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Lord Voldemort on Recruiting Others to His Cause Chapter 15: Conclusion
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Lord Voldemort on Recruiting Others to His Cause

1: Introduction

2: Attempt 1: Albus Dumbledore

3: Attempt 2: Minerva McGonagall

4: Attempt 3: Bellatrix Lestrange

5: Attempt 4: Lucius Malfoy

6: Attempt 5: James Potter

7: Attempt 6: Sirius Black

8: Attempt 7: Aberforth Dumbledore

9: Attempt 8: Peter Pettigrew

10: Intermission

11: Attempt 9: Fenrir Greyback

12: Attempt 10: Gellert Grindelwald

13: Attempt 11: Remus Lupin

14: Attempt 12: Harry Potter

15: Conclusion

Conclusion

Lord Voldemort on Recruiting Others to His Cause

Chapter 15 of 15

Lady Strange

In which Voldie's musings draw to a close. This whole fic is completely OOC and AU.

Humor Parody Slash Alternate Universe Azkaban Prison 3,424 Words 15 Chapters Complete
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Conclusion

On further consideration, I really did not want that many allies anyway. Power goes further if shared between fewer people. That is the general rationale, is it not?

Reminder to self: When I bring the Wizarding World to its knees, they will all suffer – suffer horribly.

Keeping such a guide on my endeavours to recruit others is a worthy endeavour. I must make a note to rewrite this (for the sake of my biographers and fans) when I am supreme ruler of the universe. Keeping an account of my efforts is a wholesome hobby; later revision of such accounts even more so.

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Latest 25 Reviews for Lord Voldemort on Recruiting Others to His Cause

31 Reviews  |  5.42/10 Average

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FruGal

This was a great sicfic about the workings of a truly sick mind. Also, it was very funny. But why no chapter about recruiting Severus?

Response from Lady Strange (Author of Lord Voldemort on Recruiting Others to His Cause)

I have had no inspiration to write about Severus so I omitted him. Forgive me... SicFics amuses myself mainly, so I am very glad to have brought a smile to you. :)

Response from FruGal (Reviewer)

Lack of inspiration is the best reason for not writing.

8/10

silverdoe

Cute, little story. It put a smile on my face. Thanks.

Response from Lady Strange (Author of Lord Voldemort on Recruiting Others to His Cause)

Thank you. This began life as a means of amusing myself, and turned into something monstrously silly.

0/10

septentrion

after all his failures, it's better to rationalise and think it's better not to have too many followers *grin*

Response from Lady Strange (Author of Lord Voldemort on Recruiting Others to His Cause)

Naturally! :) Voldie is that sort of a chap! lol.

0/10

septentrion

I wonder if Goyle Senior will know he's sent to a werewolf...

Response from Lady Strange (Author of Lord Voldemort on Recruiting Others to His Cause)

Well, there is the off chance that Goyle Senior would have finished the Scooby Snacks...

0/10

septentrion

Grindelwald was a lost cause from the beginning.

Response from Lady Strange (Author of Lord Voldemort on Recruiting Others to His Cause)

True, but I wanted to show that even Voldie found him a little scary...

0/10

septentrion

Lucius should get worried.

Response from Lady Strange (Author of Lord Voldemort on Recruiting Others to His Cause)

Yes he should. But this is from Voldie's point of view, so poor Lucius has to content himself with smouldering for all us fangirls.

0/10

septentrion

I like Bellatrix's repartee!

Response from Lady Strange (Author of Lord Voldemort on Recruiting Others to His Cause)

So do I. It is based on what I would say actually. lol. I am serious!

0/10

septentrion

Would Voldemort be afraid of women?

Response from Lady Strange (Author of Lord Voldemort on Recruiting Others to His Cause)

Not really. He's just a vain chap. Wait till he attempts to win over Bellatrix....

0/10

septentrion

Those were revelations about Dumbledore! Even Rita Skeeter didn't know that.

Response from Lady Strange (Author of Lord Voldemort on Recruiting Others to His Cause)

I thought it would be funny to throw Albus in chains somewhere... tee hee

0/10

septentrion

Does LV really think everyone is so depraved?

Response from Lady Strange (Author of Lord Voldemort on Recruiting Others to His Cause)

In this OOC story, Voldie is a little muddled. He does think people are depraved, for reasons best known to himself.

0/10

septentrion

we now know that appealing to Sirius's animalistic nature doesn't make the trick.

Response from Lady Strange (Author of Lord Voldemort on Recruiting Others to His Cause)

Perhaps if Voldie were to try the Scooby Snacks for himself....

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septentrion

And what an efficient distraction Greyback is.

Response from Lady Strange (Author of Lord Voldemort on Recruiting Others to His Cause)

Oh yes... I believe this is the only mildly serious note in this whole tale.

0/10

septentrion

"an equal opportunity emloyer": LOL

Response from Lady Strange (Author of Lord Voldemort on Recruiting Others to His Cause)

Voldie is deliberately silly here. Guilty as charged! :p

0/10

septentrion

I love that last line.

Response from Lady Strange (Author of Lord Voldemort on Recruiting Others to His Cause)

I can imagine Aberforth as a lecherous octopus, strangely enough...

10/10

mick42

Voldie, history is writen by the winners, and you have never been one.

10/10

mick42

How crass of Harry, to bite the hand that was trying to feed him.

10/10

mick42

I think it more likely that Goyle will come off second best, offering "Scooby Snacks" to a transformed werewolf.

10/10

mick42

The first smart thing Riddle has done.

10/10

mick42

So use him as a tool, not a servant.

10/10

mick42

Scraping the bottom of the barrel.

10/10

mick42

A dark wet dungeon, just the place for a rat.

10/10

mick42

A dark wet dungeon, just the place for a rat.

10/10

mick42

Serves Riddle right.

10/10

mick42

Scooby snacks I think they are the wrong bait for Black, where Potter goes, Black will follow.

10/10

mick42

 Tom Riddle has a truly twisted mind, and can't undrestand anyone that doesn't.

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