for. Hee hee!

i love the image of lucius w/ a blue kitten!  this chapter was fabulous, karelia! :)

ahahah this was so fabulous. i love punny acronyms! :)

Well done !! I can't recall any of the words used in the chapter except Triskaidekaphobia. As these are tricky words, well *bows* Err, is Lucius aware he is not invited to said previously planned activities?

This is a great read--hee, hee--from Lucius' thorough self-absorption to wittle Wankers' love for his kidnapper.  What do they call that, Stockholm Syndrome?

Poor Lucius. He really is keen to get into the action.

I love Severus. He's brilliant.

Lucius pouted to himself as he stepped out of his fireplace. Why does she prefer him? What does she see in him? My hair looks better, my clothing is more elegant, I have more style, yet Granger chooses Severus…

Lucius just doesn't get it. Yes, Luce is very pretty. But Severus is literally sex on legs. Rowr!

Snape took the paper from her and regarded the headline with a smirk. “British Ministry Official Trapped by C.U.N.T,” he read. “You must admit, it is rather amusing.”“I admit nothing of the sort,” she said. Must not imagine Percy Weasley stuck in a giant...I was cracking up throughout this entire chapter!!!

Sounds like Severus was far more interested in persuing Hermione's assets than paying attention to her speculations. :DBTW... using that week's words as crossword clues, how clever!

Sounds like Hermione has a certain pair of sneaky Slytherins in quite a state.

Loved it!

Hey Honey! Omg, great chapter! I really do love this fic you guys have going here. It's so much fun! I'm glad that Percy was happy to see Miss Saturn again. :-) Too bad Severus & Hermione couldn't continue their previous activity. *Snerk. Much Love ~ Brena

Giving Hermione a kitten wa a great distraction ploy! :)

Great chapter! How did I read this and not review?  It must have been Nargles.  Or, the vision in my head of tangled up limbs and other assorted parts of the SS/HG/LM variety.  Now what was just doing... *resumes naughty daydream*

We're sure that Percy is smiling and not terrified, lol?  I'd actually be delighted if he formed a match with a Saturnian beauty.  That would be fun and not something you see every day.  :DI caught a couple of typos:exited the manor ready to Apparate the moment he’d leave the wards behind.^ Should be "left".

She likes Percy apparently and Too long probably…^ Reasonably certain there should be a comma before "apparently" and "probably", quite certain there should be a period at the end of the "too long" sentence even if it ends with an ellipses.

"..and if you think you get away with that just because of your alien status, you’re wrong.”^ Think you're missing a "can" between "you" and "get".

He sneered at Lucius and added. "Can we go inside, please?"^ Should be a comma after "added", not a period.

I was quite amused by Lucius actually needing to block the "13" before he can sit down.  Enjoyed his turning his being there into looking out for Hermione's well-being.  And I loved his musings as to why Hermione should like him better than Severus.  Hair looks nicer.  LOL.Looking forward to seeing how it turns out for the, er, trio. ;)

You guys almost, almost make me like Percy. Well done.

ROFL. That was a great chapter.

lol... Wankers! Priceless! hehehe

This was rather sweet.  Even Percy Weasley needs love, doesn't he?  Well, at least he'll stop bugging the women of earth.  Jealous Lucius is too funny.  Maybe if he plays his cards right, he'll be invited into a threesome with Hermione and Severus.  Very nice chapter, karelia.

I guess you didn't change it to Neptune after all.  That was adorable, and I love the idea of an alien running into St. Mungo's calling Percy Wankers.

*scream*  Each and every one of you are so proificient at letting us teeter on the edge of our seats where Lucius-Hermione-Severus (or is that Severus-Hermione-Lucius) are concerned!!I still love that name Wankers... I gotta get a nasty old pet and name it that.Good job on the addition to the plot, how our suspicions grow then wane as we think we have discovered who the cuplrits are but then again aren't quite sure.