Attempt 2: Minerva McGonagall
Lord Voldemort on Recruiting Others to His Cause
Chapter 3 of 15
Lady StrangeAttempt 2: Minerva McGonagall
Armed with the knowledge that everyone, regardless as to how upright he/she seemed had base and secret desires, I looked about me and cast my net wider for the support I needed in my bid to take over the world. Then my eyes lighted on Minerva McGonagall.
She is a powerful witch, highly intelligent, and a worthy addition to my ranks. I do not deny that I also entertained brief thoughts of making her my concubine. However, upon carefully observing her, I have come to the decision that she is imminently unsuitable to the join in the ranks of my followers.
Not only does she have no desires to which I can appeal, but she is fully in control of herself, her emotions and is far too observant for my convenience. Not only will I NOT involve her in my plot as tempting at that wild thorny Scottish rose may be, I shall avoid her at all costs and hope that she stays out of matters. Besides, she invited me for tea and proved more than I can handle. For one, she wears too many layers of clothing. That is not ideal in a concubine at all. Not that I am opposed to maidenly modest or anything like that.
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Latest 25 Reviews for Lord Voldemort on Recruiting Others to His Cause
31 Reviews | 5.42/10 Average
This was a great sicfic about the workings of a truly sick mind. Also, it was very funny. But why no chapter about recruiting Severus?
Response from Lady Strange (Author of Lord Voldemort on Recruiting Others to His Cause)
I have had no inspiration to write about Severus so I omitted him. Forgive me... SicFics amuses myself mainly, so I am very glad to have brought a smile to you. :)
Response from FruGal (Reviewer)
Lack of inspiration is the best reason for not writing.
Cute, little story. It put a smile on my face. Thanks.
Response from Lady Strange (Author of Lord Voldemort on Recruiting Others to His Cause)
Thank you. This began life as a means of amusing myself, and turned into something monstrously silly.
after all his failures, it's better to rationalise and think it's better not to have too many followers *grin*
Response from Lady Strange (Author of Lord Voldemort on Recruiting Others to His Cause)
Naturally! :) Voldie is that sort of a chap! lol.
I wonder if Goyle Senior will know he's sent to a werewolf...
Response from Lady Strange (Author of Lord Voldemort on Recruiting Others to His Cause)
Well, there is the off chance that Goyle Senior would have finished the Scooby Snacks...
Grindelwald was a lost cause from the beginning.
Response from Lady Strange (Author of Lord Voldemort on Recruiting Others to His Cause)
True, but I wanted to show that even Voldie found him a little scary...
Lucius should get worried.
Response from Lady Strange (Author of Lord Voldemort on Recruiting Others to His Cause)
Yes he should. But this is from Voldie's point of view, so poor Lucius has to content himself with smouldering for all us fangirls.
I like Bellatrix's repartee!
Response from Lady Strange (Author of Lord Voldemort on Recruiting Others to His Cause)
So do I. It is based on what I would say actually. lol. I am serious!
Would Voldemort be afraid of women?
Response from Lady Strange (Author of Lord Voldemort on Recruiting Others to His Cause)
Not really. He's just a vain chap. Wait till he attempts to win over Bellatrix....
Those were revelations about Dumbledore! Even Rita Skeeter didn't know that.
Response from Lady Strange (Author of Lord Voldemort on Recruiting Others to His Cause)
I thought it would be funny to throw Albus in chains somewhere... tee hee
Does LV really think everyone is so depraved?
Response from Lady Strange (Author of Lord Voldemort on Recruiting Others to His Cause)
In this OOC story, Voldie is a little muddled. He does think people are depraved, for reasons best known to himself.
we now know that appealing to Sirius's animalistic nature doesn't make the trick.
Response from Lady Strange (Author of Lord Voldemort on Recruiting Others to His Cause)
Perhaps if Voldie were to try the Scooby Snacks for himself....
And what an efficient distraction Greyback is.
Response from Lady Strange (Author of Lord Voldemort on Recruiting Others to His Cause)
Oh yes... I believe this is the only mildly serious note in this whole tale.
"an equal opportunity emloyer": LOL
Response from Lady Strange (Author of Lord Voldemort on Recruiting Others to His Cause)
Voldie is deliberately silly here. Guilty as charged! :p
I love that last line.
Response from Lady Strange (Author of Lord Voldemort on Recruiting Others to His Cause)
I can imagine Aberforth as a lecherous octopus, strangely enough...
Voldie, history is writen by the winners, and you have never been one.
How crass of Harry, to bite the hand that was trying to feed him.
I think it more likely that Goyle will come off second best, offering "Scooby Snacks" to a transformed werewolf.
The first smart thing Riddle has done.
So use him as a tool, not a servant.
Scraping the bottom of the barrel.
A dark wet dungeon, just the place for a rat.
A dark wet dungeon, just the place for a rat.
Serves Riddle right.
Scooby snacks
I think they are the wrong bait for Black, where Potter goes, Black will follow.
Tom Riddle has a truly twisted mind, and can't undrestand anyone that doesn't.